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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 9h

The queen’s last words?

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 9h

There’s a simple fix. If you’re from Staten Island you can’t sit in the front row

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 12h

Andy Pages locked in like a gym membership

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 21h

My wife said the same thing and it was then that I realized that those were all the same company. Most ads are so ineffective that I don’t even know what the product is half the time.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What did the Monstars do to my Shohei?

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Watching Shohei right now is like watching your dad lose a fight

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hot town, autumn in the city!

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Catholics on the right side of history? We are truly living in unprecedented times.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of the things I don’t understand about ai slop content is why it’s allowed to generate any ad revenue. I can guarantee you the people watching it have zero buying power.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It was on the news, they said she was a good girl

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

New idea for society: Punish the good guys for being born

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you use any sort of lethal automated system for any reason, you are culpable for everything that comes next.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Catching shrapnels of embarrassment by watching an awkward exchange and then making eye contact

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We got the Christopher Walken goon doll just barely beating out gta 6

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mission Impossible: don’t spill coffee on myself today

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There’s no way this is real

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We desperately need some sort of American Confucianism movement to somehow remember that it is not good to be despicable all the time

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There’s no way mini horses and donkeys have a comparable rate of teen mood improvement. It’s gonna take at least 5 donkey minutes to have a similar effect.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Maybe Thom Yorke can open for Ed Sheeran

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You gotta respect being wrong squared

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That’s what gets me about this whole convo. Intelligence and computational power has not been a limiting factor for human deviousness for quite some time. We created the ability to annihilate our species almost a century ago. There’s a reason it hasn’t happened yet and it’s about more than tech

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Joe Pesci & Robert De Niro Casino, 1995

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Yeah and they don’t get the British pass in this context

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I finally watched that trailer after seeing the thumbnail a bunch and you could’ve given me infinity chances and I would’ve never guessed who those two figures are.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My theories are: 1. it’s too obvious 2. Baseball players have the most dogshit taste in music of any demographic in the world

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

St Ides Heaven by Elliott Smith

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You don’t show the monster. It kills the suspense and breaks the spell of the horror. Showbiz 101

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

His father was the main ingredient!

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I love when I’m watching a YouTube video exposing some predatory industry and it is continually interrupted by targeted ads for that very industry

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

In their defense, it’s very hot. Nobody should be playing outdoor sports right now.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Capitalism has destroyed every planet it’s been tried on

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

They’re all named Willie Stargell. So to tell them apart they’ve been given nicknames like chunky, or the muckraker.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

A teddy bear, when pushed, is still a bear

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If the internet is ever on trial, these are the kinds of takes that have to be saved as evidence.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Like Satanic Panic in the attic is probably not most people’s favorite of Montreal album but it’s just wall to wall hot classics

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It’s funny how the market determines the insane prices of these franchises but “the market” is just a handful of deranged billionaires that don’t actually have the money unless they commit a cohen brothers-esque series of absurd financial crimes.

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I mean if you buy it frozen (in 2003)

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Kevin Barnes wrote so many great songs over so many years. It’s kinda crazy

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I love the torn page effect where the other side is just a continuation of the exact same image with a slightly different color filter. What a stark dichotomy!

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Orange you glad I didn’t say Cheeto?

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I’m the GOAT! (Grotesquely Overconfident And Talentless)

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Third Way 🤝 Second Place

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Local Man @localman44.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Derelict is such a funny insult. It’s like you’re derelict in your duties of not being a derelict.

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