Reposted by Johann ButtsSara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 1hLove this for every PSU fan who spent years going out of their way to defend Paterno 041
Reposted by Johann ButtsRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5759871625
Reposted by Johann ButtsCharlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"On November 26, 2022 you watched Northwestern play Illinois in football?" "Um, I'm not positive of the date but that sounds right." "And they had lost 10 straight heading into that game?" "Uh, um, I don't..." "Answer the question." "Is it too late to plead the Fifth?" 032
Reposted by Johann ButtsJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13/09/2026I've seen enough of the Falcons' non-huge quarterback. Put in the Division II behemoth who was too large to draft 2757
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 11/09/2026JAKOB SCHEDULED EVERYONE FOR AN APPOINTMENT AT THE DROPTOMETRIST 001
Reposted by Johann ButtsJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026None of you would've survived the Brian Ferentz era of Iowa Hawkeyes football 944346
Reposted by Johann ButtsUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Send hole 26683252
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I think adults should be allowed to make choices for themselves, including gambling if they would like to 100
Reposted by Johann ButtsMyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 30/05/2026This is Stevie. He has cerebral ataxia. He doesn’t know it. He just loves living. 2908587720
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Didn’t realize this was what the size of the women of San Antonio was all about 000
Reposted by Johann ButtsHawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Caitlin Clark Came Back Talking Crazy!! Drops 22 And 9 Against The Valkyries! Via SSN Jay-O 2632629
Reposted by Johann ButtsTrish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comDrowning Doesn’t Look Like DrowningDrowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. 253133969736
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If dude thinks being fat is bad I would love to race bro. Any surface any distance I will drag your ass into deep waters, make you question how bad you want this shit. I will make you taste pennies on the climbs. I will attack you out of aid stations. Come get some Kegsbreath 010
Reposted by Johann ButtsEben (Trans ally 🏳️⚧️) He/Him @ebenhh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I ❤️ the UCI, they always put the interests of riders first. 041
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 07/05/2026When Cobain wrote this was he referencing cum trees? 000
Reposted by Johann ButtsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Man it really does be like that sometimes 454569
Reposted by Johann ButtsUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Ouais ...allez.. 0103
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I love millennial ass women. I love a woman who is just millennial as fuck. That’s so hot to me. We’ll call it my little kink that women in their 30s get me revved up 000
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Gout Gout it’s time to come on home. It’s getting late early for my mans, best to just get inside while you still can 000
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Paid for a semester of school by working at a marina there over the summer 000
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Developing an Unclemaxing Gen Z style online persona called Avuncular where I do shit like falling off ladders wasted and go on podcasts to talk about how to best make a pass at the schoolteacher 000
Reposted by Johann Buttsmadame bofadeez @dogatcoup.bsky.social · 18/02/2026if God didn’t want us to drive drunk, she wouldn’t have made it feel so good 011
Reposted by Johann ButtsSpike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Tiger Woods driving to Walgreens on a clear day 422616
Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This is such a dumbfuck straw man argument. It’s a mouth swab. It’s so much less invasive than the drug testing they already undergo. They actually already do look at the genitals for men when they take urine tests, actually. No one seems to give a shit about that! 100
