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Adso of Menk @adsomenk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My son has created a primitive pillow fort. My daughter, unable to break her way in, has wandered to the kitchen and is eating his half- finished dinner while he screams "NO! MINE!" from behind his walls. I could stop her, but I think it's important to let children learn important lessons like "When the enemy's fortifications are impregnable, pillage the countryside until starvation forces

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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watch me
A digital painting of Espeon.

In the living room around noon, a espeon sprawls across the laptop, demanding attention from the man using it. With the keyboard entirely underneath the espe, working is clearly out of the question. Well, I have work to do, but I suppose I'll just have to give her some playtime...
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Morning Kitten #Caturday
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning Kittens
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist theonion.com/taylor-swift-surpasses…
Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist
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LongNeckWhiteKid @longneckwhitekid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well.... thats unexpected. Been just doing inderpendant training for my dailies not really playing then Bakushin decides to lock the fuck in and get my new higest rank. 1 day before my GOAT gets her christmas skin, and same day as the fun team event starts. #Uma #Umamusume #SakuraBakushinO
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Niiems Arca @niiemsa.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Yuel is doing a quest today! Hopefully she is paying attention to what she must do #GranblueFantasy #NiiemsRKGK
Yuel from Granblue Fantasy with her tongue out looking absent minded with the caption "Isn't paying attention" while someone is telling her instructions for the quest she is about to do
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Strawberry Possum @strawbpossum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A bit of a preview for the upcoming chaotic Acceptable Losses episode in the form of the ONLY preview Kirioth got before recording the episode. CthulhuPunk goes live for Patreon subscribers TODAY
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Kirioth @kirioth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My confusion and outrage has only increased having recorded the actual episode. www.patreon.com/cw/Acceptabl... to see it later today.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Robert Pattinson theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i…
The Onion : What creative liberties did you take with the role of Chris Hansen?

Pattinson: Instead of “Why don’t you take a seat?” I say “By the stars that glow and the moon’s silken light, my powers now activate, pedophiles take flight!”
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morikoa @morikoa3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Manpasikjeok: A flute that calms all the hardships of the world and brings peace.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 21/09/2026
Every time I share my OPINION that we should put the elderly in a big blender people get all pissed off at me, smh politics
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morikoa @morikoa3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Day of the First Snow
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Bricky @brickyo8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Al Qaeda: "9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous"
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
eat noodle
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees theonion.com/locust-humiliated-swar…
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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josuijishinri.holostars.tv @josuijishinri.holostars.tv · 07/09/2026
i have a secret... i got drunk a couple of nights ago and on a whim booted up Diablo 2 again and now i've been hooked back on it...
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Michael Boulerice @michaelboulerice.com · 03/09/2026
Who designed this friggin dog. It's like a stretch limo and a discount wig store had a baby
A picture of my dog Chad stretching so he can peek his head through the open portion of a top-down sliding window
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, and copic gray marker on paper. A man sits at the table with a painting easel, painting supplies, and a small bowl of fruit. As he paints on the canvas he speaks to someone on his landline phone, “Had a dream that a witch told me to start painting - - yeah, doin’ a little fruit bowl thing.” Artist’s note: I probably should’ve painted the colors in this one  rather than used colored pencil. Whatever the witch represents in his psyche he is wise to listen to her.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
“Whether you’ve been sideswiped by a tractor-trailer on a two-lane road or dragged through an intersection by a furniture delivery truck, you can now easily plot a course that fully accommodates your mangled body.” — Jasmine Harper, lead product developer
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Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google Maps on Thursday began offering crawling directions for cyclists who have bee...
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
using the computer
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morikoa @morikoa3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tiger Joke in Joseon +The working mechanism of the lunisolar calendar *This joke comic is based on the Gregorian calendar.
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tickle (2024)
an old illustration by Spindle of the characters Ottilie, a brown-haired human holding and tickling Asimov, a white-haired half-elf. Asi is laying on her back on Otti's lap. Next to her on the sofa (in the bottom right of the canvas) are "polaroid" photos of them (they were looking at them prior to the tickle)
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Nortuet @nortverse.com · 25/08/2026
A Day in the Life - Part 5
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Nortuet @nortverse.com · 23/08/2026
A Day in the Life - Part 4
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morikoa @morikoa3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Country of the Tiger
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LongNeckWhiteKid @longneckwhitekid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
9,000 carats and a dream and got her as the very last trainee, clutch Aston Machan. also love the plushie being in the corner of her picture #UmaMusume #Gacha #AstonMachan
Aston MachanAston Machan on home screen378 carats 1,500 needed for a ten pull
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Union Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My union lobbied NYS to pass a heat bill with temperature limits. Now every classroom in my district has an air conditioner. Unionize Amazon.
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
THE ONLY HETSLOP WE SUPPORT IN THIS HOUSE
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is what knowing your physics well means Original post
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary theonion.com/white-house-taps-mean-…
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary
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wmj3.bsky.social @wmj3.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: glamorous stage presentation for a Lifetime Achievement Award. The award is being presented to “Gug Rockberg”, who invented fire. Next to his name is a black and white headshot photo. The presenter extends her arm to welcome Gug Rockberg to the stage. Panel 2: mister Rockberg is being wheeled onstage by a young woman. He looks like a shriveled, impossibly old potato with no musculature. Panel 3: the crowd applauds as Rockberg receives his award. One audience member remarks, “dang, he’s still around?”
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 15/08/2026
My friends keep telling me that Odyssey is really good, and they want to discuss the story with me. So I finally watched it today.
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MrC Careens Haphazardly Through Time & Space @oldmisterc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
An innovative floating offshore solar project that generates electricity and converts seawater into drinking water. The farm near Gran Canaria produces 85 MW of renewable electricity while using that same power to operate reverse osmosis systems that desalinate seawater #ActOnClimate #renewables
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Makes sense - they don't want to live like serfs and they'll never be rich. Income inequality, wealth inequality, tax cuts for the wealthy, and gutless politicians cashing in. Poll Demonstrates Nearly Half of Young Americans Back Democratic Socialism | Truthout truthout.org/articles/pol...
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Poll Demonstrates Nearly Half of Young Americans Back Democratic Socialism
Nearly 4 out of 5 young voters described the U.S. economy using negative terms.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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morikoa @morikoa3.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gye(계) is a group where members periodically pool funds together and rotate payouts to those in need. Manin-gye(만인계) was a private lottery/gambling scheme during the Korean Empire era created by adapting this traditional Gye structure.
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