Sign in

Sam

@lovelyoldtree.bsky.social
316 followers 628 following 2.1K posts

I used to be good at computer games, but they changed what "good at computer games" was, now what I am is "below average at computer games", and "good at computer games" is challenging and unattainable to me. It'll happen to you!

PostsRepliesMedia
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 12h
Smokaroonie aficionado
020
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You could be C-O-No And apart from being a friend to mother earth by helping the trees with their ever more challenging job, you could give carbon monoxide poisoning to the enemies of the environment. Captain Planet is your wise but too pacifistic mentor, you're a dude of action and vengeance
020
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's good I suppose that they've not assumed that you're eating the cat food yourself
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hot cross buns probably give him the squits too
110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
QTP with your current video game rotation
Steamworld Heist 2Destiny 2More Destiny 2 space larksIt's Steamworld Heist 2 again I'm afraid
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're just high IQ men
static.klipy.com
Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
Alt: Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
030
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
030
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just straight up rejecting anything that smells of AI is the best rule of thumb, regard it all as a lazy hallucination made by dumbass clowns
static.klipy.com
Galen Erso: It's a Peaceful Life
Alt: Galen Erso: It's a Peaceful Life
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brian: what are you playing? Tim: Tomb Raider 3 Brian: she's drowning Tim: yeah Brian: is that the point of the game? Tim: depends on what mood you're in
static.klipy.com
Simon Pegg Gaming in Spaced
Alt: Simon Pegg as Tim in Spaced wakes up on a beanbag and carries on playing PS1
140
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I went to a birthday party as a child and had a go on the trampoline. I immediately struck myself in the face with my own knee and caused a massive nosebleed. I believe that this what is meant by a knee to nose basis
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jim Carrey Rising From The Dead in Dumb And Dumber
Alt: Jim Carrey Rising From The Dead in Dumb And Dumber
100
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drop some MARTIAL ARTS 🥋🖤🥷
static.klipy.com
Dumb and Dumber: Jim Carrey's Karate Moves
Alt: Dumb and Dumber: Jim Carrey's Karate Moves
100
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare
Alt: Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare
070
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finish on a banger
static.klipy.com
I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I met my wife-to-be I lent her The Warriors on ps2, she beat it on hard mode and unlocked the Baseball Furies (which was well beyond my skill level). I knew then that she was shit-hot and the girl for me, and if I crossed her she'd defeat me in a pit fight using bricks
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can only hear that word being said in Sarah Michelle Gellar's sweet voice (site seems to need proper keyboard input rather than on mobile) flashmuseum.net/game/buffys-...
020
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would say it's balls! No, ultra balls! 100 ultra balls! I trained as a graphic designer & immediately walked away from the profession (20 yar ago), but still get excited or angry when I see great or poor examples of layouts. Still not as bad as AI nonsense, the shitness of that enrages me daily
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks like the successor to Enslaved that we sadly never got, so thanks to you again I have added another item to my wishlist
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He has this guy's physique
static.klipy.com
Pink Panther's Harp Prank
ALT: Pink Panther's Harp Prank
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Understanding intensity of rain in UK weather reports 0: dry as a bone 1: spitting 2: cats and dogs 3: shitting it down
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The bloody nerve of some apps, giving unsolicited health advice when they should in fact just mind their business
static.klipy.com
Dont Ever Say That To Me Again James Cagney
ALT: Dont Ever Say That To Me Again James Cagney
010
Reposted by Sam
✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
ohoho
youtu.be
ohoho
YouTube video by ohohojousama
76716
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You could be rocket launcher foot Q, but without the functioning rockets people would have no clue and just think you had a sharp suit and a cast
110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't know it was his quote, so I had to go back and read it in his voice.
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No-one dictates to him how to spend his time, I just hope he proceeded to chug a six pack throught the interview and chain smoke
static.klipy.com
Drinking Beer
ALT: Drinking Beer
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banjo fans: Hit it!
static.klipy.com
Boy Playing Banjo from Deliverance
ALT: Boy Playing Banjo from Deliverance
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Make sure you build two, or at least express and interest in having a second youtu.be/HLjS3gzHetA
youtu.be
Monty Python - Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson
YouTube video by thebrat307101
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They could have just put FRESH PRIN58?! and no-one would know what it meant
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've just amended my list to be top 18, multiples of nine work as you can keep the same template
110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honourable mentions include: Donkey Kong Country Returns, Assassin's Creed 2, Fable 2, Time Crisis 2, Tekken Tag, Zelda - Link's Awakening, Tetris, Bomberman, Road Rash (that's 9, I guess it's my most influential 18 instead)
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep remembering other important titles, lets make it 20
110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You made me realise that I forgot Zelda for mine, it'd be Link's Awakening. I don't know what I'd remove tho, 9 is not enough room
110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interviewer: I hope you don't mind me asking how your name is pronounced, it it "Seen Byawn"? Sean Bean: Thank you for asking, no-one ever has before, it's actually like the word séance, but shorter. So you can call me Sayon Bayon. Interviewer: Yeah, nah, I dont like it. Séan Béan: It's too late now
static.klipy.com
Sharpe: Sean Bean's Warning
ALT: Sharpe: Sean Bean's Warning
001
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmmm... the link preview seems to crop it, well that's daft
100
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I done it, but I'm ashamed to admit that I ran out of space to include any Donkey Kong titles or Assassin's Creed. #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/754...
my9games.net
My 9 Games | Shared games picks
A shared 9-panel games collage.
110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Share an ANIMATED movie title that begins with the letter “A”🎥 A Town Called Panic (2010)
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/QMGUWboWmos
youtu.be
Futurama - [The Scary Door] As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth
YouTube video by Dont You Worry About Quotes
050
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That look >>>
020
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ubisoft had an understandable system with deluxe meaning "plus vanity items", gold was "no vanity but all the playable dlc", and ultimate was "everything". I got the viking assassins creed ultimate then they added extra content to be paid for, it just annoyed me and made me not want to play the game
120
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you think R Kelly was disappointed or elated when he tracked down a dvd copy of The Poddington Peas?
static.klipy.com
The Shoe People Retro Cartoon
Alt: The shh sha shh sha Shoe People are a bunch of cartoony folk, single items of footwear that have come alive somehow.
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's only cringe for the people having to read it, if you're comfortable with that then post away.
000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok looking great you two! Uh, Cybill, can you please be a fraction shorter than Bruce? Poifect!
280
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Just call me Angel, of the Mourning"
010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"You've got Onimusha? Can I play?" "Sure, but you've got to chip in." "How much?" "99999999" "It's a bit steep..." "How much have you got?" "£2.50"
Spudgun stands in his doorway and thinks the price is a bit steep
020
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is also an acceptable amount of time
000