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Longarms McGee

@longarmsmcgee.bsky.social
308 followers 298 following 605 posts

Level 36, MDNI, He/They, Game Master, Content Creator, Unus, Innkeeper, Patriach of the McGee Family

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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AND THEN IT *STAYED* THAT HORNY
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
MYAAAAH
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolutely no one needs to hear a man’s opinion about AOC freezing her eggs.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 part 9: Painted my very first D&D minis!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 part 8: Learned how to play Hong Kong style mahjong, played my first four hands, won one of them!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Absolutely, let's go get tacos.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hey, Connecticon peeps. Cannot wait to hang with you guys again.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh I gotta get this set
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Got any youd recommend? I definitely wanna buy from them.
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Best argument ever.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I am DROOLING
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That's one hell of an image
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That is such a hot thought
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'd love to! Let's go do fun stuff!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
THANK YOU!!!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dibs on the Mandelbrot Set
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Worship these curves"?
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Okay but thats such a gorgeous shade of green
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You had me at shortstack fleshlight
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Moving it. Theres something so hot about being so turned on you can't even get fully naked.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I recently made a degenerate comment on a porn star's video. Some one tagged my spouse. The glee it gave me to tell them this and watch them respond to this rando with basically "I know who I married and I encouraged this" was immeasurable.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Always happy to see the girls
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Squishy body is best body
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tea 👌
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It was a chant from a Knicks fan that went viral. It's also indicating how many games it'll take to win. The NBA finals is a Best Of Seven scenario. Originally it was a "Knicks in four" chant but the Spurs won game 3 so it was changed.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Spooky Booty
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
MY MAYOR MUSLIM! MY BAGELS JEWISH! THE POPE'S ON OUR SIDE! KNICKS IN FIVE!!!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Venus tummy VERY yay
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy Pride from your local bisexual, genderqueer, panromantic, polyamorous dude.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Oh I am *drooling*
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nothing better than a coordinated outfit
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'll bring the white oak ❤️
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What a fun night!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We love versatility in this house 🤣
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
HUZZAH
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I mean it's just practical
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hey. Is God Is fucking rules and yall ahould go see it. #isgodis
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oooooooh pre-made 👀
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Cherry and it isn't even close
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 part 7: Participated in my first public Super Smash Brothers tournament! Got knocked out in the first round but it was a hell of a match! Party Hat Pikachu supremacy!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Share your Smash Bros main ⚡️
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a pikachu is standing in the middle of a forest with trees in the background
ALT: a pikachu is standing in the middle of a forest with trees in the background
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That's a *MOOD*
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So, what's up?
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 6: placed 4th in a loval pinball tournament. My first one ever. Plus I got a Pawn Shop multiball on the Pulp Fiction table!
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 5: Got to do more voice acting commissions ❤️
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Would you seek to drizzle honey on a neck before indulging?" Modern AU Honeysuckle for y'all ❤️ #astarion #halsin #baldursgate3
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"Oh damn, it's Alma from Monster Hunter Wi-" "Due to knowingly and willingly dating a 17 year old, the guild authorizes you to slay Scott Pilgrim!" "Bro wtf"
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I mean same, girl.
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Something something ant and a grasshopper
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Longarms McGee @longarmsmcgee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My favorite game when finding an attractive person: "Do you sell spicy content or are you just hot?"
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