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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 6h
Paul westerberg - 49:00 is a top 10 album of the '00's youtu.be/t9_4vL6MKfk?...
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paul westerberg-49:00 of your life
YouTube video by bobstinsonsghost
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 6h
Tv on the radio still sounds like a band from 10 to 20 years in the future.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 8h
Yea I know the voters are idiots.
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SK Media @spaghettikozak.bsky.social · 15h
OTD in 1998, Leon S Kennedy and Claire Redfield arrive in Racoon City.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 18h
Jason isbell is the the Joe Bonamassa of Nashville. And Jason's only good solo album was basically a drive by trucker album.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh crap I just looked at hard drive prices fuck man
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a genuinely bad person, which would have been a problem in a race where victory hinges on the other guy being one of the worst human beings in America not already in prison.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
I really, _really_ want to know who it is in Bernie's org who gets final say on endorsements. Then I want to launch that person into the sun.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As much as I think we are going to need deprogramming for maga, we are also going to need it for the blueanon folks.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have heard that choising Texas song, and just thought it was some industry plant copy of a Kacy muskgraves song.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fox 3 indicates firing an aim-120 which in 1997 had a published range of 40 miles.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One problem with the movie air force one is the Russian terrorists don't do enough rape.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lmao oscar
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
themomoftheyear.substack.com
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking bad was a great show that went off the rails and jumped the shark I have tried twice to finish it and I can't. I watched the first episode even live on tv.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One thing I notice with all of these people is they basically live in an alternate universe where everyone is out to get them.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Worth noting: bsky.app/profile/norm...
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I recently became aware of Angine de Poitrine. And never since arcade fire have I seen an act and gone, wow they suck.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No boss man I can just take off a Friday afternoon nothing is wrong. Sorry you think we should work all the time.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
John Birch society member for AoC.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"goths against cancel culture".... Did I just find a Nazi group on Facebook?
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am not going to learn the name of all these blue dog Democrats that win. I am just going to call them fetterman 2 and liberman 2 and 3.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking of an alternate universe where the ACA did not pass, and in 2026 maybe life time maxes have been banned federally.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kash Kash Patel
ALT: Kash Kash Patel
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
is it really that hard to include the full tweet
Senator Roger Marshall (R-KS)

When ICE operates in Kansas, it needs to coordinate with our local law enforcement. Our sheriffs and police know these communities better than anyone, and working together keeps officers and residents safe. 

I’m closely following what’s happening in SW Kansas and have been in direct contact with Secretary Mullin and local law enforcement as ICE executes warrants in order to keep Kansans safe.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well fuck my idiot ass just won a graphic card on eBay. 16 gb too.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No one tell him about the IT community. Furrys are like the backbone server infrastructure workers.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
President Trump these things are really helping your party keep it up.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's all so fucking stupid.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I must share with you this epic community note on Twitter 😂
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The John oliver on United healthcare group is really good.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Italian job (2003) is a fun movie.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do think ice shooting a guy in Texas was intentional. I don't think it will have the effect they are hoping for.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am off tomorrow time to fire up the local ai and get programming.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lmao benagls
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The MAGA outrage du jour that started on Twitter and has now been picked up by the OR GOP is that someone noticed that Tilamook cheese (made in Oregon) has a halal label. They’ve had it for years and they switched to non-animal rennet for economic reasons. But the hate machine must be fed.
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Oregon GOP • @Oregon_GOP • 10h
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Oh, @TillamookDairy, isn't it enough to say that EVERYONE loves your cheeses and ice cream and more? Did you have to join with the destroyers who divide us by race, religion, and ethnicity?
#GoWokeGoBroke
Sailor Girl • @alice_kinzer • 12h
TILLAMOOK DAIRY IS UNDER ATTACK FOR ADVERTISING THEIR CHEESE CAN BE
EATEN BY MUSLIMS.
They have made the decision of adding HA...
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PARION EAT
Oregon GOP & @Oregon_GOP •7h
For those who care, Tillamook's Maker's Reserve 10-year Extra Sharp Cheddar is NOT halal or "permissible." We think it might be the best one they make.
#freedom #GoWokeGoBroke
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This Tillamook cheese is NOT "permissible" (halal).
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• @LarsLarsonShow • 37m
Wow. As a proud Cheesemaker (class of '77)
I'm floored by this
Wall Street Apes • @WallStreet... • 3h
One of America's most popular brand of
cheese is now catering to Muslims
Right on the package of Tillamook cheese is now a "Certified Halal" label...
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have felt bad all day because I hit a squirrel driving and I could see it in the rear view tumbling and I just felt awful.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 18/09/2026
I feel like if practicing catholic ladies are texting like this, in September of an election year, the GOP is turbofucked
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got to be honest, n=1, but it seems people are becoming unhinged when I was just out at the store.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow people use computers like this? I just can't. I have some questions.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
man what do you even say anymore
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The glamour of Ohio

FOX 8 News
Local publisher • 2d
Jim Belushi plans 3 Ohio stops. How to meet him

[photo of Jim Belushi looking weirdly serious]

Are you planning to meet Jim Belushi at one of the Bloom dispensaries?
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just saw a news story about a measles exposure at the Cincinnati children hospital ER also.
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*giant bong hit* jeopardy is the human llm competition
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tim Kaine is a the replacements fan?
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bad takes machine @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hopefully things will get better in November, that's when Grand theft Auto 6 comes out.
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