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Loather

@loather.bsky.social
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I am not, nor have I ever been, a Las Vegas showgirl. I am a headliner! I sell vintage: finalgirlcurios.etsy.com I write newsletter: buttondown.com/loather

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 3h
18 years ago today, Beyoncé released “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It).”
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 5h
Approaching the end of a deeply stupid work thing that has taken over a year to finalize and I can’t help but wonder:
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Ron Swanson Parks And Rec
ALT: Ron Swanson Parks And Rec
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 7h
Unsurprised to learn that some parents want cops back in schools after a bully beat a kid who then jumped off a school balcony to his death. we didn’t actually improve any safety or security at schools and now we’re all out of ideas
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 13h
I was telling somebody the other day I would like to go see it in London and they were like well, why can’t you go see it when it’s back in France and I had no answer.
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 15h
Entire world: ugh, Carol is the worst Me, sitting in the corner: ha ha yeah totally
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gonna get roasted in the group chat
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finished season 1 of pluribus and tragically I relate more to Carol now than ever before
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fish!
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Janine Baer 🌈 ☮️ 🕊️ 🌁 🌻 🔯 @janinebaer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's a version without a paywall: "California adoptees continue push in Legislature for original birth certificates" 🥚 www.union-bulletin.com/news/nationa...
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California adoptees continue push in Legislature for original birth certificates
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — It’s been a little over a month since the bill he’s longed to see pass suffered a stinging defeat. But Paul Kimball was back in California’s legislative
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Powerful question from Nextdoor. Tag yourself, I’m found
Posted in the form of a poll:
Found driver license today for Saul C on Ocean Blvd in Silver Strand
Option 1: found
Option 2: driver license
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“The grass is greener” there’s no other grass. All the grass is torched, there’s nowhere to go
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You need health insurance and a 401k match more than you need to recover from burnout
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now is not the time to find yourself on a sourdough journey
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you have a job stay in that job
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“No no, I meant freedom of speech for ME. You should lose your job for hurting my fee fees“
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m willing to take that bet
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Nate Bowling @natebowling.com · 04/10/2026
Tiffany Sloan is a joke stealing AI generated stand-up comedian that has amassed a following of 350K users on Instagram. AI is supposed to transform the world and it's doing it in the worst and dumbest possible ways. buttondown.com/natebowling/...
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The Joke Thief
The AI Powered Joke Thief (or Fine, Somebody Wants This)
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We should’ve stopped at <marquee>
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
confessions of a terrible ex-librarian: I’ve never kept any kind of reading log, I’ve never set a yearly number of books read goal, I don’t even know how many books I’ve read this year and it’s not because the number is high but because I don’t keep that information in my memory banks
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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another couple of billion years and we won't even remember what the fuss was all about.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are going to get California adoptees their original birth certificates next year, I choose to believe
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We don’t need to teach arts and humanities they said. Just STEM. Learn to code! Stop worrying about teaching kids empathy and philosophy. Code code code. What could go wrong
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You: TikTok is bad brainrot Me: Congo River basin guy is almost on the river. Congo River basin guy is almost there!!!
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Perfect no notes
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally watching Pluribus and at the episode with the Darien gap and I am worried about you Manousos!!!
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I was 17 I went to see Bob Dylan in San Luis Obispo & there was a very drunk couple standing next to me during the opener, at one point the woman collapsed with a nosebleed & the man dragged her out. I still sometimes think hey, that’s a bit much for a dylan concert
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never picked up a kid in his life oh my god
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So sorry, the final fight in Jurassic World actually fucking rules
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Messaged you to avoid giving more attention haha
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s so fucking hot here I’m about to roll up to the Olive Garden at 4:30 just to be somewhere air conditioned
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m still mad about “yes he’s a rapist but I love his YouTube videos and doesn’t that count for something”
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s gonna report you to the union
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m so sorry for your loss! He looks like a very good snuggler.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday
Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tickets are so cheap rn because dodger stadium is actually a rotisserie oven
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
getting in bed naked after a shower on a weekend to scroll mindlessly is actually self care thanks in advance
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s fun cause I make these hoping it will become a cherished childhood memory and then no one in the house wants to eat it but me. Living the dream!
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been a while but the Dutch baby is back in town
A Dutch baby pancake in a cast iron skillet with a fine topping of powdered sugar.
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When my mom says “did i tell you about [so and so]” there is ni way for me to know what she’s going to say. So and so got divorced? So and so has cancer? So and so is moving? This time it was that so and so joined a mermaid club. At no point in the story am I prepared for what comes next!
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
screenshot from I Think You Should Leave of a guy in a hot dog costume standing in a clothing store surrounded by suspicious shoppers, who is loudly saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this [drove the hot dog car into the store]" but his face has been replaced by Karl Rove
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I ever talk like this about a man, ☠️ me with a 🔫
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eight years ago today the Saudi government murdered WaPo columnist Jamaal Khashoggi. Today they own 49.5% of the biggest media/news company in America.
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really going in on those back molars with an electric toothbrush? Buddy that’s one of life’s simple pleasures
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just read the LinkedIn layoff statement style post from Elon’s other other breeding partner Shivon, and woof. another face eaten by the leopards
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One thing about living next to an airport is sometimes I hear yelling and I look up and someone has just jumped out of an airplane
A parachuter in the sky
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just fashion crimes
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to the neighborhood meeting tonight, hopefully I don’t get kicked out for heckling the conservative libertarian
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
librarians getting featured in the New York Times. Wild
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imo the country was lost with the 2000 election. It’s just been a slow motion disintegration since then
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