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My childhood heroes were FDR and Chipper Jones. 🇵🇸🇺🇦

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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
RETVRN
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Cactus Flowers in Chataqua park in Boulder #Wildflowers
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Been reading this excellent book about how wave after wave of migration have affected and enhanced food ways in a mashup that is, in the modern age, uniquely American. Anyway, enjoy your mushy peas and chippy sandwich, ya limey bastard.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Every day is Earth Day, dumbass.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
When the astronauts safely return from navigating the cosmos and the Phillies blow a 4-0 lead
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Romaine, bell pepper (to be replanted later) Raspberries, Tomatoes (early season, late season, and cherry)
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Lololololololololololol
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If AA ever splits up Ronnie and Ozzie, it’ll be a crime against baseball.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Cooked one of my favorite dishes (patatas bravas) entirely from scratch for the first time tonight, and it turned out nearly perfect.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Marge Simpson looking like she’s rearing back for a huge uppercut.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet.
A black dog laying on several soft blankets looking blissed out and relaxed.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
“I’ll make love to you Like you want me to And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Morrison, CO
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Putting an optic on a fucking Tippman you use for pepper balls is such dork as loser shit.
Masked and heavily armed federal agents shove a man who is filming with a phone. One agent has an optic mounted on the paintball marker used for pepper balls
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin “met” in this building with the tower.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?
A picture of Russell Crowe as Captain Jack Aubrey in the movie Master and Commander. He is power posing while wearing a loose white shirt with a a deep frilly V opening on the chest.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Pretty pleased with how this picture of my dog turned out.
Picture of a smiling black dog in a field of wildflowers
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
An isolated American, a re-armed Europe, and Russia struggling under sanctions? Oh boy we bout to do it.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Built in Royalties? NFTs are too good!
Picture of Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave Driving crooner scratch. A man driving a car with stickers on the window that make it appear (from the right angle) that the driver is smoking a cigar and wearing a fedora.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hurt people hurt people
Colin Firth’s character from Love Actually who is finding out his girlfriend is cheating on him with his brother Colin Firth’s character from Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy who is sleeping with another character’s wife.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Got a notification on instagram to look at a post on threads advocating for using bluesky. This site might have juice of some kind.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Pepper is the sweetest monster
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
First 10%. I’ll take it.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source:
Jonathan Price is James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
It’s called “the traitor’s death” for a reason.
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longwinded.bsky.social @longwinded.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
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