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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Wildlife experts have "3 main theories for this destructive behaviour: they are defending their territory against their own reflection, they crave certain fats or minerals in the rubber, or they are simply exploring and playing out of boredom." Theory 4: #waroncars
bbc.co.uk
'He's causing havoc': Parrot loose in Inverness blamed for damage to cars
Residents of Lochardil say the parakeet is pecking chunks out of parts of their cars.
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Ballot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 14/05/2026
BBS Open Letter on Improving Scottish Parliament Results Reporting An open letter from Ballot Box Scotland urging significant improvements to reporting on Scottish Parliament elections; or, why does a hobbyist publish more data on the regional vote than the BBC?
ballotbox.scot
BBS Open Letter on Improving Scottish Parliament Results Reporting
An open letter from Ballot Box Scotland urging significant improvements to reporting on Scottish Parliament elections; or, why does a hobbyist publish more data than the BBC?
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Ned Boulting @nedboulting.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you have read my book "1923", you will perhaps understand how this 1923 masterpiece by Kandinsky became my template. Ever since, I feel drawn to this template.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Well played, @jamiesmart.bsky.social @neillcameron.bsky.social @jamesstayte.bsky.social @abbybulmer.bsky.social @poqu.bsky.social @monstrouscomics.bsky.social @nerderella.bsky.social @jessbradley.bsky.social @joel.ist @tibolota.bsky.social @stupidmonster.bsky.social @jamesturner.bsky.social et al. 🤩
Explanation inside The Phoenix, noting April Fool 'fake serious magazine' editions in previous years. E.g. 'Hard Boiled' egg mag, Total Brick' mag, and 'Spoon' mag.Contents page of the 2026 April Fool edition of The Phoenix with all the comic strips and features being soup-based. Puns aplenty!Fake back cover advert (from the April Fool 2026 edition of The Phoenix comic), which looks genuine at a glance, for a 'Souper straw' device which "Makes anything into soup instantly" using nanobot gear grinding technology.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
SOUP-erb edition of @the-phoenix-comic.bsky.social this week (in disguise for April 1st). An absolute joy.
An april fools copy of The Phoenix comic with a wraparound but very believably fake cover to make it look like it's a copy of 'Soups' magazine.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
🤩 bsky.app/profile/jill...
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Alexander Baxevanis @futureshape.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ofcom is becoming a retirement home? :)
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Another bugbear is repeated mentions of [whoever] becoming the "official opposition" in Holyrood when there's no such thing.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Gertrude L.G. Grotbags, the self-styled "bestest witch in the whole wide world", played by actress, singer and comedian Carol Lee Scott in a costume comprising vivid green make-up and wig and a witch's cape and hat, very much in the mould of the traditional pantomime villain.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Gertrude L.G. Grotbags, the self-styled "bestest witch in the whole wide world", played by actress, singer and comedian Carol Lee Scott in a costume comprising vivid green make-up and wig and a witch's cape and hat, very much in the mould of the traditional pantomime villain.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
... But it's an example of how you can't rely on the Westminster lens for a quick glance at politics beyond the M25, and then expect the view to be useful. You need to be in and amongst what's happening to be credible. And not just for the couple of months leading up to an election.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
... all parties in the Scottish Parliament that are not in government are technically on the same footing as "opposition parties". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposit... Might feel like nitpicking to point that out. ... ⤵️
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
... "Nigel Farage’s troops in Scotland and Wales could find themselves forming the official opposition". Because... Unlike in the Parliament of the United Kingdom, where there is a recognised "Official Opposition" to the government of the day, ...⤵️
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Today's London Influence correctly notes that "there continues to be a lack of understanding about how to do Scotland". Which, in an edition that leads with gossip from the Holyrood lobbying scene, is then unwittingly confirmed by the follow-up claim that... ⤵️
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
More: www.afka.net/Mags/Slow_Da... + www.glasgowlife.org.uk/museums/venu...
Slow Dazzle zine in context as part of the exhibit, alongside other zines, Mixtapes, etc and an information board describing Glasgow's 80s and 90s record shop scene.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@marcrileydj.bsky.social and The Creepers et al on the cover of Slow Dazzle zine #4 from August 1984 as part of the @glasgowcc.bsky.social Riverside transport and technology museum @unesco.org City Of Music exhibit 'Spinning Around: Glasgow's Remarkable Record Shops, 1980-1995'.
Cover of Slow Dazzle made up of a collage of monochrome photocopied photos and handwritten text on link paper in a typical 1908s DIY aesthetic, as part of a museum exhibit. This issue features Marc Riley & The Creepers, Glastonbury, The Lotus Eaters, Scooters and Frank Zappa along with reviews of gigs from Lloyd Cole & The Commotions, King, The Smiths and Pete Shelley.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is a really good thread giving a whistlestop tour of how motonormativity blocks and harms so many aspects of our society, and why policies need to address that problem fundamentally, rather than fudging around at the edges.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
😀 But also, calendars which have Sunday as starting the week: →🗑️
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
But is it "that big of a deal"?
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A page from a Funnybones book. Illustration shows a confused skeleton, wearing a scarf, standing in the snow next to a black cat, at night time. Text reads: The little skeleton loses a leg in the snow. A white leg in snow is hard to find. A black cat in snow is easy to find. What is she doing here?
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
An insight into battles of yore, FAO @thewaroncars.bsky.social and @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
2003 reunion. Good backstory. web.archive.org/web/20030813...
2003 recreation of the original cover for the Mastermind game box, featuring Cecilia Fung (stood on the left of the photo, in a white dress, left hand on the rear of the chair in front) and Bill Woodward (seated on the right of the photo, in a grey suit, fingers pressed together). Both are staring directly at the camera and they are reflected in a glass table in the foreground. The black background adds an air of mystery.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
🔜🦓 And in Scotland too, @fionahyslop.bsky.social? www.gov.wales/written-stat...
gov.wales
Written Statement: Side Road Zebra Crossings in Wales | GOV.WALES
Ken Skates, Cabinet Secretary for Transport and North Wales
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Keith Stuart @keefstuart.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Just sharing the most terrifying image in horror game history
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The Rapture is it? youtu.be/7fROYY253As?...
youtu.be
The Rapture - Out Of The Races And Onto The Tracks
YouTube video by hex inducer
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Yes yes! 🚲🔊
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Pillar/bollard at the Milton Keynes Rose in Campbell Park. #RoadPeace @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
A granite bollard-like pillar amongst others arranged in a rose/circle layout in a park space, each representing a significant day or event of local, national, or international significance. The one in the foreground has the inscription "THIRD SUNDAY IN NOVEMBER - World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims."
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
#keepglasgowweird #dennistoun
In the foreground of the photo is a parody road sign: a red triangle containing a silhouette image of the angel statue on top of the Dennistoun library, with sign plate below containing the text "CAUTION: Mind-expanding stories ahead". Dennistoun library, with the angel statue atop, is in the background.
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Loremipsumia @loremipsumia.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
I was there! But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent. And they're actually really, really nice.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,521,833, Loremipsumia ‪@loremipsumia.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 14, 2023"
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