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Paul Taffin' Coldman

@luap.bsky.social
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Totally just a human dude. Nothing sinister. Not an octopus. At all. 🐙 Geeked about all manner of sneaky games/immersive sims. Pro-labour, Anti-billionaire, undecided on best Starburst flavour.

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Brad Shankar @bradshankar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A HUGE thank you to @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social for letting me co-host KFGD today with @snowbikemike.bsky.social! I’ve never done anything like this, and I’m so grateful to @gameovergreggy.bsky.social, Mike and the gang for being so wonderful and welcoming.
Me with Greg Miller at the Kinda Funny Spare Bedroom Studio Me with Snow Bike Mike co-hosting Kinda Funny Games Daily Me with Greg Miller and his Kinda Funny champion belt on KFGD Me on Kinda Funny Games Daily with SnowBike Mike talking about Hilltop Studios’ awesome Lil’ Guardsman
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hades 2 doodlin'
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Snake is Back
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
9/11 happened and then the U.S spent 25 years slowly earning the sort of vitriol that results in an attack like that.
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HOLY TAFFING TAFF!!! I AM SO IN.
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Stephen Graham King🍉 @stephengrahamking.com · 11/09/2026
Photo of Jessica Lange in American Horror Story. Caption reads "There's not going to be a $5,000 cheque you stupid slut."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.
Richard Hanania: The point of a game like Grand Theft Auto is to identify with the character.

By making a female character, the new game will be promoting autogynephilia.

There’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, and if they make her bisexual then the game won’t necessarily be unhealthy.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 29/08/2026
my favorite comics are usually my stupidest
mgs pw comic
Chico, holding binoculars: "oh my god!!"
"el sasquatch!!" he says, looking at a familiar sasquatch-shaped sillouette
"oh..." he says upon realizing it's just big boss
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
married life [1/5] #mgs
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots fan comic:
Otacon sits at his computer onboard the Nomad in MGS4. He looks distraught, has a hand on his head. Sunny and Old Snake are passing through in the background.
Otacon: agh! Gosh dang it!!
Old Snake: Otacon. There’s a child onboard. Don’t fucking swear.
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Truly generational. #Switch2 #MGSMasterCollectionVol2 #Diarrhea
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 29/08/2026
[mgs4 ending spoilers] can't wait for a whole new generation to experience bigs bobs tit
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
watching the classics www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjAS...
youtube.com
I Played Some GTA V: Live!
YouTube video by Giant Bomb
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/08/2026
i have made many-a silly comic about MGS4 and PW, and they are all nicely archived on my website!! enjoy!!! 🫡 mgs4: www.othatsraspberry.com/mgs4 pw: www.othatsraspberry.com/mgs-pw
MGS4 comic
two soldiers:
one says: Something wrong?
the other says: uhh... is it just me or...
(cut to old snake camouflaging on a wall with his big butt sticking out)
soldier: does that wall have a REALLY nice ass?MGS4 comic
colonel looking down, concerned
Sunny is drinking out of a dog bowl
colonel looks up at old snake
snake: kids love that water
(it's a simposns reference)MGSpw comic
Kaz: let's check in and see what the R&D team's working on
two soldiers are duct taping a gun to a cardboard box, creating a gun box
snake and kaz stare
snake: I LOVE IT!mgSPW comic
Kaz: hey what if we put a ration on it, too
Snake: don't play God, Kaz
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It feels fucking insane playing Metal Gear Solid 4 on a Nintendo console. They did it! I have put my PS3 into storage, at long last.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 26/08/2026
peace walker is so stupid, i can't wait for more people to experience it ✨
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 26/08/2026
1 Day until MGS Master Collection Vol 2!!! gather up your legally distinct lime soda and tortilla chips and get ready!!! 🥤🍿
Big boss holding up a legally distinct can of lime soda and eating a legally disntict bag of tortilla chips
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gonna watch "Midnight Blue" from the 3rd season of The Orville tonight. Even if you didn't like that show, there's no way you hated that episode. #RIPDolly
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Farewell to Dolly, an artist, an icon, a legend, a sister, a daughter, and a mother to millions. We won't see her like on this earth again and we were all richer for breathing air at the same time she did.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 25/08/2026
2 Days until MGS Master Collection Vol 2!!! little paz! little kaz! and the rest 🦋
Doodle of Paz giving a peace sign, Kaz is trying to join in but she’s shoving his dorky face away
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The party in FFVII Rebirth seem as out of place in their world as Mario does in New Donk City. You know this.
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Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Solid Old Snake with the all gold camo that is in the rerelease of mgs4 in the Metal gear solid master collection vol. 2.  His golden cheeks are blinding some poor guards.
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You were born today, boss. 🫡
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 24/08/2026
3 Days until MGS Master Collection Vol 2!!! finally reunited with the precious egg family 🍳🍳🍳
Doodle of Sunny making 3 fried eggs, each has a little face for old snake, otacon, and sunny
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 24/08/2026
hey snake, what’d ya do, get a haircut or something?
Metal Gear Solid master collection vol 2
Save data bonus
Gold camouflage old snakeSolid gold homer saying “look closer, Otacon”
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Elrond Hubbard
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In 2024 I interviewed Warren Spector and a few other vets about ageism in the game industry. Warren was a dream interview: clever, funny, and full of knowledge. Opened up the call with: "I’m gonna go on record saying I think I’m the oldest person who isn’t running stuff or on the business side."
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
convinced we are living through a societal gas leak of some kind
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 18/08/2026
dating in 2026
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Twitch's "Allow your channel content to train generative AI models" setting is here and on by default. Go turn that shit off, streamer!! The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
screenshot of a Twitch account's Settings page, showing Security and Privacy and a toggle that reads "Training for Generative AI"
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This had better continue, @greatesttrek.com It's too good!!!
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh DAMN. Okay! Yeah!
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whoever goes up to accept the trophy today could change everything by just faking out the handshake, taking hold of Orangey's head, and giving it a sharp twist. Planetary celebration ensues.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
RIP Jennifer Finch (Bassist for L7) Fuck cancer
A black and white photo of Jennifer Finch from L7. It says "Jennifer Finch Aug 5, 1966 - Jul 18, 2026"
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Chadley, what am I looking at??
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- Cryptid
- Grounded

A wild raccoon with a rare spine deformity compressing the vertebrae. This creature is known to patrol neighborhoods in search of food and treasure.

The Shinra Electric Power Company denies all knowledge of this creature and recommends you do not approach.

Areas Encountered:
Mako Reactor 1
Upper Sector 8
Sector 7 Slums

Items Dropped:
Potion

Rare Items Dropped:
Grenade

Stealable Items:
Grenade
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 19/07/2026
happy birthday to me 👵🎂 AND happy birthday to final fantasy x 💖
final fantasy x comic
Auron: Jecht and I defeated Sin 10 years ago
Tidus: haha ok grandpa 
Auron: im 35
Todus: oof yikes
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is a fact. Unless a head is kicked clean off a dudes shoulders tomorrow, it will be absolute naptimeville.
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Dave @saltyduane.com · 13/07/2026
You and your away team noclip into the Backdecks... #StarTrek #Backrooms
Geordi, Deanna and Data encounter a still-life of Captain Picard in the backdecks.
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Paul Taffin' Coldman @luap.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Marked safe from having to install and play the bloated Viking AC 😜
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Handsome Jacob Frye
ALT: Handsome Jacob Frye
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/07/2026
I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 07/07/2026
Trump tomorrow: "They just kept counting the goals until Belgium won!"
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Inspiring to see Belgium demonstrate that you can achieve great things when fueled by spite
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Matt Steinglass @mattsteinglass.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The lesson from the Belgium-USA match and from the Hungarian election is that you need to defeat populists by such a convincing margin that claiming the contest was rigged becomes implausible.
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 07/07/2026
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Riker's Iconic Slow Smile
Alt: horny Riker slow zoom GIF
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