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Lee (aging juvenile)

@lmunderw.bsky.social
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Three shy anxious toddlers in a trenchcoat. Just here for the scenery. I’m not from New York City I’m from Rotherham.

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Urgh, hot on the heels of my tension headache flare-up earlier in the week, I think I’m now coming down with The Lurg 😷
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m having one of those weeks where something in my head/neck is catastrophically borked. It feels like a pig has shat in my head 💀
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just bumped into the first genuinely attractive man I’ve seen in this office as he came out of the toilets. I’m assuming he works on the other half of the office floor owned by a different company, where I can’t get to/ogle him
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mental state is up and down like a fiddler’s elbow at the moment. It’s like being on an indoor rollercoaster with the lights out, never know when I’m going to be jerked sideways or suddenly drop so fast it feels like I might fall forever. I fucking hate Autumn. Every single year it’s like this.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Won £1 on the lottery. Hookers and blow for breakfast!
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean he might have been lifting some weights, but he’s still got the face of a mouse accountant that’s been caught whiskers-deep in financial irregularities.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Sun is setting in a slightly unsettling shade of orange this evening
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish to state for the permanent record how much I HATE AND DETEST ServiceNow’s rich content block editor. That is all.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Ohhh, what a feeling! When I’m wanking on the ceiling!”
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s been that kind of a day
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
See also: mullets
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Halp, I’ve become addicted to watching extreme rug cleaning videos on YouTube.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m always wiped out after my Tuesday appointment to get my shoulder (interfered with) (manipulated) physio’d
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do birds call a beige buffet pecky bits?
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the first time a banking institution has ever been able to say this about me.
A notification in a financial app that reads “on average, you’re spending less than you make”.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, the hottest guy stood waiting at the tram stop this morning 😍 Think I’ve found my new tram boyfriend! AND I got a seat on the tram. Autumn is starting off well.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This. I can’t fucking bear a moustache, and the current trend for every twat to have one regardless of whether it suits them (it never does) knocks me sick.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tempted to get me one of these
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh thank Christ I’ve made it through the week. My fingernails are broken and bloody from dragging myself across the floor by them, but I made it 💀
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you
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Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs
ALT: Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fascists should be afraid to show themselves in public, not heroes
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dragged myself into the office early because I had a meeting with a senior manager at 8am only to find they rescheduled it to next week 💀
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was looking forward to being gently roused this morning by a simulated indoor sunrise from my new Nanoleaf lamps. Unfortunately I forgot to switch the automation on, so pitch darkness met me again this morning 😔
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I woke up feeling iffy and then just had my shoulder interfered with by the physio, and now I’m feeling like I’m pretty much done with the day thank you. The fact that I absolutely am not done with the day is not doing anything for my temper.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Back on the Soylent Green.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just realised the reason I’m probably feeling ropey is that the mornings are getting darker and for the first time in 10 years I don’t have an artificial sunrise in my bedroom 🙃 (I had Nanoleaf wall lights but after 10 years they were starting to fail so retired them during the move)
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m getting the impression that this Mini Cheddars mascot needs TP for his bunghole
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OK so it’s turning to Autumn, getting dark early and all that, so the obligatory feels start popping up that make me want to cuddle up with someone on a sofa of an evening. I fucking hate Autumn, this never happens in summer 😡
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PSA
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m in a weird mood. I’m going to bed.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We should launch a Kickstarter campaign to get this made. JESUS what an idea.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s dismaying that the clown shoes running studios these days seem to think that these beloved shows that have stood the test of time must fundamentally change in order to survive. Doctor Who, Star Trek, The Muppets… just let them be what they are, stop trying to fuck around with them!
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I slept for shit last night and forgot to bring my glasses with me to the office. That’s me with a migraine all weekend then, awesome…
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
five day week
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Waiting at the tram stop to go home and saw someone in a tram literally licking the window.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
IT is telling me I’m not allowed to use my personal Mac for work. If I have to spend much more time on this pokey, slow, piece of shit corporate ThinkPad I am going to lose my shit 😣 I AR A CRETIVE PROFESHNUL
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lee 15 years ago would have sold a kidney and/or his arse to get a folding iPhone. Lee today isn’t really that arsed. This is GROWTH people.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mince pies out in Sainsbury’s klaxon
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Low-key addicted to these:
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh, what’s that? The Ocarina of Time remaster comes out a week before my birthday? EXCELLENT 😈
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey there!
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My physio has just cracked my neck so profoundly that for a second I could smell colours and hear the turning of the earth.
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I now regret this act
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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes I HAVE just poured myself a pint of gin and tonic. What of it?
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