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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 11h

hmm, idk about that, i think i should google it to make sure

Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 14h

The thing about watching Tremors is it will make you want to watch Tremors 2. And that's okay! It's not as good as the first one but it's a fun enough movie. It might even make you want to watch more Tremors movies! It is critically important that you do not make that mistake.

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 18h

i think you can just fill the darts with whatever, so if you can find liquid adderall you should be good to go

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i never bought a kid rock album, but that's just because my brother had already bought it so i already knew I didn't like it

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i bought eminem's second or third album (whichever one came out when I was in 8th grade) and it made me think i didn't like rap for like a decade

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this can't possibly be the first time eminem and kid rock have collaborated, right? they're basically the same person

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

staking my money on the theory that they're still together and very much in love, but they have An Understanding

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

was that carmageddon game any good? I've been on the fence about picking it up because I never heard anyone talk about it and a disappointing car combat game is, to me, worse than none at all

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

well. maybe not THAT consequential. seat's basically going to a republican no matter who wins

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sea lions coming out as a surprisingly consequential demographic this year!

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i love City Sized Thrift Store and Sub-Sub-Basement of Every School, but my number 1 all time fav gotta be Footbridge Where It's Always Late Evening

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i think theres like 30 batman movies now actually. batman forever IS the best one tho, that's true

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i think they should do big lavish modernized remakes of the MSX games. i would probably play those tbh

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i hope that show goes on for a million seasons so that the white guy actor in it is too busy to show up in anything I actually want to watch. i can't stand that guy

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i don't think it's that mind boggling tbh

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i rhyme so hard most people say they don't even notice the words I can't say

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

yeah but there are some punishments that could make the world better for the rest of us

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i guess I'm "mysterious sprains" years old now smdh

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm pretty sure I have, but it's been a long time. I've done a lot of camping out in the eastern half of the state, there's a lot of really great stuff out there!

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yeah it's not great! there's some nice places to camp out there but the town itself is a stinker

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the thing is, they generally aren't BAD posts by any means, if I saw them going by as native bsky posts I wouldn't think anything of it. but I just can't conceive of what drives a person to find them there, screenshot them, and bring them over here, y'know? we already got sensible chuckles aplenty!

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what if shakespeare said fuck" what if I hit you with a shovel

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

every couple of days someone posts a screenshot and breathlessly declares that they found an actual good post on threads! and it's always the dullest shit you ever did see

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my solution is to borrow a trick from weathermen and tell the player both the real number, and what it FEELS like. 95% shot 3 minutes into a side mission? that'll feel like an 85%, no worries! 80% shot on the last enemy of an hour long campaign mission? better wear layers, because that's feelin 30%.

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

back in my day there'd be dozens of virtually identical "Torture [character]" flash games on Newgrounds within hours of any of these announcements. and, frankly, imho? retvrn.

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

imho it's okay for kids to experiment with jokes about Stephen King deep cuts, as long as it stays in the drafts. If you see him posting "she bag on my bones til I tommyknock 'er" on a public feed, THEN it's time to call a professional

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh and legal immunity from all flamethrower-related prosecution

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

flamethrower alignment IS a solvable problem, but only if I am given $300b IMMEDIATELY

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

playing it as "average resident evil player" rather than "average resident evil protagonist" was absolutely the right choice

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i brought an iced coffee to my last job interview. the interviewer tried to one up me by cracking open a beer. i wiped the smug look off his face when I pulled out a glass pipe

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Louie? fucking LOUIE?? that show was aging like milk BEFORE we knew about him!

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Twin Peaks 3 at #47. man, what the hell are we even doing here. smdh

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is roller derby still a thing? If so, I thought of a pretty good roller derby name: Carly Rage Epsen. You can use that if you want. Okay, well, good night!

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