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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 7h

Preach! Like someone poured coffee grinds into ditchwater 🤢

Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Movie night for me tonight! Spider-Man: Brand New Day, pizza (ham and pineapple, deal with it) and a splash of vouvray because it’s nearly the weekend 🥰🥰

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

On a related note, I watched the season finale of Ted Lasso last night and Hannah Waddingham calling someone a bellend at the top of her considerable lungs absolutely made me howl! Second only to her absolute masterpiece “shut your stupid little twat mouth or I will shut it for you!”

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dave sounds like an Omega-level bellend

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In M&S needing authorisation for a wine purchase. Couldn’t get the attention of the twink assistant. Story of my life.

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Let’s go on a jolly boys outing!

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Right there with you. I need to move as close to the equator as humanly possible, I can’t cope with these wild seasonal swings

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Since Friday I’ve been feeling like I’ve been coming down with something, but it’s not developed into anything, yet hasn’t gone away. I’m being virally edged, and I do NOT have the patience to be edged in any way, especially when the only thing that could be ejected at the end of it is snot 😡

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Genuinely concerned about what might happen to me if I used that toilet 😳

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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You flatter me charmingly, yet unrealistically.

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Did we ever find out who this was?

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh god yes I remember that one too.

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It must be so perplexing for them. Literally spitting distance from places like Don Valley. It warms my heart 🥰

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Was it Palmolive soap? I still remember that smell.

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not that I’m saying that these aggravating twats ought to be killed, but a few VERY stiff sentences, with perhaps a soupçon of enthusiastic physicality from law enforcement if they so much as LOOK like they might resist arrest?

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When you kill an ant, it releases a smell that carries to other ants and lets them know to avoid the area, lest they meet the same fate. Nature always has lessons for us..

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I work in a Europe-wide support office with lots of speakers of other languages. Right now it’s giving very strong

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Skorchio Scorchio

ALT: Skorchio Scorchio

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Weirdly, today I’m wearing an actual vintage M&S over shirt circa. 1999/2000 which also has the St. Michael logo 😂

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is the first time since I left M&S last year that I feel out of touch with it 😞

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ohhhhh I didn’t realise they’d brought the St. Michael name back, they phased it out over 25 years ago! I thought that bar was vintage! 😂

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

St Michael!? Where did you find that? I dare you to eat it 😜

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Think I had the same reaction to Grotbags as well tbh

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t actually remember it, because I don’t remember much about my life, but I know for a fact that the first time I saw The Wizard of Oz and the Wicked Witch came onscreen I shat myself and jumped behind the sofa

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Urgh, hot on the heels of my tension headache flare-up earlier in the week, I think I’m now coming down with The Lurg 😷

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s often occurred to me that I don’t need a boyfriend, I just need a personal assistant.

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m having one of those weeks where something in my head/neck is catastrophically borked. It feels like a pig has shat in my head 💀

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Have the BEST day lovely man! 🎉😘

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had to cross my fingers behind my back when I signed up to that one 😂

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just bumped into the first genuinely attractive man I’ve seen in this office as he came out of the toilets. I’m assuming he works on the other half of the office floor owned by a different company, where I can’t get to/ogle him

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would have thrown my entire breakfast at that horrible old twat

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Lee (aging juvenile) @lmunderw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My mental state is up and down like a fiddler’s elbow at the moment. It’s like being on an indoor rollercoaster with the lights out, never know when I’m going to be jerked sideways or suddenly drop so fast it feels like I might fall forever. I fucking hate Autumn. Every single year it’s like this.

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