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Sam

@lovelyoldtree.bsky.social
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I used to be good at computer games, but they changed what "good at computer games" was, now what I am is "below average at computer games", and "good at computer games" is challenging and unattainable to me. It'll happen to you!

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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
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YouTube video by ohohojousama
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interviewer: I hope you don't mind me asking how your name is pronounced, it it "Seen Byawn"? Sean Bean: Thank you for asking, no-one ever has before, it's actually like the word séance, but shorter. So you can call me Sayon Bayon. Interviewer: Yeah, nah, I dont like it. Séan Béan: It's too late now
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Sharpe: Sean Bean's Warning
ALT: Sharpe: Sean Bean's Warning
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I done it, but I'm ashamed to admit that I ran out of space to include any Donkey Kong titles or Assassin's Creed. #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/754...
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My 9 Games | Shared games picks
A shared 9-panel games collage.
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Share an ANIMATED movie title that begins with the letter “A”🎥 A Town Called Panic (2010)
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child -the blue monster munch monster with the hat -the Disney intro on old videos with pink lettering on the black background (it was too loud, a bit like the THX ident) -the stop motion nutcracker suite animation -Tim Curry as Pennywise in IT -Mombi in Return to Oz
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Spider-man tells Dr Dinosaur that he can play the new remake of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, but he's not interested, he wants the 3DS version.
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Spinal Tap “Shark Sandwich” 2 word review
YouTube video by BobSeger1981
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Police officer denied compassionate leave request despite fatal injuries
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rockso
The rock'n'roll clown
I do cocaine
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
5 Simpsons lines I use too often: 1. Oh yeah? C'mere a minute! 2. What a bleak and terrible future we live in. 3. I was saying boo-urns. 4. So long, stink town! (whenever I'm leaving any town) 5. Ah, Jub Jub. You're everywhere I wanna be.
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This has been in my mind for a while, you have encouraged me to get it made
Homer is sitting at the table with his family and says "anyhoo, yesterday I had a supervision at work, right? As usual I'm overworking and doing more than my colleagues, and my supervisor says that I'm, uh, get this!"Homer continues speaking with his family at the table: "Neurodivergent!" then laughs, and pauses, then asks why noone else is laughing. The sound of crickets is heard as the family members, now marked as wife and mother, look away and avoid answering.
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
post your favorite Muppet. wrong answers only
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Of all the iconic roles, to me he is still Rosencrantz (but not Guildenstern) youtu.be/u3xIs0aajN4
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (1990) - Playing Questions Scene (2/11) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Game: Stealth optional Me:
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Quake 3 Usa
Alt: Sarge in the intro cinematic for Quake 3, smoking a cigar and firing a machine gun against an army of some kind
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
How I celebrate winning at video games.
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What's a movie where the villain totally steals the show?
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Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2
Alt: Alfred Molina as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 smiles and leaps from a train roof
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Rare: You finish that underwater level theme for the new Donkey Kong? David Wise: Sure did boss, real fuckin melancholy just like you asked. Rare: what
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me examining a new follower
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A Kate Beaton illustration of two chaps in Jacobean ruffs discussing astronomy.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/07/2026
"take the shot," i whisper into my sleeve inside my sleeve, a mouse pounds a little glass of tequila
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm tired and genuinely thought that this was Mario and Luigi, I spent a while trying to work out what happened to cause them to have such a difference of opinion.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 30/06/2026
We're suing Ofcom for its continued failure to stop hate and misinformation. Namely, in TalkTV's transphobic broadcasts. Will you help us? 👇
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TalkTV: We're suing Ofcom for failing to stop hate and misinformation | Good Law Project
The media regulator is giving the right-wing channel a free pass to spread toxic lies – so we’re taking legal action
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Star Trek villains. Wrong answers only.
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Ace Ventura's Hilarious Food Play
Alt: Ace Ventura has a fruit face! He's at a party and he's being wacky and making noises
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If you see this, post a princess! 👑
Princess Cookie from Adventure Time brandishes a baseball bat that they are using to hold the occupants of a shop hostage
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image
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Nelson Slaps Driver in Traffic
Alt: Nelson Slaps Driver in Traffic
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's Juneteenth. Post your favorite Black fictional character. Before he was the Police Commissioner of Gotham, he was a jazz pioneer youtu.be/LwbJ-N8rrek?...
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fast show - jackson jeffrey jackson
YouTube video by CHIM SẺ ĐI NẮNG AOE OFFICIAL
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Debjit Dutta @debjitduttaart.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Star Trek TNG title card for classic episode: Data? I hardly knew her!
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle...
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a blue and white toy car with the number 8 on it
Alt: Inspector Gadget's car is all kinds of nonsense. It spreads its wheels about to make it taller and able to drive over other vehicles.
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Post a cartoon you remember that nobody else remembers Crime-bustin', jazz-singin', robocop dinosaurs set in the distant future of the 1920s youtu.be/lA4o6WhJO-A?...
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T-Rex Intro
YouTube video by cartoonintros
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Evelyn/Vivian @sirenofshadow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Møtif (Alex) @m0tif.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This might be the best video ever
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone
Simon Day as Dave Angel, Eco Warrior (from The Fast Show)
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 Fan X Salt Lake @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This needs too be normalized at conventions.
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 21/05/2026
i always enjoy an orson welles clip, but my fave's when he expresses my favourite sentiment, "all these guys who do it try to make a big mystery of it because that's their living". i've said this about programmers in particular my whole life. obfuscate obfuscate obfuscate. nobody should stand for it
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's sometimes world bee day, but never world bidet youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc?...
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DR. BEES
YouTube video by Harry Partridge
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
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a woman is screaming in front of a mirror while looking at her reflection .
Alt: Ladies heads on stands in cabinets are all screaming (from Return to Oz)
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Jowol | Marionette VTuber 📦🎀 @porcelainmaid.gg · 14/05/2026
I will not support a game if they use AI at ANY level. I don't care how minimal it is, I don't care how "ethical" they say it is. Gen AI at its core is such a pathetic excuse to substitute real passion and work and that lack of humanity disgusts me. Do better.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13/05/2026
‘Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic’ director Casey Hudson has no plans to use AI 🎮 He finds AI to be 'creatively soulless' and unimpressive (via Bloomberg)
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Make a band out of two others Tenacious Deee-Lite
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Shiburizu! @shib.live · 02/05/2026
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Share your face for the week
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a person laying on a bed with a dirty refrigerator in the background
Alt: Richie, wearing a frilly pinny over his shirt and tie and jeans combo, stands from examining the contents of a filthy refrigerator, and glances back suspiciously.
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band: Equal to Jake
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I can't keep up with the lingo, narcotics is a young person's game
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
From a recent birthday card I made for a schoolhood chum
The Amphi-bros are young adult turtle guys who carry weapons. Kevin the Slasher has an axe, Murderin' Jeff has a revolver, James McStabbo has two knives, and Dome Crusher Henry wields a sledgehammer.
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Which movie character's outfit would you borrow for one day? 🖤
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a man in a white shirt with the words fine it 's done on his chest
Alt: The devil, a white man in a white shirt and white suit with no footwear on, says "Fine. It's done." (from Constantine)
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