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a jaundiced monarch

@lorath.bsky.social
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Eldritch nightmare, tremendous nerd, disabled, permanently tired. Palusnebularum a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away and Kingintatters more recently.

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Djamila Knopf @djamilaknopf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In keeping with the rain theme, I painted these little guys. medium: Schmincke Horadam gouache
a traditional painting showing little rain drops with faces
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Book Cover of the Day:
DON QUIXOTE
Cream cover, monochrome design of flowers and foliage
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jaheira At Leisure 🍷 #art #bg3 #jaheira
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
yep.
The "Sad Wojack at a party" meme. i'm the sad wojack in the corner looking at dancing couples, whose heads i've replaced with the heads of my two cats, Nessy (tuxedo) and Neptune (black). I am thinking "they don't know that they keep me alive"
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
neat! i usually go for ginger tea. if you don't have fresh ginger, stocking something like this from an asian market or online can be incredibly useful.
an image of the product box for prince of peace's original ginger honey crystals, an instant tea drink.
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
embrace your transgender heart. it weighs less than a feather. breach the vault of heaven and claim the empty throne of god
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
awake 22hrs with a 22hr migraine. i want to remove my skull and perhaps wear it as a hat instead. (wear it in remembrance always.)
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yes, they still exist. i can't recommend a specific brand/model, but hair dryers with cold/cool settings should still be out there.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i can get away with lining my ankle with a bandaid, sometimes (maybe one of the clear ones so it's less visible), but the blister strip things that are supposed to specifically be for this kind of thing always slide off my skin when i use them
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A digital illustration. Seen mostly in silhouette (with some hints of detail if you zoom in) we see Sisyphus in his classical Greek togs against a reddish orange background. He is working very hard to shove an extremely large, roughly spherical boulder up a very steep grade. Large letters carved into the side of the boulder facing us read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it would be nice if more people had some concept of respecting boundaries regarding sex, and also possessed the ability to understand that discussing consent is not "steamroll the other person while ignoring their clearly stated limits until they either block you or give in"
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the sounds everyone made during the total eclipse was one of my favourite moments of shared humanity. it was all sorts of sounds of awe and wonder, mixed with some cheering and clapping.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
literally my job in keizaal
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i feel that i've perhaps made some unfortunate choices when it comes to referring to the particular incision (i have four total) through which they dragged my extremely inflamed gallbladder. i have nerve damage there and it's swollen and tender. "my hole is really sore today," i said.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
for some reason, i assumed disney had total control over their font (like they do with everything else), so somehow the thing that surprised me most was seeing it used on this packaging that was otherwise just giving me old web design flashbacks.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
gallbladder surgery recovery has been a little rough. the glue on the main incision mysteriously disappeared very fast and the incision has been leaking (but isn't infected, at least) and it all hurts worse than any other surgery of mine except the mastectomy.
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Count Zackula @impactzack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 18/08/2026
we all got that one homie who's constantly taking chip damage from unseen forces
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i especially loathe when they do "like x but y" with books. i've never read the booktok thing they're referencing and calling it that but queer means nothing to me beyond making me understand that someone is trying to sell me something based on my demographic without trying to sell me on the PLOT.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I can't seem to feel interested in FNV. I've tried playing it twice, plus tried Let's Plays and streams. Elden Ring also left me cold. Everyone praised the characters and the story so much, but it didn't work for me.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this week, i win the falling asleep without my cpap on award (twice and then i took it off once in my sleep which i never do) for the first time since i got the damn thing almost ten years ago. i was halfway losing my voice yesterday (ideal when you do a voice rp) from snoring messing up my throat.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
4, but it's not that graceful.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 09/08/2026
Quite the reverse actually.
sign
are you ready to step out of your tomb
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Gabriel Hislla - art @hislla.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ROBERT WUN Couture Fall/Winter 2027
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
then if you hurt yourself or you have a surgery, you're already prepared without having to figure it out in a hurry and possibly hurting yourself. if you get headaches, if just you want to shower after coming home tipsy from the bar, whatever: sit down. it's great.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
even if you are able bodied, i strongly recommend a shower stool or chair to everyone. it's extremely nice to just sit the fuck down sometimes after a long day, or when you need to contemplate your life choices, or if you want to deep condition your hair, etc. we, the disabled, do not gatekeep them.
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Auntie Lotus 🌼💜 @lotusenta.gay · 08/08/2026
Stop putting off getting that accessibility device. Need a cane? Get it. Showering too hard? Buy a chair. Grabby sticks are great, you should get one. Doesn't matter if you can muddle through without it, if it will make your life better, get it.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 07/08/2026
As a veteran of two eclipses, the first of which turned me into a lifelong eclipse chaser, my advice is to put your phone down and enjoy the freaky experience. The pros will get great photos and you only have a minute or so to experience totality.
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Bernoid @bernoid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I found a Potter Wasp pot! It’s so tiny and beautiful.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
no amount of attempts to save them from the cats has ever succeeded in any place i've lived, so i would guess it won't be long for this world if it encounters either of yours.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In 1986, contracting HIV meant you were going to die, usually slowly, painfully, and alone. Now it's a chronic illness like hypertension. In 1986, gay and lesbian couples couldn't have their relationships legally recognized and had to adopt elaborate legal workarounds.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
re: mamdani's "suspiciously green" bananas - are we sure the newspaper did not simply misidentify some plantains as bananas causing every racist white conservative to have a mental breakdown? for example, a display of plantains.
shelves in a grocery store holding plantains in a range of shades from a rich spring green to a brownish yellow and some bright yellow
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
counting the days until my gallbladder goes away. i try not to be upset that they've been making me wait since the beginning of may but sometimes it hurts so much (even when i eat nothing all day) that i can't think clearly or sleep, and i feel like it simply is not significant to my doctors at all.
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
new meds have been helping a lot but i think we might need to do something in addition for times when something triggers me. i had a very difficult night because i got stuck in traumatic memories, which hasn't really happened like this in a while and i'm not sure why it did last night.
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Nicolas Robert @robertsnickc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is how we live on earth, a flock of sparrows. The darkness, a magician, finds quarters behind our ears. We don’t know what life is, who makes it, the reality is thick with longing. We put it up to our lips and drink. ~ Ilya Kaminsky, ‘Dancing in Odessa’ (2004) #Painting by Miyake Wakō.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 27/07/2026
It is true, if you’re benefitting from Disabled Adult Child benefits, you will lose them if you get married and your spouse has income. I guess the government just assumes they’ll become your caretaker, which adds all sorts of weird dynamics to what is presumably a romantic relationship.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i can't be allowed in the same room with toum/trader joe's garlic spread-dip, because i cannot control myself around it.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
went to a little papermaking workshop at the library (saw two or three other queer people, too) for my birthday and had some very delicious ramen afterwards.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i just wanted to let you know that the link is broken (it's missing the slash between app and the id number), but it's easy enough to search the name and i've shared it with my partner, who loves fiber arts!
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 25/07/2026
“Cigalia” perfume bottle for Rogers & Gallet, Paris. René Lalique, 1910.
ornate perfume bottle and box, seems to have dragonfly wings as a motif
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i trust the owl with the bite strength of god to keep me safe by himself
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
is there an actual reason why dialogue in movies is at 0.5% volume and the sound effects and music are at 5000% volume? i have an ungodly migraine from the latter, and barely heard a single word the characters said.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i was so obsessed with it when i was a kid. partner and i were just talking about it the other day and about how we'd like to rewatch it since it's been since the early 90s that either of us have seen it.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i also signed us up for a little papermaking class on my birthday because i'd like to go to more of the free art events at the library, and i managed to make myself talk out loud twice to strangers in a roleplay before i got too anxious.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i'll say three things for the new meds, despite the headache: 1. i have kept the dishes done 2. i've been drinking tea every day again (tea has been a hobby for 23 years but has been neglected for a while) 3. i took pictures outside the other day for the first time in years.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
sucks that you can go to therapy, do the work, take the pills, touch grass, practice a hobby, pet a cat, etc, and still spend an entire day so miserable that you can't get out of bed. there's only so much mental scaffolding i can build out of toothpicks as a trans person in this godforsaken country.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
people seem very upset that the vampires are violent and cruel instead of being cozy coffee shop types who adopt shelter dogs and volunteer with underprivileged children.
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a jaundiced monarch @lorath.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
attempting my first sourdough starter from scratch
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