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lauren 🌷

@lriddy.bsky.social
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metro Detroiter, neighborhood biker, she/her

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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 15h
two sick people on a call competing for being the most ill
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 19h
well-rounded meal
Three eggs, a peach, and a baby bell cheese on a plate
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the surface lot I was going to park in is hosting a vendor market: 😮 the surface lot I was going to park in is hosting a vendor market: 😃
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we used to make Buildings
Interior shot of the guardian building in downtown Detroit, foreground has a metal screen with art deco styling and a gold clock at the top. Background is the hall and ceiling with many multicolored tiles and arching window with leaded frames.
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Kate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My hot take on AI and climate change is that I would not like to be killed by either of them
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when you turn 34, the state does an audit to make sure you have a home printer
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
donald duck saying "salsa"
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mamdani? More like mommy dom me
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching tech people tremble before the awesome power of AI feels like when an actor is “attacked” by a wild animal in a movie but they are just holding a raccoon pelt to their neck and pretending to wrestle with it
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bought a rug
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
return to office is going great, found out my coworker talks to herself continuously and another guy drinks 5 seltzers in a day
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
summoning my dog from the basement by walking above her like she’s a worm from dune
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Walt Whitman @skeetsofgrass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I breathe the fragrance myself, and know it and like it,
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/09/2026
jessica lange from american horror story saying your liberation is bound up with mine you stupid slut
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
rug shopping is the endless cycle of: finding a beautiful fit 🤩 it’s $1600 🫥
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
did the soy boy face when they said "the poisonwood bible" when i got to it in the same named novel
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12/10/2024
good morning
Lisa Simpson coffee meme. the coffee pot is labeled "coffee" and the cup is labeled "my coffee cup". Lisa Simpson, holding the mug, is labeled "me." She has a weird expression with her eyes narrowed. Usually this image is used to show a person's appreciation for something that isn't coffee in a sort of metaphorical way (e.g. by labeling the coffee "gay shit") so I'm kind of doing an anti-joke thing here by using it for what it's literally depicting. Please clap
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Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 08/09/2026
the only coherent opinion on this, by the way, is "you should probably wear a helmet but shaming and helmet laws are quantifiably bad. and also biking without one is a top 10 life activity." ok maybe that last part is my editorial but it's true
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
so turkeys lay eggs… and we don’t eat them?
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
up north for the weekend
Okay so it’s a chainsaw carved Sasquatch thats flipping off the viewer in the back of a red truck driving on a highway
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 02,1946
P- NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN AND SHE IS VERY PERTURBED 
NANCY: NOBODY HAS NOTICED MY NEW HAIR RIBBON
P2- THERE IS A BILLBOARD WITH FOUR HANDS POINTING TO THE CENTER OF THE BILLBOARD AND THE INSCRIPTION READS
WATCH THIS. SPOT 
P3- NANCY IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE CENTER OF THE BILLBOARD
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
genuinely going to be late for book club but I cannot get up off bed after my shower
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
everyone got the rainy and humid dress code yesterday at microcenter
Foreground of a man in a rain jacket with shorts and sneakers, two more men in the background wearing the exact same thing. They all have baseball caps on but I had cropped for anonymity
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
dead squirrel in the yard and wasps are EATING it 😨😧😲
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
rule of threes, maybe it will happen tomorrow
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
every AI ad i see boils down to "there's a new way to buy stuff"
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
of the genuine belief that on days with beautiful weather, we all take the day off, exceptions only for ice cream shop workers and lifeguards, but they get to bank an extra PTO day for their service
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
building community by being cool & normal, payoff is getting eggs from my neighbors’ chickens
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Goldfinch on a coneflower if you even care
Mostly sumac greenery on the left side of frame with coneflowers underneath the sumac, tiny yellow goldfinch perched on the coneflower bottom right
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hardest thing about return to office is having cramps in public again. what do you mean there's no option to let me lay down with my laptop in bed like i do at home
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Ferndale Computer Club (FCC) @seriouslarry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
from a young age I learned to hoist myself by my own petard
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Had a very real urge to drop my laptop down the stairs at work
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dmercer.bsky.social @dmercer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Gorgeous bungalow in Oak Park, Illinois
One-story Chicago style yellow-brick bungalow home featuring a prominent rounded front section with arched windows, green trim, and a green tile roof with several gables. The forward-facing gable has decorative scallop trim. There are also twisted stone columns flanking each of the arched windows and stone keystones at the top of the arches.
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
things are going just fine in michigan
screenshot of email with sender "trending on Nextdoor" and subject line "Your are a LETTUCE THIEF"
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Doorknocking & documenting
Pic of a truck bumper sticker, “you think tattoos are good? Tattoos are NOT good.”
License plate 1COWGRLicense plate SCHNZLLicense plate PNCAKE
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Me wondering if my upset stomach is the parasite before remembering I had chili cheese fries last night
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
had a realllly good horchata soft serve. leads me to the insight that more items should be horchata
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
As always
The X-Files. FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder (David Duchovny). The caption reads, “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
all of the world cup posts i see are not game highlights but just humans being sweetie pies to each other
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Dr. Genevieve Guenther (she/they) @doctorvive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The “air conditioning debate” is a climate culture war started by center-right and liberal commentators, which drives attention away from the existential need to phase out fossil fuels. Try not to get swept along (as I am right now lol) but stick to the message: govt action to end coal, oil, & gas
Richard Hanania C @RichardHanania
X.com
Here's the air conditioning debate.
America: It's raining, take an umbrella
Europeans: There are unintended consequences of taking an umbrella. If we refuse to and so does China and the rest of the world, maybe it won't rain so much in 50 years. I'm going to die now.IDEAS
What the New AC
Culture War Is Really About
Underneath the debates raging online is a fundamental divide about how
America and Europe address discomfort.
By Thomas Chatterton Williams
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
tried to bond with my neighbor about the news of the fox in the neighborhood, and she told me that she called animal control 😶
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Busy Bee Cafe DeFuniak Springs, FL
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
a computer has the GALL to ask if i have "permission to open the file" when it's MY OWN FILE
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my PowerPoint crashed while I was presenting to reveal my online shopping webpage behind it 🫪
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hungry? have you tried have two hard boiled with hot sauce? you simply haven’t lived until you’ve had two hard boiled eggs with hot sauce
Two halved boiled eggs with hot sauce on them, arranged to one side of the small plate
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
dogs home
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
a little about me:
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
every time i get less than 6 hours of sleep it makes me fear for parents who are repeatedly sleep deprived
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lauren 🌷 @lriddy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
let a girl bike to windsor!!!!!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Something we'll be hearing more and more I think
Why is everything a scam now
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