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Longarms McGee

@longarmsmcgee.bsky.social
308 followers 297 following 605 posts

Level 36, MDNI, He/They, Game Master, Content Creator, Unus, Innkeeper, Patriach of the McGee Family

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolutely no one needs to hear a man’s opinion about AOC freezing her eggs.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 part 9: Painted my very first D&D minis!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 part 8: Learned how to play Hong Kong style mahjong, played my first four hands, won one of them!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hey, Connecticon peeps. Cannot wait to hang with you guys again.
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Best argument ever.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I recently made a degenerate comment on a porn star's video. Some one tagged my spouse. The glee it gave me to tell them this and watch them respond to this rando with basically "I know who I married and I encouraged this" was immeasurable.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
MY MAYOR MUSLIM! MY BAGELS JEWISH! THE POPE'S ON OUR SIDE! KNICKS IN FIVE!!!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy Pride from your local bisexual, genderqueer, panromantic, polyamorous dude.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hey. Is God Is fucking rules and yall ahould go see it. #isgodis
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 part 7: Participated in my first public Super Smash Brothers tournament! Got knocked out in the first round but it was a hell of a match! Party Hat Pikachu supremacy!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Share your Smash Bros main ⚡️
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a pikachu is standing in the middle of a forest with trees in the background
ALT: a pikachu is standing in the middle of a forest with trees in the background
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 6: placed 4th in a loval pinball tournament. My first one ever. Plus I got a Pawn Shop multiball on the Pulp Fiction table!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 5: Got to do more voice acting commissions ❤️
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Would you seek to drizzle honey on a neck before indulging?" Modern AU Honeysuckle for y'all ❤️ #astarion #halsin #baldursgate3
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"Oh damn, it's Alma from Monster Hunter Wi-" "Due to knowingly and willingly dating a 17 year old, the guild authorizes you to slay Scott Pilgrim!" "Bro wtf"
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My favorite game when finding an attractive person: "Do you sell spicy content or are you just hot?"
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Just saw some one calling "being a murderhobo" in Baldur's Gate 3 "Fuck it, we Bhaal" and it is the best fucking thing I've seen about this game. ##baldursgate3
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Green Tea. 🍵 Less than 48hr before the Backerkit campaign for Pumpkin Spice, a cozy magical TTRPG, is over. You can join following the link in bio! 🥰 #acherongames #PumpkinSpiceRPG
A witch on a wheelchair drinking tea with a ghost cat playing under her chair. She's surrounded by Plants and she's in a café.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"I'm locking in" but it's about removing clothing for what can only be described as a heinous shit.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 4: Had a tiktok video break one million views.
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Will!🐀🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @wkdart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 3: Attended my first silent book club meeting since April of last year all due to a new job giving me my nights back.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
THERE'S A POOGIE IN MONSTER HUNTER WILDS!!!!!! I AM SOBBING!!!!!
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If you are angry about Epstein please take a moment to audit your own social circle for creeps ✌️
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Matt Stormcrow @mattstormcrow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yellow flag of a guy throwing a punch and the word 'okay'
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
fawn bunny 💘
Digital artwork of bunnies with fawn pattern
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.
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Dan Casey @dancasey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
How do you properly express to a friend the depths to which you need to eat their pussy?
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
So yeah, Iron Lung fucking rules.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
We have to assume that every masked ICE agent is A murderer until the feds disclose which ICE agents are THE murderers.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Fuck ICE
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Man, if you're gonna complain about the mechanic service do it directly to the people who work here. Don't have a speakerphone conversation ten feet away loud enough for them to hear. Coward.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Overheard a kid at the diner the other day spouting wisdom. "Don't try to be famous". Couldnt agree more kid. Fame will come to you.
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Crafty Mirage @craftymirage.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
In case it wasn't obvious. FUCK ICE, FUCK THIS ADMINISTRATION, AND FUCK EVERYONE SUPPORTING THEM.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Went to see Return Of The King today. I give you: The Theater Cuck Chair.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 2: Got my first Godzilla multiball AND "match the number" end game bonus on the Stern Godzilla pinball table.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 1: Started a mosh pit at a Scott Pilgrim tribute band and stage show. 🤘😤🤘 #scottpilgrim #livemusic #thedelancy
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Grok, put her in a better financial and romantic situation.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Me, politely asking for titty pics for Christmas :P
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
That awkward moment when one drink turns into four
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Sometimes I forget that the authors of some of my favorite books are on these websites and see my posts about them. Hey there, Gail, Garth, and Jonathan. Hope you're all having fantastic days. #gailcarriger #garthnix #jonathanlhoward
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
And so #whamageddon is upon us again. Ride fast, steel yourselves, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I'm doing a new series on TikTok and I'd love if yall would participate. #ttrpg #gamemaster www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrRodLGw/
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Replying to @mylifeisanrpgLet' do this. #gamemaster #ttrpg #tabletop #mcgeegmsfortiktok
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Don’t feed the wildlife or the trolls. 😉
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Same tho 🙏
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hey. Kindly reminder. Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are. This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults. If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This outstanding, powerful, brilliant post by @demwar.bsky.social deserves to be a t-shirt (with uplifting music!) Superb. #auspol #AusVotes
BlueSky post by @demwar.bsky.social
Text: Vote like your best mate is indigenous, your daughter is gay, your uncle is on NDIS, your brother is on the poverty line, your neighbour is an immigrant and your kids have to live on this planet for decades after you leave.
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Cassi Mothwin 🧟‍♀️ @cassi.mothwin.com · 21/11/2025
Here's the awesome @ipr.bsky.social booth in question!
A top-down shot of indie press revolution featuring two rows of books and the PAX expo hall behind them
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