Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 04/10/2026Please help me. My cat’s ultrasound is Tuesday morning and I am 600 dollars short for it still 46697
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love stuff like this. I don't know why it scratches a certain itch. I could watch people making asses out of the selves all day. He was so sure he got him 🤣 000
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6052792115
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Literally none of this is true or based in any kind of reality. Billionaires will never understand you. Stop trying to make them. 000
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A couple of years ago, I saw a duck trying to nudge her ducklings up a curb on a very busy street. Every day I drove by, I looked for feathers because there was no way that whole family didn't get hit. I told my doctor who then added an anxiety script. The ducklings in my mind were finally safe. 100
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Walked out of my job I had for 8 years. It was sad for me to leave but my mind and body had enough. I just left. It was very freeing. I took the summer off. I'm lucky I had a little money saved but I need to get back at it. I'm not sure what's next but I am so glad I listened to myself and left. 140
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He's no longer mad at me, but he has some constructive criticism of his dinner. He stares at the back of my head like this until I get a shiver and turn around 030
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am here to announce that my cat is MAD because I won't let him smell/eat a bowl of hair colour and how dare I do something like that. He ran, parkoured off me and up into the sink, barely missing the bowl. I let him smell it and he ran away and yelled at me because I made him smell hair colour. 110
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026twas the night before kirkmas and all through the quietness, not a creature was asking, "Counting or not counting gang violence?" 213720
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My smoke detectors went off this morning. They needed the batteries changed BUT it is hardwired as well. I had to use a ladder and a knife to open them. It was a disaster. I had to call non emergency fire 110
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026September sinus headaches right on schedule. I am looking forward to the rain this week though. We need it. My windows are filthy. 010
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Let's do it for Tim, Portland. No tickets necessary. No entry until 9:00 PM. Just space for one hour to celebrate and remember one of the greatest with friends. We'll be asking everyone to clear out by 10:00 PM so we can close up and get some rest. Thanks in advance for being respectful. 218756
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My favorite song by Dolly is Me and Little Andy. It is THE saddest song I have ever heard. It really gave some depth to her for me. That someone so happy and glittery could sing such a beautifully sad song. 010
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Finally had someone pick up after a 4 hour hold. He said, hey you know you can do live chat? NOW YOU TELL ME Anyway, it took 3 seconds for him to fix what I needed them to fix. 010
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I have been on hold for 1.5 hours with the unemployment office. If they need someone to help answer phones, I'm available. 010
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121515978
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly has been with me my whole life. I can mark my eras by her but especially my childhood. What a wonderful life she had! 010
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets theonion.comCrying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It GetsMEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu... 222831538
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Bluesky community notes would be incredible. All the notes would be like "this post is a distraction from the ORANGE CHEETO in the White House!!!" and have 16,000 votes from resister bots 151263117
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Portland! How's the air? Can I open my windows or is asbestos still being knocked down in NW? 000
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Portland! Do you think I will regret opening my windows a little bit overnight if I have an air purifier? I can't handle the oppressive heat in here any longer but I also don't want to wake up with runny eyes... 000
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026being afraid of the DSA is loser shit, sorry. “these progressive ideas are scary!” grow up. 1386489926
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Oof it is oppressively thick outside. Just heard thunder so hopefully that will break up this heat. It's not even that hot out - it just feels like I am under a weighted blanket having a hot flash. 000
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Can I eat salad now? Where are we on this explosive poop illness? 000
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 2442166
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“I don’t celebrate death” okay well skill issue 33559588
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 12/07/2026Listen. One crab rave was good. I’ve already got the next one cued up for when they stop pretending about Mitch McConnell. But let’s be real. We all could really benefit from a crab rave wombo combo. Come on, universe. Make it a hat trick. Make It Happen Today 1221
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192193783
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 3855273
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Finally. I can't believe this took so long considering this dude has a Nazi tattoo..... 010
Erin 🌹🍉 @lolaswolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They had to shave his arms at the hospital and know he looks like he is wearing ridiculous gloves on his polydactyl paws 120
Reposted by Erin 🌹🍉rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22/10/2025if someone took me aside and said hey rax that dumb flash tattoo you got for $50 when you were 19 is actually a nazi symbol. i would be at the shop getting it covered before they got the sentence all the way out. i would blow red lights the whole way there 282503210
