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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy

@llvdelft.bsky.social
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50, F. July 19, 2018, I found a gun in View of Delft by Vermeer. Experts are still in denial about this discovery but my time will come. 5-6%-ish famous. - lucy

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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
how is this not interesting to even one person? social media is dead apparently. but look over there! a kitten!
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In other notable news today, saw a camera obscura effect from across the street on my bedroom wall today. In Delft. I am here for this!!!!!!!!! To those that don't know - the camera obscura is a thing in the Vermeer lore. Look it up. More please. #vermeer #cameraobscura #delft
upside down image of a house and trees on a light grey wall with the windows blacked out and a small opening for light to come through. on one of the longest days of the year. top of mobile airconditioner on the bottom left side and a turkish crystal lighting fixture on the ceiling.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So I've been here for a while now and i only have 17 followers. It's pretty epic finding a secret tiny prank by vermeer. No one else found it for hundreds of years. How is that not interesting enough to go viral? Come on people, you can do better. #artist #vermeer
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MV Louise Michel @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Louise Michel is back at sea. After yesterday's disembarkation in Reggio Calabria, the Louise Michel sailed straight back out. As long as borders exist and restrict human movement and policies criminalize safe passage, the sea remains a space of resistance. 1/2
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Merzmensch aka Kosmopol (at unFiction) @merzmensch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Trump is a sociological experiment "how long can you keep fooling around your own folk till they have it enough and do revolution". Looks like the tolerance limit is high, especially if there are such perfect pacifiers like consumption, doom scrolling and various hate deflections
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm really leaning into the vermeer adjacent delft inspired look. which is ironic since i do hate this city, except for vermeer. and i do like that everything is reachable by bike. #delftculturekillers ask me sometime about how the city painted over my vermeer "lifeproject" tunnel when i was sick.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
got some movies. kinda excited bout it.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Accidentally found what we like to affectionately refer to as "Dick Beach", where mostly old dudes let it all hang out. It was vastly entertaining pretending not to notice.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
well, it would appear someone left me a comment and i can not see it. @support.bsky.team
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In other news of note, the 'rents came by my apartment today at long last and marveled at the deep yellow hues of my grease stained mattress. Those that know me know how epic it is to have witnessed my formerly estranged dad using my noninvasive moisture meter on my bathroom walls. oh so satisfying.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
haven't painted in YEARS. did not get a good pic but here is the first go in a longgggg time. #graffiti #artist
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@pluraluse.bsky.social hey buddy!
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Is it wrong to not be religious but to attend african catholic church because it's fun? they have church music with drums and refreshments/conversation afterwards. asking for a friend. 😅
pic of blue sky, puffy clouds and part of the side of a church building with lots of bricksfancy church interior with 3 stained glass windows
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
it's time to have more than 14 followers.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
In other news of note, actually bought a new digi. Rollei Compactline 880. it's been years and years of buying super cheap used ones and now is the dawning of a new era. Here are some pics I took with it. 1. Miss Bitey, 2. African Catholic church day (long story), 3. Madurodam, 4. lemon pound cake😉
very shorthaired Abyssinian mix lady cat that loves biting.very blue sky with little fluffy clouds and part of a catholic church buildingfancy red, white and blue poppies at Madurodam theme park in the Netherlands.lemon pound cake with dripping frosting, a slice of blood orange on top. tastes so nice. make the sheriff wanna put down his gun and get him a slice.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@matarmstrong.bsky.social inspired me to think more seriously about using youtube for the vermeer thing. only thing is that i loath being on camera. i dont even video call. what's the secret? just don't give a f?
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Stayed off social media for 2 months-ish. Thank you @pluraluse.bsky.social for your attentiveness in my absence. To the rest of the online world - you wan to be the mix BEFORE i'm famous, so now is the time. 😜
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PluralUse @pluraluse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i saw the gun it's real
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PluralUse @pluraluse.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i literally just log into this app to see how @llvdelft.bsky.social is doing
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
soooo do you think that this AI face on the left captures the smirk in the hotly contested vermeer selfie in "the procuress" painting? please comment below. #AI #artist #art #vermeer
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Dan H Artworks @danhawk333.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Happy with amount of progress today 11x17 pen and paper #wip #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark
Work in progress pen drawing of a person with part of their face missing and a star in the void flanked by an angelic being and next to it is a cephalopid like being
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Merzmensch aka Kosmopol (at unFiction) @merzmensch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I've seen a great thing in Grimmelhausen Gymnasium (where I had my workshop about GenAI). This exhibition "Books banned in school libraries in the USA". Very powerful. Read banned books.
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Merzmensch aka Kosmopol (at unFiction) @merzmensch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#MERZslop #0012 Collaps the system
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MV Louise Michel @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
In January 2026 alone, Libya Crimes Watch documented: – the killing of three minors in Sabratha – the abduction of a Sudanese asylum seeker in Tripoli – an unidentified body found on a desert road in Al-Jufra – the recovery of 21 bodies of people on the move from a mass grave near Ajdabiya
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
just because the manufacturer says the condensation bin behind your fridge is glued in place and can't be removed, does NOT mean it is so. still took like 2-3 hours to clean. so grosssssss #DIY
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
#3? anyone? anyone? bueller?
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
key word being "globalize". a planet is a system and should be managed as such.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
just an update - my rent subsidy was exactly the same and I wrote this in anticipation that it would be 100 less. 🤷‍♀️
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
so far one like and one question. -___________-
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Romain Revert @romainrevert.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Hello ! Short movies, robots, creatures and Minions here ! I'm a CFX artist at Illumination Studios Paris and I'm making 3D, 2D, photography & short movies projects on my spare time ! Youtube : youtube.com/c/RomainRevert
A mozaic displaying 27 projects I worked on. Movies, characters, short movies, photography, mechas and cosplay editing.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
if each of my 12 followers liked this post, we still couldn't get past 12 of these "get to know me" questions. it's up to you, rest of bluesky social media people! #bluesky #artist
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Dutch government decided to reduce their rent subsidies to not include anything but the basic rent amount in their calculations. They expanded the general scope for the middle bracket. But to take it from the poorest contingent of population? Really? You can't do better than that? #toeslagen
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a woman is sitting on a couch wearing a plaid shirt and making a smirk .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch wearing a plaid shirt and making a smirk .
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
with just 4 days of infrared training, i could get a certificate and be a force to be reckoned with to the benefit of renters. kinda excited about it. here's my bathroom floor. can't see anything in a visual image but it sure does look bad with infrared. so cool!
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MV Louise Michel @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
What would happen if we centered care as our priority? What would happen if each and every person could travel safely and be welcomed as the people? Let's start imagining new ways that center care and safe routes for everyone. Let's abolish the border regime that produces this harm.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
infrared pic of my faulty fridge.
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Merzmensch aka Kosmopol (at unFiction) @merzmensch.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Killing the Poets For Renée Nicole Good (Inspired by "For Renee" by Sasha Stiles) medium.com/merzazine... The callous bullet, tool of coward men, You hit her head, three times (to make it sure) Not self-defence, as propaganda sings, Just powerplay, as self-justification.
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MV Louise Michel @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Louise Michel 
† January 9th 1905 “Do we know whether what seems utopian to us today might not already be reality in the next era or the one after that?” Equality and a good life for all do not come about by themselves. We are all responsible. Rest in power, Louise Michel.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
snowdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #snow #delft
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MV Louise Michel @louisemichelcrew.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
In 2025 the central Mediterrenean remained one of the deadliest borders in the world. In the last 12 months at least 1,184 people have died or are missing while attempting to cross the sea between Libya, Tunisia and Italy.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
i predict it's going to be complete mayhem with the fireworks this year here in Delft. My cat doesn't like the jazzercise headband type contraption over her ears apparently. I tried! So fuck 2025 and bring on the new year! #cats #happynewyear
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
@stellabelle.bsky.social merry christmas and happy new year! thanks for being you. 😘
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RJB / Mallacore 🇨🇦 @rjb-mallacore.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Some of my Stargate art to enjoy. #scifiart #scifi #fanart #stargate #stargatesg1
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Merzmensch aka Kosmopol (at unFiction) @merzmensch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
It was a blast to be presented on 3.000 screens in Germany this December 2025 with my work "movementime" - thank to collaboration with @artcrushgallery and #Stroeer - together with other great artists! Merging Art and Life.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
woke up early today. took a train to a tram to the british american import store. scored eggnog. just had my first sip of eggnog, dec. 2th at 00:20, since potentially 2011. i am satisfied. so delicious. #christmas #joy
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a small white dog is drinking milk from a glass
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
do you even know about "christmas crackers"???? #christmas
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
the worst is when people see the vermeer gun prank, admit it, and then sllooooowly back out of it.
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Holiday rules dictate it is perfectly fine to crack open a can of g&t upon waking at 8:45. #christmas #cheatday #jk #itsalwayscheatday
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Lou @loupeeps.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Reindeer and Vermeer do rhyme 🤔 so this should be doable 🔫
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
for christmas this year i would like a rudolph the rednosed reindeer remake with the words being changed to reflect my vermeer discovery story. #christmas #art #artist #rudolph
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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy @llvdelft.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
apparently being a "gelukszoeker" is a bad thing in the netherlands. 🤷‍♀️ -lucky lucy van delft
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