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L.L. Bryant

@llbryant.ca
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Author, father, retro-gamer, ancient Sonic fan, occasional funny person. I post as often as social anxiety allows. NEW BOOK: The Neonnis Knights: The White Knight and the Technosiah out now! llbryant.ca/books

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E.K. Johnston @ekjohnston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please sign this official legislative petition so we can work towards getting some regulation on this slop generating crap.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 12/08/2026
You can find this and all my books at llbryant.ca/books
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 24/09/2026
The world: We're all broke, have attention span of gnats, think Generative AI is a new god and all we need for entertainment, are living in spaces with no storage, and are depressed as fuck. Me (an obvious genius): ...I'm going to try selling books.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 23/09/2026
Trying something crazy and different this time. Going to try working on the character design before I write. Madness, I know.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 22/09/2026
My kid is getting into Deltarune, and I've been enjoying annoying them by calling Kris a Heartless and the Soul a Nobody. They understand just enough about Kingdom Hearts to hate it.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 18/09/2026
I was worried they would change OoT too much and here's the proof. Link in the armed schoolgirl outfit as dlc? C'mon. (Check out our before they fix it. www.ebgames.ca/shop/the-leg... )
The ebgames.ca site has the wrong info for the game at the bottom. It reads: 

Play Link’s in-game ocarina by humming or singing into the Nintendo Switch™ 2 system microphone

Launch Edition includes exclusive DLC bonus content:

    “Lost Property Control Organization” Collab Mission with outfit and Drone Skin “T-6407 J.”
    “Blue Casual Punk” Outfit, “Armed Schoolgirl” Outfit Triple Combo (three sets, including two color variations), and “Delivery Staff” Outfit
    Consumable Item Set “Anomaly Zone Diver Set (A),” Consumable Item Set “Development Material Set,” Consumable Item Set “Anomaly Zone Countermeasures Office Set,” and Consumable Items: 20 Handgun Ammo
    Weapon “Semi-Automatic Sniper Rifle,” Weapon “Double-Barreled Shotgun,” and Weapon “Prototype Handgun.”
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 17/09/2026
*long sigh* I don't even have the energy to attach the gif. you were the chosen one... You were meant to bring balance to the... web or whatever... not destroy it.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 12/09/2026
"Friend" in the group chat last night: I have an audiobook recommendation. It's worth listening to and refunding for the credit. Me:
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Intense Anime Girl on Phone
Alt: Intensely angry Anime Girl staring at Phone
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 09/09/2026
I love that Samus is getting more fucked up as the games progress.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 09/09/2026
Started a chronological playthrough of Kingdom Hearts because I felt like being confused, and because I only really played 1 and 2. Still find it funny that the main theme of the series is called "Simple and Clean" when it's anything but.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 08/09/2026
The graphics for OOT don't bother me, I was expecting a lot worse. ...but who the fuck thought it was a good idea for Navi to talk MORE?
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 02/09/2024
Puppet Homestar, the Cheat, and Private Bennedetto in front of a banner that reads "Todaybor Day is Labor Day!"
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 04/09/2026
Recent email I got: Hello [Author name, but with an error], I recently read your book, [made-up book I didn't write], and was particularly drawn to [unrelated info from said story]. It gave me the idea to create a fan project, [reference to fake book], as a tribute to your work. Can we connect?
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Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
Alt: Bart Simpson picking up and throwing out a cake that has 'At Least You Tried' written on the top.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 18/08/2026
Dear Boom Sonic, I'm sorry for any negative criticism I've ever had about your lanky design. Recent events have shown me how wrong I was.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 12/08/2026
You can find this and all my books at llbryant.ca/books
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 07/08/2026
... But I don't want to edit the old thing! I want to write the new one!
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Waffle @plourples.com · 07/08/2026
First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle,
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/08/2026
ouroborosorder on tumblr: "at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 06/08/2026
Spider-guy movie good. Got spoiled ahead of time on the "meta twist" but it still was interesting.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 04/08/2026
Yup. Fire Emblem looks like Fire Emblem.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 03/08/2026
Thoughts on Star Fox after a few playthroughs now: - Still fun - Star Wolf's got hands now. It's not that I'm more than 25 years out of practice. Shut up. - some of the voice lines aren't exactly the same, which irks me even if they're delivered better. - Leon isn't French anymore. Sadness
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Comic Book Yeti 🎃 @comicbookyeti.com · 01/08/2026
The Wisdom Of Wolverine
The Wisdom of Wolverine
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 01/08/2026
The hardest part of being a writer was never the writing. For years I thought it was the marketing, but I have a new one. The scams, and the lack of trust when you're collaborating. That's a new one and it suuuuuuuucks. I want to trust, but this world is one where everyone is trying to fuck you.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 31/07/2026
Starting to feel like I'm getting played, but I don't have conclusive evidence to make a definitive call. Every red flag is explainable, but they're starting to pile up. If my suspicions are correct, I'm about to make an expensive mistake. If not, I'm tarnishing a reputation over nothing.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 30/07/2026
... Now, I'm not saying I built a shelf around my living room to display my amiibo collection. I am saying I have a very understanding wife who also likes these things, and a brother in law who knows how to build shelving.
A shelf of amiibo built into the wall. Another section of the shelf of amiibo built into the wall. Yet another section of the shelf of amiibo built into the wall. Notice a pattern yet?
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 29/07/2026
"[Tim Hortons]'s support line is recining a higher number of requests than usual." You don't say.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 29/07/2026
I had a thought about writing an Isekai because it sounds fun. Then I realized I *kind of did with Technosiah, just it's not the main character who got brought to a new world to disrupt everything. Sure, there was no truck involved (all the regrets), but the main mechanic changes are there.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 28/07/2026
Now I'm playing with power.
Playing Star Fox with the N64 controller. The objectively best way to play a remake of a 20 year old game is with the teenage of a 20 year old controller. 

We're living in the future.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 25/07/2026
I feel like every time my character loses in Champions, they look like they're trying to recreate a Simpsons meme.
Screenshot of the main screen of champions, where the character is looking down with their mouth open in kind of a sad stunlocked "I can't believe it" way.Screenshot/meme of Lisa, where she is looking down with their mouth open in kind of a sad stunlocked "I can't believe it" way.
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Ness 🎃🇨🇦 @vriccithode.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Remember, with this sort of biased garbage, you can always use the "other" option to let them know what you really think
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Delia Remington (She/Her) @therealdelia.eurosky.social · 22/07/2026
If you use Ingram Spark and dont want to feed the plagiarism machine, make sure you opt out now, friendos. www.ingramcontent.com/page/ai-opt-...
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 21/07/2026
Man, I don't get annoyed when folks try to scam me. That's expected on the Internet. What annoys me is when there isn't any effort put in. If you're going to try to fuck me, buy me lunch at least.
Screenshot of an email that reads:

Hi Bryant,
I just finished your book, and honestly, it's still lingering in my mind. It grabbed me right from the first page and kept me hooked all the way through.

What really stood out to me was [mention a specific character, scene, theme, or writing style]. It resonated deeply and gave me a whole new perspective.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 15/07/2026
Promo image of the cover of "The Neonnis Knights: The White Knight and the Technosiah" with silly ad blurbs.

The Blurbs include:

A sci-fantasy adventure
Medieval Knights in high tech power armor
Irresponsable time travel without the worry about paradoxes
Low magic setting with one minor exception
Flirty alcehmist lady who is your new problematic fave (hopefully)
Described as 'Terminator with sword lesbians' by beta readers
Child of 'prophecy' in a hostile city
Hyper competent MC with a (scribbled out damaging voice) friend in her head.
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 15/07/2026
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 14/07/2026
I love being motivated to make things because of spite
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 14/07/2026
Welp. Dead hard drive and ram stick this morning. I'm ready to call it a day already. Goodnight.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 13/07/2026
Impressive. An 'oh shit we fucked up any%' run done in 2:26:33. Jokes aside, that was much quicker than I expected, and the right call.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 12/07/2026
I can't shake the feeling that I'm doing something wrong. I don't know in relation to what or why, but it's there.
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 10/07/2026
My Brother-in-law just gave my 11 year old a ukulele. If anyone needs me, I'll be walking into the river.
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wii Sports (Wii, 2006)
An image of a Wii remote sitting on a table by an open window is seen. The text reads, "Why not take a break? You can pause the game by pressing +."
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 06/07/2026
Ah, nothing like editing a manuscript from a nanowrimo 3 years ago. Screw you, past me. I mean you're right, but also what am I supposed to do with this?
A screenshot of a pargaraph from a word document. it reads:

In the end the choice was obvious. She looked at Cian.
“You son of a bitch. I’m in,” She said. It was a line that would probably be cut in later revisions, but at the moment, word count was king, and even fucking around like this was putting words down. Still better than using AI to write your book.... probably."
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Incredible payoff
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L.L. Bryant @llbryant.ca · 02/07/2026
In Deltarune, there are pocket universes called dark worlds. When one opens up, all the inanimate objects caught in it get personalities, bodies, and are called Darkners. Sentient creatures get mild makeovers and are called Lighters. So would the toys from Toy Story become Ligtners or Darkners?
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