Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You could be C-O-No And apart from being a friend to mother earth by helping the trees with their ever more challenging job, you could give carbon monoxide poisoning to the enemies of the environment. Captain Planet is your wise but too pacifistic mentor, you're a dude of action and vengeance 020
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's good I suppose that they've not assumed that you're eating the cat food yourself 010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We're just high IQ menstatic.klipy.comHacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent MenAlt: Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men 030
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just straight up rejecting anything that smells of AI is the best rule of thumb, regard it all as a lazy hallucination made by dumbass clownsstatic.klipy.comGalen Erso: It's a Peaceful LifeAlt: Galen Erso: It's a Peaceful Life 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Brian: what are you playing? Tim: Tomb Raider 3 Brian: she's drowning Tim: yeah Brian: is that the point of the game? Tim: depends on what mood you're instatic.klipy.comSimon Pegg Gaming in SpacedAlt: Simon Pegg as Tim in Spaced wakes up on a beanbag and carries on playing PS1 140
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I went to a birthday party as a child and had a go on the trampoline. I immediately struck myself in the face with my own knee and caused a massive nosebleed. I believe that this what is meant by a knee to nose basis 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey Rising From The Dead in Dumb And DumberAlt: Jim Carrey Rising From The Dead in Dumb And Dumber 100
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Drop some MARTIAL ARTS 🥋🖤🥷static.klipy.comDumb and Dumber: Jim Carrey's Karate MovesAlt: Dumb and Dumber: Jim Carrey's Karate Moves 100
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comColin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire GlareAlt: Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare 070
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Finish on a bangerstatic.klipy.comI'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier MemeALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme 110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I met my wife-to-be I lent her The Warriors on ps2, she beat it on hard mode and unlocked the Baseball Furies (which was well beyond my skill level). I knew then that she was shit-hot and the girl for me, and if I crossed her she'd defeat me in a pit fight using bricks 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can only hear that word being said in Sarah Michelle Gellar's sweet voice (site seems to need proper keyboard input rather than on mobile) flashmuseum.net/game/buffys-... 020
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would say it's balls! No, ultra balls! 100 ultra balls! I trained as a graphic designer & immediately walked away from the profession (20 yar ago), but still get excited or angry when I see great or poor examples of layouts. Still not as bad as AI nonsense, the shitness of that enrages me daily 010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks like the successor to Enslaved that we sadly never got, so thanks to you again I have added another item to my wishlist 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He has this guy's physiquestatic.klipy.comPink Panther's Harp PrankALT: Pink Panther's Harp Prank 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Understanding intensity of rain in UK weather reports 0: dry as a bone 1: spitting 2: cats and dogs 3: shitting it down 010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The bloody nerve of some apps, giving unsolicited health advice when they should in fact just mind their businessstatic.klipy.comDont Ever Say That To Me Again James CagneyALT: Dont Ever Say That To Me Again James Cagney 010
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Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You could be rocket launcher foot Q, but without the functioning rockets people would have no clue and just think you had a sharp suit and a cast 110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I didn't know it was his quote, so I had to go back and read it in his voice. 010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No-one dictates to him how to spend his time, I just hope he proceeded to chug a six pack throught the interview and chain smokestatic.klipy.comDrinking BeerALT: Drinking Beer 010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Banjo fans: Hit it!static.klipy.comBoy Playing Banjo from DeliveranceALT: Boy Playing Banjo from Deliverance 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Make sure you build two, or at least express and interest in having a second youtu.be/HLjS3gzHetAyoutu.beMonty Python - Arthur 'Two Sheds' JacksonYouTube video by thebrat307101 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They could have just put FRESH PRIN58?! and no-one would know what it meant 010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've just amended my list to be top 18, multiples of nine work as you can keep the same template 110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Honourable mentions include: Donkey Kong Country Returns, Assassin's Creed 2, Fable 2, Time Crisis 2, Tekken Tag, Zelda - Link's Awakening, Tetris, Bomberman, Road Rash (that's 9, I guess it's my most influential 18 instead) 010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I keep remembering other important titles, lets make it 20 110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You made me realise that I forgot Zelda for mine, it'd be Link's Awakening. I don't know what I'd remove tho, 9 is not enough room 110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Interviewer: I hope you don't mind me asking how your name is pronounced, it it "Seen Byawn"? Sean Bean: Thank you for asking, no-one ever has before, it's actually like the word séance, but shorter. So you can call me Sayon Bayon. Interviewer: Yeah, nah, I dont like it. Séan Béan: It's too late nowstatic.klipy.comSharpe: Sean Bean's WarningALT: Sharpe: Sean Bean's Warning 001
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hmmm... the link preview seems to crop it, well that's daft 100
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I done it, but I'm ashamed to admit that I ran out of space to include any Donkey Kong titles or Assassin's Creed. #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/754...my9games.netMy 9 Games | Shared games picksA shared 9-panel games collage. 110
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Share an ANIMATED movie title that begins with the letter “A”🎥 A Town Called Panic (2010) 010
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026youtu.be/QMGUWboWmosyoutu.beFuturama - [The Scary Door] As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on EarthYouTube video by Dont You Worry About Quotes 050
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ubisoft had an understandable system with deluxe meaning "plus vanity items", gold was "no vanity but all the playable dlc", and ultimate was "everything". I got the viking assassins creed ultimate then they added extra content to be paid for, it just annoyed me and made me not want to play the game 120
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do you think R Kelly was disappointed or elated when he tracked down a dvd copy of The Poddington Peas?static.klipy.comThe Shoe People Retro CartoonAlt: The shh sha shh sha Shoe People are a bunch of cartoony folk, single items of footwear that have come alive somehow. 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's only cringe for the people having to read it, if you're comfortable with that then post away. 000
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok looking great you two! Uh, Cybill, can you please be a fraction shorter than Bruce? Poifect! 280
Sam @lovelyoldtree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"You've got Onimusha? Can I play?" "Sure, but you've got to chip in." "How much?" "99999999" "It's a bit steep..." "How much have you got?" "£2.50" 020