Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Urgh, hot on the heels of my tension headache flare-up earlier in the week, I think I’m now coming down with The Lurg 😷 000
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m having one of those weeks where something in my head/neck is catastrophically borked. It feels like a pig has shat in my head 💀 010
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just bumped into the first genuinely attractive man I’ve seen in this office as he came out of the toilets. I’m assuming he works on the other half of the office floor owned by a different company, where I can’t get to/ogle him 040
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mental state is up and down like a fiddler’s elbow at the moment. It’s like being on an indoor rollercoaster with the lights out, never know when I’m going to be jerked sideways or suddenly drop so fast it feels like I might fall forever. I fucking hate Autumn. Every single year it’s like this. 120
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Won £1 on the lottery. Hookers and blow for breakfast! 1100
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I mean he might have been lifting some weights, but he’s still got the face of a mouse accountant that’s been caught whiskers-deep in financial irregularities. 040
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Sun is setting in a slightly unsettling shade of orange this evening 020
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wish to state for the permanent record how much I HATE AND DETEST ServiceNow’s rich content block editor. That is all. 000
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Ohhh, what a feeling! When I’m wanking on the ceiling!” 021
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Halp, I’ve become addicted to watching extreme rug cleaning videos on YouTube. 161
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m always wiped out after my Tuesday appointment to get my shoulder (interfered with) (manipulated) physio’d 000
Reposted by Lee (aging juvenile)thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do birds call a beige buffet pecky bits? 1156
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is the first time a banking institution has ever been able to say this about me. 190
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wow, the hottest guy stood waiting at the tram stop this morning 😍 Think I’ve found my new tram boyfriend! AND I got a seat on the tram. Autumn is starting off well. 130
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This. I can’t fucking bear a moustache, and the current trend for every twat to have one regardless of whether it suits them (it never does) knocks me sick. 360
Reposted by Lee (aging juvenile)Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video... 201708424
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh thank Christ I’ve made it through the week. My fingernails are broken and bloody from dragging myself across the floor by them, but I made it 💀 010
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Share a television show that raised youstatic.klipy.comStar Trek TNG Data ShrugsALT: Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs 010
Reposted by Lee (aging juvenile)Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fascists should be afraid to show themselves in public, not heroes 0129
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dragged myself into the office early because I had a meeting with a senior manager at 8am only to find they rescheduled it to next week 💀 330
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Was looking forward to being gently roused this morning by a simulated indoor sunrise from my new Nanoleaf lamps. Unfortunately I forgot to switch the automation on, so pitch darkness met me again this morning 😔 020
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I woke up feeling iffy and then just had my shoulder interfered with by the physio, and now I’m feeling like I’m pretty much done with the day thank you. The fact that I absolutely am not done with the day is not doing anything for my temper. 010
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just realised the reason I’m probably feeling ropey is that the mornings are getting darker and for the first time in 10 years I don’t have an artificial sunrise in my bedroom 🙃 (I had Nanoleaf wall lights but after 10 years they were starting to fail so retired them during the move) 130
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m getting the impression that this Mini Cheddars mascot needs TP for his bunghole 030
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026OK so it’s turning to Autumn, getting dark early and all that, so the obligatory feels start popping up that make me want to cuddle up with someone on a sofa of an evening. I fucking hate Autumn, this never happens in summer 😡 270
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We should launch a Kickstarter campaign to get this made. JESUS what an idea. 110
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s dismaying that the clown shoes running studios these days seem to think that these beloved shows that have stood the test of time must fundamentally change in order to survive. Doctor Who, Star Trek, The Muppets… just let them be what they are, stop trying to fuck around with them! 220
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I slept for shit last night and forgot to bring my glasses with me to the office. That’s me with a migraine all weekend then, awesome… 000
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Waiting at the tram stop to go home and saw someone in a tram literally licking the window. 040
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026IT is telling me I’m not allowed to use my personal Mac for work. If I have to spend much more time on this pokey, slow, piece of shit corporate ThinkPad I am going to lose my shit 😣 I AR A CRETIVE PROFESHNUL 120
Reposted by Lee (aging juvenile)Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 4920921254
Reposted by Lee (aging juvenile)Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reposting this because 65185904235
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Lee 15 years ago would have sold a kidney and/or his arse to get a folding iPhone. Lee today isn’t really that arsed. This is GROWTH people. 050
Reposted by Lee (aging juvenile)Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel 399208434809
Reposted by Lee (aging juvenile)Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now 5145121509
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh, what’s that? The Ocarina of Time remaster comes out a week before my birthday? EXCELLENT 😈 000
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My physio has just cracked my neck so profoundly that for a second I could smell colours and hear the turning of the earth. 160
Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yes I HAVE just poured myself a pint of gin and tonic. What of it? 140