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Hans S

@londondanish.bsky.social
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Bueno | Danish | Live in London | Accountant | Pensions | Bloody cyclist and also own a car | LUFC ⚽️ | KWCC 🚴‍♂️ | SCCC 🏏 | Views my own etc. etc.

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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 6h
A rounding error due to AI hallucination? OpenAI annualised revenues $20bn less than previously signalled
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OpenAI annualised revenues $20bn less than previously signalled
AI group recently told investors the critical figure was nearing $50bn in September, far less than the $70bn widely reported
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 10h
Sounds like a shit airline to me
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mayo and Kerry should have picked a bigger stadium for their rematch of this year's All Ireland Senior football final in London at the end of November. Tickets sold out in no time after they went on sale at 12:00 today.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Football or Antiques Roadshow. Tough choice. I shall let the AI slob make the decision for me ...
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could the ECB also promise us there will be no more test matches at Lord's until they sort out the wicket?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/10/2026
Trump even lies about the most obviously false shit. It’s a disorder.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All those Croatian school children they'd packed into the stadium probably wished they did have homework to do. #CROENG
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some insane numbers from the Titans opener, Pretorius: - 188 not out off 79 deliveries (record score in a mens T20 match) - Reached 50 in 24 balls - Reached 100 in only 16 more balls www.cricinfo.com/series/csa-t...
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KNGHT vs TITNS Cricket Scorecard, Pool B at Bloemfontein, October 02, 2026
Live Cricket Scoreboard: Get Knights vs Titans Pool B, cricket scorecard, CSA T20 Challenge 2026/27 dated October 02, 2026.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You really had to emphasise the small-boat migrants bit, didn't you?
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leeds-Leeds-Leeds-Leeds-Leeds ... #LUFC
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Previously:
The Screaming Woman and Cat meme, but it's all in black & white and the screaming woman and her friend have been replaced by the aliens from 'They Live'. The cat is now Nada (Roddy Piper) who is wearing his  sunglasses and looks to be all out of bubblegum.The "Distracted Boyfriend" meme, but the boyfriend is now Quint from "Jaws". His girlfriend is two yellow barrels and the object of his attention are the three yellow barrels passing him by.The "Is This A Pigeon" meme, but the boy has been swapped for the Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth". He has his eye hands in front of his face and he's chewing on a butterfly/faerie while staring intently at another butterfly/faerie that's about to come within grabbing distance. The wording reads "Is this a grape?" because that was the food item Ofelia ate which woke him up in the movie.The 4 panel Padme/Anakin meme, but Padme has been replaced by Norma Watson (PJ Soles) from the 1976 version of "Carrie". The top left panel shows Norma, looking stern and saying "I'm going to make Carrie White pay for what she did." The top right panel has a smiling Tommy Ross (William Katt) saying "It's not like you're gonna drop of bucket of blood on her at Prom, right?". The bottom left panel shows a closeup of a smiling Norma. The bottom right panel has a now concerned Tommy saying "You're not gonna drop a bucket of blood on her at Prom, right?".
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grassroots level cycling is ace.
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THE MOST HONEST CYCLING CLUB ADVERT EVER MADE
YouTube video by British Brainrot
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Portugal are being annoying now. Can they please bring Cronaldo back to make them a bit less competitive. Thank You. #DENPOR
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Leeds fan, Haaland knows how quick James can be and should have warned the Norway defenders about him.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow! Screamer! #WALNOR
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All Wales aren't we
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Smylers @smylers.uk · 01/10/2026
Well you should've tied them down better.
A sign in a shop, locally printed in a default word processor font on A4 paper saying “helium balloons are now upstairs”, stuck partially over a more corporate official-looking sign (red and yellow, parts of words that might be “for latest offers" visible) which has “boyesstores” in the corner, then a Facebook logo
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this the terror plot Israeli intelligence information the Westminster government about 🤫
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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing there’s an Israeli player called Shlomo I of course immediately think of the movie Lucky Number Slevin. #ISRIRL
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And … just like that, Denmark are massive again
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It takes a loading error to produce such candour.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A lot of these Portuguese players are very easy to dislike. #PORWAL
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would take being called a moral coward by him as a compliment
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Off to Prague with a small group of friends in a few weeks' time. Been researching hotels and have found one with private beer tap in the bathroom by the bathtup. I mean, of course ...
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remain unbeaten in the league. This is probably the only positive thing I can say about that game. #LUFC
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I 💛🤍💙 VAR 😬 #LUFC
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Archie should just come home again. He is way too talented (and too nice a guy) to be spending every season in a relegation scrap.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Frank Lampard’s Coventry City™️ hang on to win this and Fulham pick up a point tomorrow, then Spurs will be bottom of the Premier League table. What a time to be alive.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Might Keith Andrew’s actually be a good and clever manager? Now there’s an uncomfortable thought.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The size of the Metropolitan Police’s dispersal order zone around tomorrow’s Millwall v West Ham game is f***ing wild! 😳
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Alt Text … *chef’s kiss*
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Our most excellent performance last night is what the whole office is talking about today … and my office is in Sussex. #LUFC
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I seem to recall Sheffield United fans saying Bogle isn't good enough for the Premier League ... and some of our fans saying that Farke can't manage in the Premier League ... 🤷‍♂️ #LUFC
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Top dogs in Yorkshire 💥 #LUFC
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I bloody love this team and everything about them. If it's a choice between top four with players like Bruno Fernandes and Enzo Fernandez or lower mid-table with this team, I'll take lower mid-table with this lot. #LUFC
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HOLY SHITBALLS!!! YES!!! GET INNNNN!!! #LUFC
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newcastle very sloppy in defence there again. Almost gifted Stach a goal.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Calvert-Lewin. Cost less than Berbatov, and scores more goals! #LUFC
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That was a good, well-worked goal. Newcastle were sloppy playing out from the back.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hahaha ... GET IN!!! 🤣
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🎶 Stop crying Frank Lampard 🎶
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can only find them in one place on Earth...
A Venn diagram consisting of two black circles on a white background, with a very small overlap between them. One is labelled "Goths" in a font with little bat-like serifs, and the other is labelled "Beachgoers" in a kind of bubbly, vaguely retro 1950s font. A label reading "In Whitby" in a fairly neutral font has an arrow pointing to the small overlap.
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This petition, which closes on 17 September (in 5 days), has been open since March and has gained surprisingly little traction petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Donations to a political party capped at £500,000 per individual or organisation
Donations to political parties, from an individual or organisation, should be limited to £500,000 across total donations. We think this could reduce the influence of unelected and foreign individuals ...
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
£3,199 for the 2TB iPhone Duo ... three thousand one hundred and ninety nine pounds for a mobile phone 😂
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Hans S @londondanish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And I can’t remember if I was having a conversation with my boss in his office when his wife rang him to tell him a plane had flown into one of the towers and we immediately rushed to a TV and watched the second plane hit, and spending the rest of the day desperately trying to reach US colleagues.
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