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@luckycricket.bsky.social
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I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, Deferential, glad to be of use, Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; Almost, at times, the Fool.

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🥨 zoë 🥨 @zoenold.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hey can you guys hold these for me #nctwish #mybugs
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Minty🌿 Comms open @glassymint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#fe3h
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[tired] does anyone have the 18 digit barcode on the back of my library card that my library demands i type out every time i log in
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no it's lin 💜 @infromthesnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thank u patient zero mv
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*consuming my groceries at a normal pace required so they don’t go bad* nooooo it’s going to be finiiiiiished I won’t have pumpkin leeeeeeft
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Newton’s cradle is such a. Concept. Like. It sounds so funny I want to hear it.
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
apparently mint will be trending for fall. this is horrible. because i have to commit to actually making stuff with all the mint yarn i bought a year ago
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes ur watching theatre with historical costuming and you’re not sure if the fashionable silhouette of the day really had that much space in the upper shoulders or if that’s only because of the mic packs
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SCANDAL IS ON THAT LIST AS A PERSONAL INSULT TO ME
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
roommate is home but i didnt come out of my bedroom to greet her so she's been singing out loud in the living room i need her to leave so i can pretend i just got in
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wasn’t going to get into the new fire emblem but I’m observing a shocking lack of pitting characters against each other on the tl. Might just be a side effect of people not posting spoilers and me not following anyone under 25 anymore. If this persists I might get it someday though
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Dorian @doriandotexe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexuality visibility day!
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they community noted my shit
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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 28/08/2026
Black text on white background reading: Barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine. Well, me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time.
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
grocery store birthday cake that says “Olruggio’s 1st Birthday” with a tiny papercraft version of his hat sticking out on a toothpick
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s friday
so lets conquer sadness with an ancient sword
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seed Shanty
Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!”

Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spy-glass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the crew continues.
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm N-23 @cheppoly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[2024] even a good dog gets a short leash
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I visited my friend’s house last weekend she mentioned she only bought milk in case one of us wanted it for coffee and wouldn’t use it otherwise so I took it home and have been texting her updates on how fast I’ve been finishing it, mostly in coffee.
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world’s spookiest weed puller @reflektion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fandom is a great hobby to get into if you want to meet the best people on the planet and revel in the beauty of art and also get really annoyed all the time and torture yourself constantly about things that objectively don't matter at all
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[waiting in line to spend $50] ugh… is peace of mind REALLY worth $50………. Is improved quality of life and basic human responsibility really worth $50…
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I walk out of the grocery store with the encumbered status
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I forgot how life can be. The healing power of logistics
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck Earound Find Wout
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backup fujoker ‼️ @fuj0ker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
halvin again
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spent too too long Being On Phone and the Filipino supermarket closed for the night. I deserve to suffer
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@imniceandsmart

Good morning everyone. The grief is immense but so is the joy. We are all fragile as fuck. Swag city
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sitting on the floor and feeling very inspired by the things I have stored neatly on the floor, and also because I can no longer see the things stored un-neatly on my desk
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Why wasn't this piece of art more explicit with its messaging" cause it would have sucked ass Bob. Telling people the truth isn't as effective as making them experience it. That's why it's art and not an essay.
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Speaking my truth light blue and dark brown was ugly in 2005 and it’s ugly now
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes ur watching theatre with historical costuming and you’re not sure if the fashionable silhouette of the day really had that much space in the upper shoulders or if that’s only because of the mic packs
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ROBERT MOSES DUMB AS SHIT I AM SO CARSICK RIGHT NOW REPLACE EVERY CAR WITH TRAIN
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the thread count update is stealing (1/458) jokes from us
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can’t log into ravelry on my phone but this is okay because if I could I’d never get out of bed
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*watching my tits get a sunburn in real time* who wants baked rolls
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
heartwarming: this crocheter unraveled useless 12x18in piece of cloth made from yarn she doesn't care for and repurposed it as pompoms
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 31/08/2026
Doggust day 30: Canis Major 🔭🐕 This year is 10 years since what I consider to be my first Doggust, so I decided to revisit one of the pieces that was star themed since it kind of fit with this year.
A little floppy-eared dog looking through a telescope at many shooting stars from under a bridge. The bridge is covered in ivy, and the yellow and white stars are huge and flying down in front of the bridge. The main colors are teal, blue, and yellow from two inks.
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
birds are obsessed with trying to get into my house
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laurel 🌿 @bloomlaurel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#artfight attack of Renevoire, a tiefling storm sorcerer oc by @punchyfakegamer.bsky.social #artfight2026 #sharemyattack2026 #myart #ocart #dndoc
Renevoire is a grey-skinned tiefling with white horns, big fluffy black curly hair, and a sharp edged tail.  She has light blue eyes and wears black lipstick. She wears a black blouse with a mini skirt and lots of belts. She wears over the knee grey laced boots that also have belts. She wears a thick black necklace and grey fingerless gloves. She looks to the side with a coy smile, holding a hand to her chin.
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
glass water bottle i've had for like 9 years broke :(
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 02/09/2026
Computers are not some unknowable force of nature or entity. They're products and extremely knowable. Treating them as this mystical new form of life is not just illiterate, it's a great way to normalize this attitude of not being able to hold the people who made them accountable for their actions.
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sometimes i'll see people post like "isn't it so beautiful that this character can be redeemed through the love and understanding of others despite the huge negative externalities he's had on their lives!?!? 🥺" and i'll think to myself No. go off though i wont yuck your yum.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/09/2026
You see this with games too, where arguments against boycotts boil down to "but don't you want to support the developers??" It's a thought-cancelling cliche like "support the troops," meant to short-circuit your ability to identify the real sources of harm
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Eyebags enthusiast @luckycricket.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who wants to bite plastic together!
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