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Just a lil guy // a staunch character

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might fuck around and submit my PhD thesis today
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I had a prophetic dream last night btw
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Simpsons writers pitching how to jazz up seasons 1-6:
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where do naughty salmon go?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Siobhan Thompson you have a lot to answer for because my brain cannot stop singing ‘Covid-conscious lesbian bar in Wester Massachusetts’ to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching influencer couple breakup videos on YouTube and taking sides is the new music videos at the afters
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay I’ll bite
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do birds call a beige buffet pecky bits?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes 😇
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rochelle truly is the second coming of Nikki Grahame (may she rest in peace)
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Episode 3 of the RivalLink SoulLocke, and it’s gym time! Will @joeywh1te.bsky.social and I make it through unscathed? Probably not, but there’s only one way to find out for sure! Catch us live at twitch.tv/thotwheelsracer
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I need a Bernese mountain dog
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Important reminder that the Star-to-Be’s solo in NYC is technically a 32-bar cut
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Concept: a dance class but they only teach pop diva tour choreo
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There’s a really good joke about culture in here somewhere but I just can’t seem to cultivate it
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I forgot the word toiletries last night and my tired brain filled in the blank with ‘bathroom condiments’
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still to come on This Morning…
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who wants porridge oats on a day like this?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shit did anyone remember to take Christian Girl Autumn out of the freezer to defrost?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Recess drag queen Liza Spinelli is that something?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jeff Goldblum has a deep Carol Channing energy and no I will not elaborate
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sorry but I will not apologise for fancying George Fouracres a lil bit
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How many shirts is a lot of shirts? Because I just bought some new work shirts and upon arriving at the till the cashier said “buying a lot of shirts, eh?”
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hi, I’m country and western superstar Whoreville Peck, and I’m going live with @joeywh1te.bsky.social for the second instalment of our RivalLink SoulLocke (hosted by the wickedly handsome @galarianbuoy.bsky.social) Watch us fail at: twitch.tv/thotwheelsracer
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Okay so turns out all I needed to reset my brain was a really good upper body session yesterday 💪
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s nearly time for my 11 o’clock number
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I do not care to ponder on the passage of time, for it has ravaged me
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not to go off brand, but I’m getting really into cold brew fruit tea atm
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
4 roms, 3 runs, 1 badge. Things are going SO WELL for Thotty and @joeywh1te.bsky.social on Day One of the RivalLink SoulLocke! 🤡🙃 Catch us next time at twitch.tv/thotwheelsracer
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Some people are just exhibitionists, Oscar
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So you wanna talk about parallel parking? Follow me
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had my earliest experiences at a very young age
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They came back for one final bowl of soup and episode of Only Connect and I am in bits 😭😭😭😭😭
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just caught a whiff of my pits while doing lat pulldowns 🫦
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just went for our final coffee at our favourite spot before they leave tomorrow. Not too ashamed to admit I had a very demure little cry after we parted ways, but just ashamed enough to put my sunglasses on so passers by didn’t notice the tears falling on my walk to the gym
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me, Oscar… me
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A person’s face tells you a lot about how they look
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What font should I use for my thesis? Anyone who says wingdings or comic sans gets shot with a gun
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Housemate's flight home from Venice currently delayed by a flock of albatross and if that's not an omen I don't know what is
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just watched this incredible Tim Curry movie. Going into it, I didn’t think it would be a mystery all about gathering evidence and working out who committed the crime, but on reflection I guess the clue was in the name
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why yes, my laptop stand _is_ four tins of Italian chopped tomatoes, thank you for noticing!
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dal Fiorentino eat your heart out
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah as celebrity deaths go this one fucking stings.
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NO
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If we are rallying around a song to give Dolly one last number one, can I make a polite request for Here You Come Again?
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Dolly Parton - Here You Come Again (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah as celebrity deaths go this one fucking stings.
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Anyone want to Lady and the Tramp a hotdog with me?
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