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Tony Randazzo

@ltrandazzo.bsky.social
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I was but a bird flapping in the breeze and now I soar in the bluest of skies.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point.
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck kU
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026
I don’t want to wait till 2031 for another one of these.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Insane, ugly thing to tweet. Here's the AIPAC candidate. Wow.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 31/07/2026
Emily Moreno, the daughter of Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-Ohio), has filed for a new restraining order against her ex-husband, Rep. Max Miller (R-Ohio), whom she has accused of domestic violence.
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Senator’s daughter files new restraining order against GOP Rep. Max Miller
Emily Moreno had previously accused her ex-husband, an Ohio congressman, of domestic abuse, including throwing hot water on her and holding a gun to her head. He denies the allegations.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/07/2026
microdosing republican death until we can get the full dose
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Roses are red Cher is a baddie
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
epic handshake meme

david lynch and cardiologist agree that fix your heart or die
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/06/2026
I heroically foiled an alleged alien plot to kidnap the entire population of St. Paul. Trust me bro.
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Stephen A Smith is a cucked out little bitch
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I love how AMC trailers are now 1. Trailers 2. Ad for Amazon 3. More trailers 4. AMC ad telling you you’re at a movie 5. AMC ad reminding you that you’re at a movie 6. 5-sec cut of Nicole Kidman reminding you you’re at the movies 7. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE 8. Did you know you’re at the movies
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Welp, let’s log on to Bluesky and see how everyone here is handling today’s Platner news.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026
Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.
A close up of captain kirk getting his eyes scanned. It is cut off above the eyebrows and below his mouth.The same image in a thumbnail for Star Trek, the wrath of Khan. But AI has painted the rest of the image so that Kirk is a balding man in a business suit.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
These prosecutors who made my family’s life hell for a year are criminals. I want justice and we’ll seek it. This can’t happen again.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/05/2026
[bezos punches a wall]
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
For Gondor. For @ezswords.com
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy Dune Day. May thy 9th chip and shatter
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Cincinnati, Clermont County, Butler County
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
St. Louis, St. Charles, Kansas City
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 28/04/2026
When your assassination conspiracy theory is just the plot of Nine Inch Nails' 2007 album "Year Zero"
From a 404media post about current conspiracy theories: "An advanced AI has developed the
ability to send information backwards in time to facilitate
its own development. That future AI initially encoded the
technology to do so in images
Like this
• one and distributed
them at
various
time points
in
our internet." -- The top post on r/conspiracy suggests

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DXqFJlclPK-/?img_index=1Summary of the backstory that kicked off Nine Inch Nails' 2007 "Year Zero" album ARG experience.

"Year Zero: The Backstory: In the not-too-distant future (circa 2022), an underground resistance group of scientists called Solutions Backwards Initiative managed to divert 1/10,000th of a second of internet traffic backwards in time to the year 2007. This stream of emails, websites, spam, video downloads, surveillance and other forms of data was distributed unevenly across the web and heavily corrupted by the temporal transmission. After Nine Inch Nails fans found the first evidence of this fragmented data, participants around the globe flooded in, working together to assemble a dystopian "snapshot" of America in the future that could only
be interpreted as... a warning."
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Wait. So you guys spread rumors here that Graham Platner was a coke dealer for the Pod Save America boys?
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia voters approve new US House districts that could aid Democrats in midterm elections.
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Nine Inch Nails @nin.com · 17/04/2026
COACHELLA WEEKEND ONE PHOTOS: kraw, karel chladek NINE INCH NOIZE ALBUM OUT TOMORROW nineinchnails.lnk.to/NineInchNoize WATCH NINE INCH NOIZE AT COACHELLA WEEKEND TWO SATURDAY 8PM PT
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
[shocked pikachu.jpeg]
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium
JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.
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Pod Save America @podsaveamerica.crooked.com · 12/04/2026
"I want the Democratic party to treat me like a Never-Trumper" –Hasan Piker
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
EZRA KLEIN: “Hasan Piker is not the enemy… he isn’t a “Jew hater.” — He’s an anti-Zionist… The Israel young people know is not the Israel that older people remember.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/o...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026
Political Profile: Markwayne Mullin theonion.com/political-profile-mark…
Raised By: Momwayne, Dadwayne
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Goddamn it, Sam Kieth fucking ruled and so did The Maxx
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/03/2026
Jake Paul gets on stage at the Trump rally and has the nastiest pit stains I've ever seen (it also appears the crowd doesn't know who he is)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/03/2026
"Trump gets donations, you get massive Ticketmaster surcharges — service fees, platinum fees, per-order fees, payment processing fees, facility fees, magical money-sh*tting unicorn fees — on top of already sky-high ticket prices." — @lizdye.bsky.social
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DOJ nopes out of Ticketmaster antitrust suit
Trump gets donations, you get surcharges.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It could be worse, John Fetterman could have chased after me with a gun.
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ah yes, said by the extremely famous Star Trek heros, the Borg
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 28/02/2026
NIN tour posters from 20 years ago this spring, during the Bush/Cheney wars. Same as it fucking ever was… Art direction by Designers Republic, design by me.
NIN Denver 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. An explosion and shrapnelNIN Dallas 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. Bombs dropping from a jetNIN Camden 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. Explosions from an aircraft carrierNIN Long Island 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. An atomic bomb.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Girl, your husband keeps texting me and asking me for money and I don’t even like him.
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Matt Dunphy @leviathant.com · 01/03/2026
Zoe Greenberg of the @inquirer.com has been working on a story about privy digging in Philadelphia, and she talked to all the right people. This is a gift link to a very nice snapshot into a world we have unexpectedly become entrenched in share.inquirer.com/5oTvtV
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The privy pirates vs. the archaeologists
As America's 250th approaches, Philly is in the national spotlight — and a center of clandestine digging.
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Always make sure you are that person who is bobbing your head and singing at a @nin.com show.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Tony Randazzo @ltrandazzo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
All along, all the time
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
So, it's pretty clear MAGA and the Trump Administration are just a big Cosplay Convention for losers and dorks who couldn't get girls in high school and are trying to convince the world they are alpha men. They are failing.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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