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Loren Carmer

@lorentres.bsky.social
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe the “Chad Morris 2.0” folks had a point…
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“The Guardian wins the ‘Caption of the Year’ competition: - William Merrin @theguardian.com
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13/06/2026
[Watching my first USMNT game in years and don't remember what happened in the last one] Yeah we're really good, one of the best. It's always like this
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Took me longer than I care to admit. Should probably quit neglecting my family now.
A screenshot of a basketball starting lineup projected to have an 82-0 record. On the team are 70s Walt Frazier, 80s Michael Jordan, 60s Rick Barry, 60s Elvin Hayes, and 70s Kareem.
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 27/05/2026
ref Tony Brothers realizing he fucked up. Mitch Johnson with a wtf Tony type stance with his arms out while nearby OKC Thunder fans are loving it and making faces.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
is there a bonus SIXTY PROXY DONATION? you know there is: $41.20 for the Arkansas Razorbacks, arrived at by adding Sam Pittman's buyout ($7.7 million) and Ryan Silverfield's contract ($33.5 million) PERSONAL PROXY SPONSOR DONATION SERVICES ARE NOW CLOSED THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME WOO PIG
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Indiana doesn’t understand why y’all are complaining about the bye?
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I don’t think this is the game to stake the “the bye is bad for the top four seeds” takes on.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The NFC South is the CFB fan’s favorite division.
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Hog fans
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"The timing belt costs HOW much???"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism. From Around the Horn:
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
kenpom has the Red Wolves as the favorite in the Sun Belt. Gonna be a fun tourney!
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Among the most embarrassing Razorback athletic moments of my life, and boy is that saying something.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Breaking: Trump announces that Sylvester Stallone is remaking Rocky 4 but this time Drago wins and the movie will premier at The Kennedy Center with Vladimir Putin in attendance. Stallone and Lundgren set to star.
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Adou Thiero is proof that being a klutz has little to do with athleticism.
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Kind of ironic that the freshmen guards are trying to save Calipari/Arkansas’ season but the veterans won’t quit getting in the way
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
buddy looks like what the mavs accused luka doncic of lookin like (complimentary)
philadelphia eagles player landon dickerson wearing an eagles hoodie and holding a football
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Harder to put it more plainly and accurately in two paragraphs than this.
How would the world be different if Greg Sankey never became commissioner of the SEC
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
again, these are not smart people or programmers. they are using basic scripts and ai to throw inputs at with no context
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Score bug looks like something you’d see on a local PBS station’s high school football broadcast
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
What is this scorebug🥴
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 03/02/2025
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Manning wasn’t even this tortured by Brady.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 25/01/2025
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Free speech absolutists
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
News you can use: actual kickoff time is 7:45 pm ET.
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
lol Damar Hamlin on SVP💀
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Lions, you can’t do it like this
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I feel I’m always among the last people to be calling for a coach firing, but it’s time with Woodson. “Program legend” isn’t enough to excuse these performances. Recruiting success is nice, but there are many coaches who can have success with the right NIL backing. IU can and will provide that.
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Drew Allar… buddy…..
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/12/2024
CALLIN THE HOGS ARKANSAS WINS THE LIBERTY BOWL!!
Arkansas logo beveled
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The 2024 Hogs are the least resilient football team of all time
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Hubie @hubieb.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The 2024 Arkansas offense in one picture
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
if you want the entire story of Arkansas offense this year: In the opening quarter of the Liberty Bowl they have scored on a 94 yard TD pass and have also given up a safety
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 22/12/2024
Tennessee, Indiana and SMU were all correct choices to make the playoff. Ohio State, Notre Dame and Penn State are all just really good teams.
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
So…did Indiana play Ohio State better than Tennessee is tonight?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/12/2024
Folks it looks like half the BCS Championship games out here
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The Colts have been outscored 17-0 since this picture
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
So double passes don’t really work if you give the defense an extra two or three seconds to react to it. Just an observation
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
We’ve got a good ol’ fashioned stinker in Denver
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Loren Carmer @lorentres.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Dropping the football just as/just before you cross the goal line has to be the most indefensible thing a player can do.
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