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LongLineSkinner, Esq.

@longlineskinner.bsky.social
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Asylum Seeker = Refugee = Human Naturalized New Mexican Envier of uruguayos Licensed backalley psychiatrist* Hotel Detective *A copy of my license can be had for a small fee.

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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 11h
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 8h
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Environmental Coffeehouse~ Sandy @envirocoffeehouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Euan Findlay demonstrates traditional coopering at Theakston Brewery, Masham, England, using fire and steam to soften oak staves so they can be bent and secured with iron hoops to form a watertight firkin barrel without nails or glue. IG: @euanthecooper www.instagram.com/euanthecoope...
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FACT:
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 19h
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Wallace and Gromit: Surprised Wallace
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 22h
Damn, scooped by Family Guy... AGAIN!!
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 23h
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Geena Davis in Quick Change
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😏😏😏
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kramer vs Predator
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/10/2026
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The missing pages of the Das Kapital have been found
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He makes a good point.
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the ACTUAL FUCK?!?!
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Hegseth says execution of Fort Hood shooter will be a public event
Officials clarified execution by firing squad of Nidal Hasan, army psychiatrist who killed 13 people, will be livestreamed
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Aussies3 @aussies3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😏😏😏
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty Awesome 👍
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Tom Schaller @schaller67.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gym Jordan for four years: “Hunter Biden scammed $20m!” Now, given Jared’s $2B Saudi payout and Trump sons’ $6B contracts? Not. One. Peep. abcnews.com/Politics/tru...
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Trump sons' investments have won billions in Pentagon contracts since his election
The contract for a new plant in Baltimore is the latest linked to the brothers.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anytime he doesn't win or get his way, he throws a toddler-like tantrum and accuses everyone of fraud. On a side note, in the 2000 presidential election between Bush and Gore, while voter fraud wasn't the main issue, having the Supreme Court halt the recount felt like fraud to me
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly 💯
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ouch, that's gotta hurt...
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hands up - are you guilty? I know I am! 🙈 #WritingCommunity
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JewelzinAZ @jewelzinaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats will hear a noise you cannot hear, stare at something you cannot see, and then leave you alone in a room with it.
Jinx the tabby bobtail with airplane ears and her green eyes wide open.
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Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · 04/10/2026
Last Friday, I sat in a witness box in El Paso answering questions about a place I’ve never visited. My border-data nerdery helped build the case to halt border barrier construction in the Big Bend. A preliminary injunction is now in place. A rundown:
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Spreadsheets 1, Bulldozers 0 (for now) - Adam Isacson
An account of my testimony in El Paso federal court on October 2, in a hearing to halt border barrier construction in and near Big Bend National Park. We won a key round—a preliminary injunction—and m...
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The 70s Guy @stevenw888.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4th October 1970 - singer Janis Joplin was found dead at a hotel in Hollywood after an accidental heroin overdose. She was known as "The Queen of Psychedelic Soul" and "Pearl" to her friends. She remains one of the top-selling musicians in the US, with over 15 million albums sold. #JanisJoplin
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
True Fact: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%2...
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Women's parking space - Wikipedia
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · 03/10/2026
Flying back to DC, still savoring yesterday’s win. My testimony dove deeply into the numbers showing that Big Bend is *not* an area of high illegal entry. The transcript will show me saying, “OK this is going to get really nerdy.” And yeah, it was. From www.marfapublicradio.org/news/2026-10...
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The Big Bend Sector is historically the least trafficked sector along the southwest border, accounting for just 1.3% of all apprehensions in the last fiscal year.
Among the expert witnesses who testified in court Friday was Adam Isacson, Director of Defense Oversight for the Washington Office on Latin America, a non-profit that tracks trends along the border. He said that while the Big Bend Sector makes up 28.5% of the southwest border in terms of miles, it consistently sees by far the least traffic in terms of apprehensions and drug seizures, according to CBP data dating back decades.
"It is in extraordinarily distant last place," Isacson said. "It doesn't play in the same league as the other sectors."
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Perfect Corner Pocket Shot in Pool Billiards
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Gideon Knight @glknightwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, I just blew a bunch of minds on a Discord server when I (who am famously known to talk about horror and superheroes and a bunch of other flashy stuff) told people my all time favorite movie is Casablanca. They thought I was younger than I am because of what I talk about the most.
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Casablanca Heres Looking At You Kid
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesterday,These 3 Introduced This Bill. Good ! (Politico)
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How about a camp to help children who have been abused and/or sexially assaulted?
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A map of Australia focusing on the city of Toowoomba and the observation that the rest of Australia is "Insufficiently Woomba"
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This logic is airtight.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · 02/10/2026
What a privilege to come out here to El Paso and be able to testify in this case today. Just a terrific day. Border wall construction in the Big Bend Sector must stop while proceedings continue. All waivers of environmental, cultural, and other laws are suspended. Whew.
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LongLineSkinner, Esq. @longlineskinner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just wish he would give me that flying car he promised...
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely…. #BookSky
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
love how Twix bars come with 2 so
you can eat one now and save one for
when you’re done with the first one
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you just gotta let God 
fix it because if you fix it... You 
going to jail.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Your IQ test came back negative" made me choke on my coffee...🤣🤣🤣
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