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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of the things I don’t understand about ai slop content is why it’s allowed to generate any ad revenue. I can guarantee you the people watching it have zero buying power.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It was on the news, they said she was a good girl

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Catching shrapnels of embarrassment by watching an awkward exchange and then making eye contact

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mission Impossible: don’t spill coffee on myself today

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Maybe Thom Yorke can open for Ed Sheeran

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I love when I’m watching a YouTube video exposing some predatory industry and it is continually interrupted by targeted ads for that very industry

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Capitalism has destroyed every planet it’s been tried on

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Kevin Barnes wrote so many great songs over so many years. It’s kinda crazy

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I’m the GOAT! (Grotesquely Overconfident And Talentless)

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Derelict is such a funny insult. It’s like you’re derelict in your duties of not being a derelict.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I did a thing! (the dishes*) [*some of the dishes]

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I’m over here trying my god damnedest and it is woefully insufficient

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Baseball is ruining the Dodgers

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

There’s a warm hug from the devil hiding in just about every pantry in America. They’re call Doritos and a just and loving god would not have allowed them to exist.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Lebron James to play for the Philadelphia 76ers through his age 76 season

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

PSA: not doing things is an option

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They could make the odyssey today but they couldn’t make the office?

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

In a shambles with Danny Brambles

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

When you’re sliding into first and you feel a great big burst MAHA lettuce

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Lindsey Graham Platner Is this anything?

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The diamondbacks are bad for baseball

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

People are saying lots of nasty things about Lindsey Graham but if you have to say something nice, he did keep many boots clean. Some say his tongue game was unmatched.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

‘Rule of threes! Rule of threes! Rule of threes!’ I maniacally chant as my eyes roll back in my head

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Who snitched on Lindsey Graham? It’s nobody’s business whether a senator is alive or not.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I’m vibe living 😎 (I’m bloated and not properly achieving any of my objectives)

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

For any leftists that were wanting to believe that Graham Platner was the guy he said he was and not the guy his actions showed he is, you’ve gotta understand that that’s Republican thinking.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Live look at Mitch McConnell

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I love Doug Martsch’s voice. It’s somehow incessant without being annoying.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The difference between yesterday and today in LA is hilarious. Mexico is the home team for real

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Turns out there are a lot of Mexicans in Los Angeles

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Taggart Rehnn 🇨🇦🍁 @taggartrehnnauthor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Sometimes ignorance is bliss...😂😆🤣

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

No worse feeling than when you’re railing against astrology and they ask you what your sign is and then hit you with that “of course” when you tell them.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Eagerly awaiting the big Supreme Court decision on can the government turn your house into a prison while you’re still sleeping in it.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Ok surely one of these guys has to be minimum Muncy

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Mamdani endorsed my music, you all have to go listen to it now.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Wu Tang Clan broke the Trump curse

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Baseball fans are such dorks. They’ve made up this mythical character they call Shohei Ohtani and they share tall tales about him all over the internet as if he’s a real person.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I’m tomorrow years old when I learned a bunch of crap I just watched is fake and ai and propaganda

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

We've finally won the war against woke

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Tyler Glasnow’s last name practically has glass in it yet I cannot come up with a satisfying pun about how injury prone he is.

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