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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy

@llvdelft.bsky.social
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50, F. July 19, 2018, I found a gun in View of Delft by Vermeer. Experts are still in denial about this discovery but my time will come. 5-6%-ish famous. - lucy

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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
how is this not interesting to even one person? social media is dead apparently. but look over there! a kitten!
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In other notable news today, saw a camera obscura effect from across the street on my bedroom wall today. In Delft. I am here for this!!!!!!!!! To those that don't know - the camera obscura is a thing in the Vermeer lore. Look it up. More please. #vermeer #cameraobscura #delft
upside down image of a house and trees on a light grey wall with the windows blacked out and a small opening for light to come through. on one of the longest days of the year. top of mobile airconditioner on the bottom left side and a turkish crystal lighting fixture on the ceiling.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the XXL tiny waffles are pretty good slightly toasted after they harden on the plate. By XXL they mean many tiny waffles.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Aldis in delft has ranch dressing but it doesnt taste that ranchy.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So I've been here for a while now and i only have 17 followers. It's pretty epic finding a secret tiny prank by vermeer. No one else found it for hundreds of years. How is that not interesting enough to go viral? Come on people, you can do better. #artist #vermeer
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
pirate radio in the 60s in the uk
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
the kid at the grocery store didn't know what the dutch word for dime meant. dubbeltje
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i bet the fenix museum in rotterdam would love to feature the @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social story. it's a new museum about migration and very moving.
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MV Louise Michel @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Louise Michel is back at sea. After yesterday's disembarkation in Reggio Calabria, the Louise Michel sailed straight back out. As long as borders exist and restrict human movement and policies criminalize safe passage, the sea remains a space of resistance. 1/2
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Merzmensch aka Kosmopol (at unFiction) @merzmensch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Trump is a sociological experiment "how long can you keep fooling around your own folk till they have it enough and do revolution". Looks like the tolerance limit is high, especially if there are such perfect pacifiers like consumption, doom scrolling and various hate deflections
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
watched "a boat that rocked" last night. can recommend.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm really leaning into the vermeer adjacent delft inspired look. which is ironic since i do hate this city, except for vermeer. and i do like that everything is reachable by bike. #delftculturekillers ask me sometime about how the city painted over my vermeer "lifeproject" tunnel when i was sick.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@pluraluse.bsky.social the mozart and the whale one didn't work. coco chanel was a nazi spy and the film and comments really failed to include that notable information. really liked proof. i've seen the bbc art series before and it changed how i see art origins. have you seen any of these?
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
got some movies. kinda excited bout it.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Accidentally found what we like to affectionately refer to as "Dick Beach", where mostly old dudes let it all hang out. It was vastly entertaining pretending not to notice.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
well, it would appear someone left me a comment and i can not see it. @support.bsky.team
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In other news of note, the 'rents came by my apartment today at long last and marveled at the deep yellow hues of my grease stained mattress. Those that know me know how epic it is to have witnessed my formerly estranged dad using my noninvasive moisture meter on my bathroom walls. oh so satisfying.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
good enough. you? :)
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
haven't painted in YEARS. did not get a good pic but here is the first go in a longgggg time. #graffiti #artist
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@pluraluse.bsky.social hey buddy!
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I see people with sunglasses in church. i already knew about the communion part. thanks for the tips.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Is it wrong to not be religious but to attend african catholic church because it's fun? they have church music with drums and refreshments/conversation afterwards. asking for a friend. 😅
pic of blue sky, puffy clouds and part of the side of a church building with lots of bricksfancy church interior with 3 stained glass windows
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
it's time to have more than 14 followers.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
In other news of note, actually bought a new digi. Rollei Compactline 880. it's been years and years of buying super cheap used ones and now is the dawning of a new era. Here are some pics I took with it. 1. Miss Bitey, 2. African Catholic church day (long story), 3. Madurodam, 4. lemon pound cake😉
very shorthaired Abyssinian mix lady cat that loves biting.very blue sky with little fluffy clouds and part of a catholic church buildingfancy red, white and blue poppies at Madurodam theme park in the Netherlands.lemon pound cake with dripping frosting, a slice of blood orange on top. tastes so nice. make the sheriff wanna put down his gun and get him a slice.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@matarmstrong.bsky.social inspired me to think more seriously about using youtube for the vermeer thing. only thing is that i loath being on camera. i dont even video call. what's the secret? just don't give a f?
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
fyi - The best thing about florida used to be cuban grill press sandwiches at the 7-11. hoping for you they still exist over there.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Stayed off social media for 2 months-ish. Thank you @pluraluse.bsky.social for your attentiveness in my absence. To the rest of the online world - you wan to be the mix BEFORE i'm famous, so now is the time. 😜
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PluralUse @pluraluse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i saw the gun it's real
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PluralUse @pluraluse.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i literally just log into this app to see how @llvdelft.bsky.social is doing
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hello! I literally just log into this app to see how banksy's migrant rescue ship is doing. @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social 😍
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
living in delft and finding a prank by vermeer takes over your life.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i did not notice the color shift.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
soooo do you think that this AI face on the left captures the smirk in the hotly contested vermeer selfie in "the procuress" painting? please comment below. #AI #artist #art #vermeer
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Dan H Artworks @danhawk333.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Happy with amount of progress today 11x17 pen and paper #wip #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark
Work in progress pen drawing of a person with part of their face missing and a star in the void flanked by an angelic being and next to it is a cephalopid like being
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
unlucky why?
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Merzmensch aka Kosmopol (at unFiction) @merzmensch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I've seen a great thing in Grimmelhausen Gymnasium (where I had my workshop about GenAI). This exhibition "Books banned in school libraries in the USA". Very powerful. Read banned books.
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Merzmensch aka Kosmopol (at unFiction) @merzmensch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#MERZslop #0012 Collaps the system
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
youtu.be/i5HqoqAEzAo we gotta unite. :) #onelove
youtu.be
Bob Marley One Love Concert 1978 - Jammin [real lightning strike as Bob speaks to Jah.]
YouTube video by Andrew
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
maybe you should repost the question list for yourself. :) what's a compliment you will never forget?
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MV Louise Michel @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
In January 2026 alone, Libya Crimes Watch documented: – the killing of three minors in Sabratha – the abduction of a Sudanese asylum seeker in Tripoli – an unidentified body found on a desert road in Al-Jufra – the recovery of 21 bodies of people on the move from a mass grave near Ajdabiya
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
just because the manufacturer says the condensation bin behind your fridge is glued in place and can't be removed, does NOT mean it is so. still took like 2-3 hours to clean. so grosssssss #DIY
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
#3? anyone? anyone? bueller?
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
i accidentally clicked on a phishing email link and was scared to log in.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
key word being "globalize". a planet is a system and should be managed as such.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
forgive me for the oversight. i've never had this many notifications. haha
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
2. compliment i've never forgotten - well, my mom has ramped up her game in my art compliment department. that's pretty great. she even called me "lucy" a few times. @abysms.bsky.social thanks for the like! sorry about the delay.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
good to know
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
i have a bunch of pics from 2005ish that i would love to exhibit but its of random people. was wondering how that would fly. im not a fancy photographer but do have camera on me at all times. digi! f a smartphone
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
feels like it's become increasingly complicated with people wanting to be asked permission first before you can do much w/the photo later
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
just an update - my rent subsidy was exactly the same and I wrote this in anticipation that it would be 100 less. 🤷‍♀️
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