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@lugubriouscreature.bsky.social
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
most days i'm on team creature. but today, i'm on team critter. is this what it's like to have a lobotomy?
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fantasizing about enacting glorious violence upon any spider that touches my theoretical wife unless it's too big and scary a spider :(
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just watched beyond the valley of the dolls. if its first two-thirds were like the last, i think it could have possibly surpassed southland tales and freddy got fingered... it's amazing to imagine
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
checking out medical labs you can order
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my piss is saltier than goblin piss
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hell yeah
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh, i've had those. you can stun them by poking the prostate with a broom.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this site's dumbest man finds another subject he knows nothing about to confidently opine on
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
insane how much volkish ideology has been getting mainstreamed by liberals
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
there is actually one science fiction setting that has done so... it also suggests that one day, turtles may walk the earth...
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cuddling gifs
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
had a really nice dream where the southern states fell to internal revolts (very quickly since raccoon meat was the only export they could use to try sustaining themselves) and then the united states promptly stopped being awful
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
need
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
been pondering this, and no. if there was a third thing there would be three or four of them.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
is it a coincidence that there is one dick per dick and two balls per balls?
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i got around to finishing my degree last year and accidentally learned a bunch of valuable stuff along the way
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
it's so nice to see journalists learn you can never judge a book by its contents or front cover :)
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
why is there an animal called a skink?? i hate nature for not giving them a better name!
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*shouting in a donkey's ear* horse wisperer
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
More people need to watch this movie
Theatrical poster for Naked Lunch (1991)
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
he also spent 90% of the iliad whining about how he didn't want to fight, and if he did he would die, which would suck
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
really want to be someone's girlfriend again, but i'm too lazy to ritually sacrifice the men who've been lured into my traps
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
telling pickup truck drivers they have the bottomest of vehicles due to their ability to handle the most bikes, motorcycles, etc. at once
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i think creatures could kick the asses of critters almost anytime
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
thanks! now mine is telling me that if i remove the top of the skull from monkeys, they'll get psychic powers 🙌
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naveryw.bsky.social @naveryw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i think it's a very good movie with a few really great qualities. it also executed very well on many decisions that were annoying or bad, but at least easy to understand and accept the reasoning behind.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
this goblin is just living in peace. you do not have to block him.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
patient at ER: doctor, my blood pressure and pulse have been fluctuating wildly. i nearly fainted today for no reason. doctor: that sounds concerning. we will not measure your pulse or blood pressure. patient: *waits five hours* nurse: you just have fatigue, go away.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the bacchae by vera drew
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i do at least appreciate that the phaeacians initially called him "gaijin-kun," and then started to call him "gaikokujin-san" after demonstrating his otaku knowledge
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is a good point and now i want to break their brains faster
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
PATIENT: hi, i have signs of a rare medical condition. DOCTOR: well that can't be true because it's rare. i don't know how to help you, go away.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
he also said it was bad to call for the abolishment of ICE a few days (iirc) after renee good got killed
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i was the first pig to be executed for crimes against humanity, but i only did that once. i was also the second pig executed for crimes against humanity.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
training my breasts to be more aerodynamic
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i think it would have been really fun to stab julius caesar
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
an indicator of this is that the AQ is still often used as a measure of autism traits despite poor face and discriminant validity, incoherent factors, and evidence that it better measures personality. schizoid personality disorder and OCPD are also often mistaken for autism for superficial reasons.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the autism diagnosis rate continues to increase because most psychologists don't understand personality, and so personality traits associated with autism (introversion, anxiety, anankastic) have increasingly been integrated into understandings of the condition both among the public and experts.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
do you have any recommended readings on this? i'd like to correct my thinking if possible.
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
thank you i need it
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i've finally been getting around to watching it (almost done with S2) and i've been surprised how much the family/"family" dramas have been its first priority, the psychological drama its second, and crime stuff is a distant third.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
my politics
transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
being haunted by a watto toy from pizza hut that i threw away as a child
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
gotta love the mythical strawman white trans woman who works a secure white collar career and panic posts online who gets to serve as the eternal shorthand reason in the eyes of many why we're all annoying delusional people who don't have real problems, but also deserve whatever does happen to us
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 12/05/2026
i always offer to go along to my gf's doctor's appointments because doctors are so fucking worthless. there's no symptom they won't say is anxiety, no evidence they will accept, but if a man says "i've seen her have anxiety and this is something else" suddenly they're sherlock holmes
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
yesterday, i found a years old mcdonald's french fry between my car's seats and had the willpower to throw it away even though it was in perfect condition. nobody has congratulated me for this. what's the point of life..?
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