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Why do people hate women? My mom was a women, and not even a nice one. I still don't hate women. That wasn't a typo. My mom kinda had multiple personalities.

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Denise Mina @damedenisemina.bsky.social · 5h

Reparations and whatnot

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 5h

Imagine how much easier it would be to sane-wash this fucking maniac if he wasn't a narcissist who needs constant attention, spewing idiocy like a shit sprinkler.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6h

JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 5h

"Republicans, we will boot lick a crazy person and destroy your economy, your international status, your environment, your consumer protections, your entire future and, as always, make you pay for another forever war. You're welcome." Vote hard.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 6h

NUKE FLORIDA - SMALL PRICE TO PAY NUKE ALABAMA - SMALL PRICE TO PAY NUKE MISSISSIPPI - SMALL PRICE TO PAY NUKE TENNESSEE - SMALL PRICE TO PAY NUKE WYOMING - SMALL PRICE TO PAY Of course, this inflammatory satire I just all-caps'd into the void was from me, a rando idiot. I'm not POTuS.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 6h

Why is this insane maniac being sane-washed? They didn't do this kind of shit when Biden stumbled, or stammered.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 6h

As Trump calls for the destruction of Los Angeles, and Republican San Diego, due to his illegal war against Iran, let us take a moment to remember the Democrats really should tone down the rhetoric.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 8h

Fox hosts will be wearing their pants at half-zipper today to “honor” serial child molester Dennis Hastert.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I guess Cornell blew the dust of one of my old jokes ... I lot of women would rather meet a bear in the woods than a man. I'd choose a bear. I've never raped a bear.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Daylight savings time, or, that time of year when my stove is correct once again.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Man, there's nothing like a foul mouthed old lady sayin' it like it is.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A smart terrorist wouldn't bother with nukes. EMP bombs are the way to go.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/10/2026

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The biggest problem with socialized medicine is that it's keeping republican politicians alive. And even the dead ones vote, so that's weird too.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I bummed myself out by realizing that Pat Buchanan is still alive. But then I remembered that Donald Rumsfeld died in 2021, and that cheered me up a little bit. I live reasonably near his grave, in case I need to pull over to piss.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't think there should even be billionaires. But if they must exist, they should go through a week of one hour interviews with Pro-Publica, or a pre-Bari Weiss 60 Minutes and really show America what fucking weird creeps they are so we can, together, work to tax them into a better tax bracket.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Did you hear about the enlightened Australian? He went on a Wokeabout.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So, my new boss is a lesbian gal, and only one MAGA dipshit remains with the company. This is fantastic. They were all the least productive contributors. The MAGA dipshit that remains is a good Hi-Lo driver, so fine. He doesn't talk to me anyway, because I'm loud about whatever I'm woke about.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough

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manateefritters.bsky.social @manateefritters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There is a theory the Flintstones actually takes place far in the future after the #Jetsons. Some apocalyptic event reverts civilization back to the Stone Age which explains why there were all those modern conveniences. As for the dinosaurs…proof Jurassic Park actually happened. It all makes sense.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The only person winning is Vladimir Putin.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They didn't even ask Jack Smith about Benghazi.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Instead of suicide, wouldn't you prefer a smooth, satisfying Winston cigarette?" The Future of AI.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There really is no better alibi than being at a sports game.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I never thought I'd live long enough for ear hairs to becoming a recurring issue.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So I guess if you wear a Cornell sweater you are warning women, which is nice.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Billionaires are parasites on society. DEFINITION 1. An organism that lives and feeds on or in an organism of a different species and causes harm to its host. Technically the same species. So maybe not parasites, but CANNIBALS.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“We didn’t labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming … to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots,” Rove said. Karl, when you refer to reaching out to minorities as "laboring in the wilderness", that's how Nazis talk. www.sacurrent.com/news/politic...

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Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'

The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This country hates women. Our mother's, our sisters, our daughters. Why? This cannibalism must end. Men, listen up, we are the women too. Because of our humanity, because of our empathy, because of our imagination, we must all be women. Even a lil bit, in our hearts. It will make us better.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Republicans 2016: Take that, libtards. Republicans 2020: He made us look stupid. Republicans 2024: I miss being called stupid. Republicans 2026: Shit, we might actually be stupid.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nobody in doggie heaven cares if you are trans. Just a reminder about unconditional love that dogs teach us better than Christians.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I thought I was way too old for wet dreams. But I dreamt Trump Tower was turned into affordable housing and a vocational center for immigrants. Woke up covered in cum. ... mine this time. Because of the dream.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wish I'd have opened for Carrot Top so I could tell jokes about how I'm too ugly and unfuckable for Carrot Top. That fucking clown could never drink me under the table. I might have opener talent, but I have a headliner liver.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One of the really pathologically dangerous things about a lot of MAGA world, they get REALLY ANGRY if they are made to think. Watch @thegoodliars.bsky.social interviewing people. The moment you make them confront the duplicity of their supposed ideology they flee, or get curt. That's...not nice.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The problem with having 1.1k of bot followers on Bluesky is they don't upvote my stupid hack jokes. Fucking snobs.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Senility is going to hit me hard because you motherfuckers have no idea how many intrusive thoughts my pea brain is keeping at bay.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm at that age where I feel guilty for forgetting a celebrity I liked has been dead for years and I forgot.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Polling companies are no longer permitted at the White House.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Robert Kennedy Jr, Sec. Of HHS, is a serial killer. His last wife, who committed suicide, being among his first victims. He leaves death in his wake.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maybe Trump isn't a supplicant weakling and sycophant toadie to Putin because of kompromat. Maybe it's matter of principle!

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When I say "brain dead republican" whose face do you see? A. Mitch McConnell B. Tommy Tuberville C. Sleepy Don Trump D. John Fetterman

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trump should be allowed to rename Ford's Theater because he killed the party of Lincoln.

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Joe Nimby @sifumokung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look, eight suicide attempts on the USS Abraham Lincoln in the span of a year isn't a problem with morale. These are just eight isolated incidents. Eight of them. We are sending our isolated and frustrated sailors more testosterone. God Bless America

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