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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

With Hello Kitty officially being a Lego theme in 2027, I wonder if we're going to get a Lego Hello Kitty video game. I highly doubt it, but it would be cool if we did.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Murder suicides are always in the wrong order.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just remembered that episode of Jimmy Neutron where Jimmy got an evil AI restaurant to kill itself by asking it to cook burgers at 20,000 degrees Celsius. This is also the episode that gave us "actually dude, it's salt", which is a peak meme to this day.

Skeet: Uh dude, it's called salt.
Jimmy: that's what I said!
Skeet: No dude. You said "sodium chloride". Yes, it's the same as salt. But you could have just said salt instead. Everyone in this town knows you're a boy genius, dude. You don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous. I know you're smart enough to be better than this.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I got Firepower Robo from 52Toys (Beastbox people). The stuff in the cube splits into four pieces, each which turns into a vehicle. The four vehicles can combine into a giant robot. I just think it's funny how big the package is compared to the figure. Besides that, it's quite enjoyable.

An image of Firepower Robo transformed into a compact cube on top of the much larger package that it came in.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When the pieces Lego used to make Pokéballs come in more colors and become more common, they're going to fantastic for anything that needs to be spherical. I can see these being great shoulders for Samus or a Zaku (just add spikes). Could also be a good base for a brick built Kirby model.

Lego's official brick built Pokéball from their Pokémon sets

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cspace is on stream with Tyler and I'm having a great time. 🦅

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Random mobile suit of the day 🎃 @randommsoftheday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Todays mobile suit: GF13-041NSI Ashura Gundam

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Ali Gundam @aligundam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

TTRPG developers need to stop trying to make games 'for everybody' and start focusing on games for specific targeted audiences once again. As J. Michael Straczynski said, "Something for everyone is nothing for anyone."

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Whenever I see a parody of Yugioh, I'm tempted to re-watch it because I can never remember how much of this actually happened in the show. youtu.be/3eafNBTzrHc

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Yugi’s Totally Normal Card

YouTube video by Solid jj

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just heard about Aphrodite A from Mazinger Z. She's allegedly the first feminine giant mecha and she can shoot missiles out of her chest.

Aphrodite A shooting her tits at someone.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These pictures have a similar energy. As a kid, I had the original Blurr toy but I didn't understand his helmet and I thought he was supposed to be a robot pharaoh.

The original Transformers toy of Blurr from 1986.

Hal and some asshole wearing colorful racewalking outfits from that episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Hal is wearing a full bodysuit with red and yellow flame patterns, fancy sneakers, and a yellow bike helmet with a long, curved protrusion that looks like his helmet has a tail. The asshole is wearing a blue version of Hal's outfit.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At a wrestling show. I think this guy is wearing tap dancing shoes, because he has the best sounding kicks I've heard. If so, good idea on his part.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Music was weird back in the day. Imagine Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us", but bands would write songs like that about THEMSELVES.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

she was out of the cult. she'd split with him years earlier. and she knew he was a creep. still said the man could fuck. Elon could never

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was rewatching the Transformers 40th anniversary mini movie and thought of something as I saw all the human characters. The fact that each universe has its own special human characters who befriend the autobots shows that humans as a whole are special (at least in Transformers).

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's fall, and it was cold enough out that I wore a hooded jacket. It was difficult to resist the urge to dramatically flip my hood up and shout "it's me, Austin!" at random people on the street.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…

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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What the do with the car mode compacting into the legs, is the stuff of legends. 📷 Transformers Prime Robots in Disguise Deluxe Class Vehicon

A photo of Transformers Prime Robots in Disguise Deluxe Class Vehicon on a white background.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I saw a video of Espresso playing the saxophone and realized that, with the magic of video editing, I can make him play any song.

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RJ Nerd Dad @rjnerddad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm of two minds on this news.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I went to see the original Transformers movie in theaters and I'm glad that I had that opportunity. What didn't make me glad was the mini movie that played afterwards, Optimus Prime Awakening. Some deity trying to both sides the Cybertronian Civil War and gaslighting Optimus into throwing away...

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just saw Shiteyanyo (the Hatsune Miku head that uses her pigtails as legs) and immediately thought of Gate Guardian from Yugioh.

Shiteyanyo. An anime girl head with long blue pigtails that end in feet.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DtkV... Animated Starscream and Bulkhead having the same voice actors as SpongeBob and Patrick has some seriously underutilized meme potential.

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Starscream and Bulkhead Defraud Poor Bodyless Senior who is on Pharmacaid

YouTube video by OMUSUNDA

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I saw Transformers One Orion Pax on sale and picked him up on a whim. I'm glad I did because he's delightful! He is pretty posable and his transformation is very unique, especially compared to other Optimuses.

Orion Pax doing the Shawn Michaels pose.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm watching more of Let's Roll Cinnamoroll. Chiffon and Cappuccino seem to be spending a lot of time together. I think something's brewing between those two.

Chiffon holding Cappuccino's hand. In context, she's trying to stop him from accidentally falling down a hill.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I like how these new Lego pieces line up. Something tells me they'll be used extensively in next year's Ninjago transforming sets. Looks like a great way to have a foot fold down. Could be a shoulder butterfly. Or an elbow that goes nearly 180 degrees. In white, piece 8057. In red, piece 7510.

New lego pieces lining up perfectly. Specifically, new ball joint and socketpieces from the new Shadow the Hedgehog mech set.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I occasionally see memes about domain expansion and it makes less sense every time I try to understand it. I'm tempted to watch Jujutsu Kaisen so I can finally understand how a picnic basket stops womb explosion.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I recently saw Cinnamoroll's friend Mocha referred to by Sanrio as "Lovelymocha". I suspect it's because that's trademark-able*, which makes me think that they want to push Mocha harder in the USA. *Similar to how Cinnamoroll is called Cinnamon in Japan.

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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

a person is what he does repeatedly.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I predict that Samus will eat an entire planet in Metroid Ravenous.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

With extensive retooling, Sky-Byte here could be a saber toothed tiger. There's no practical reason to do that, but I just think that would be neat. The way his arms come together in beast mode is unique and should be utilized more often.

Transformers Age of the Primes Sky-Byte transformed to vaguely resemble a saber toothed tiger. Very vaguely.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just saw this concept art for Triceraton Shredder from the 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. Dude looks so cool, and I'm bummed out that we never got him.

Concept art of Triceraton Shredder from the 2003 TMNT cartoon.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Friendly reminder to rotate your mattress. My back feels like shit, so I rotated my mattress, and it definitely feels different now.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The art style of the Ocarina remake is certainly interesting. Nothing looks like it did on the N64, which shouldn't surprise me. I'm tempted to finally get a Switch 2 for this game. Then I can play the original and the remake together to compare them.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I just realized that John Cena has never been a Lego minifig, which is surprising with how many movies he has been in. I don't think any pro wrestler has ever been a minifig now that I think about it.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I saw a video of some CNN show where a dude was writing pointlessly on a telestrator and repeatedly doing ad reads for Coke in the middle of the "news analysis". Like a real life version of that sponsored products joke from Wayne's World. This shit was ass.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hmm, I have no intention of moving, but it's fun to know where else people sound like me.

Dialect map showing my dialect matches up most with the Pacific Northwest and Minnesota.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Soundwave should be an Amazon van and his buddies should transform into little packages. #transformers

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 03/09/2026

We aren’t buying a board game, we’re buying the hope that one day we’ll have the free time and friend group to play it.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I just watched The Mandalorian and Grogu. The movie was entertaining moment to moment, but the structure makes me think it was originally supposed to be a season of TV instead of a movie.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This Wikipedia article contains some of the dumbest shit I've ever read. The Onion could never come up with this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_...

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Helmut Kentler - Wikipedia

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

oh man. three thousand? three whole thousand? that's tragic. a big loss Paulie, pull up the civilian numbers on the Gulf War, and the following "War on Terrorism". yeah, both sides.

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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

They did a 9/11 on us every day during peak COVID because these spoiled chumps couldn't go two weeks without their Applebee's

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I got the new Happy Meal and I think this is the first time ever that My Melody's ears haven't been covered.

An image of My Melody dressed as Mothra. Her ears are uncovered.

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Are people getting dumber or do I just have a chemical imbalance in my brain? The joys of switching antidepressants 🫩

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Longhair Madman @longhairmadman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I was at the mall and saw that Build a Bear is doing a collab with Sanrio. Unfortunately, although they have most of Cinnamoroll's friends, they don't have Cappuccino.

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