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My childhood heroes were FDR and Chipper Jones. 🇵🇸🇺🇦

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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder how RTD tracks ridership when I can count on one hand the number of times my ticket has been punched on the W line after riding it for a year.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hit .143 in the 2026 postseason. I hated the boos for him until right now.
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i got that dog in me the dog:
chicago style hot dog on white background
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesus wept. I’m taking my wife to the fucking gun range.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being a Dodgers fan is a moral failing.
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lifelong brewers fan @cmmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joey Votto
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Joe Biden: Will You Shut Up, Man?
Alt: Joe Biden: Will You Shut Up, Man?
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ozzie Guillén Celebrates White Sox Win
ALT: Ozzie Guillén Celebrates White Sox Win
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Reminder: Cosplay Patton here is 0-1 in wars and he took an L to a B-level power
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An AI video explaining Plato’s cave. I’m gonna walk into traffic.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys, it’s bluesky season (playoff baseball) again!
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phuck the Phils. Braves win.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need Instagram to cool it on the dead dog posts
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Buddy…
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you don’t perv out over your wife on date night, you made some mistakes, and I’m sorry.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Come on. The premise for a reboot of The Muppet Show is so simple: Oceans are now battlefields.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/09/2026
ok but renewable energy is cheaper than oil energy. in part *because* of the wars in Ukraine and Iran
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This man is a fucking monster who limped away from Chicago's mayor's office because he'd become unelectable after closing 50 schools and half of our city's publicly funded mental health care clinics, and covering up the fact that Chicago cops murdered a teenager. Stop whitewashing his ass!
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No one can just be normal about Ella Langley, huh?
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly sending notes to Three 6 Mafia after they won the Oscar to thank them for bringing the award back to TN fucking rules.
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
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AFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly Parton
Today, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist…
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“It’s hard to be a diamond in a Rhinestone world.” RIP
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lolololol. Absolutely terrible casting.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I went to school on the college town where I grew up. (Probably a mistake) The school and the students are the only thing that make a college town worth a damn.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Man, reggae against your will can get you saying some crazy “fuck peace and love” shit.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“For smaller officers or weaker officers or older officers, I think it has a great advantage” is a quote in this story
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
😚👌
Lengthy Twitter exchange that ends with John Ganz calling Richard Hanania a total piece of shit
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When you’re running late and have to drink work k cup coffee
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ormund hightower
ALT: ormund hightower
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
RETVRN
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What a shocker that the folks over on r/whitepeopletwitter are a bunch of sanctimonious, entitled assholes.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Look I know that last season was rough, and it tends to be painfully earnest, but why exactly does Ted Lasso get this level of disdain?
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS
The effort to repeal the income tax in Missouri losing 80-20
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Letting Clay Travis get larger than just Nashville sports talk was a huge mistake.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“I don’t think on why I’m here or where it hurts, but I thank God for the work.” - a long time office worker doing manual labor for the first time in years
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The synonimization of "Christian" with "good," without demanding the people claiming the "Christian" mantle act in ways that welcome the stranger, visit the incarcerated, and clothe and feed the indigent, has allowed the most awful in society to wear the flensed skin of a spiritual tradition.
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Evelyn D. R. "Dell" Adams @dell-adams.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Truce of Mammon
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Paul Bettany: He Who Would Pun, Would Pick A Pocket
ALT: Paul Bettany: He Who Would Pun, Would Pick A Pocket
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Looks like my policy of not following organizations named for perpetrators of a genocide is still a good call.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Then they should contextualize it and make clear that’s the intention.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why are you amplifying this evil idiot?
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh that’s cool. How do they vote?
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nothing will destroy your faith in the intelligence of your fellow humans than scrolling just a little too long on instagram.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You fucking dorks. The Odyssey was great.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Also, the chopping technique is abysmal.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is no lashing on that shelter, and it will blow down the second there’s a strong wind. Why are you hammering the fuel cap on that generator? What is that guy supposed to be chopping?
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dumbass 100% thinks Ohtani is Ichiro.
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