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Llarian @llarian.net · 3h
Sounders looking every bit of the team that lost 11 straight at the moment.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 3h
Not sure I agree with that call...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i were a foreign government looking for an edge, id probably try to convince america that climate change is woke bull shit and combustion engines are for real men with penises, all while also convincing them to invest every dollar in bull shit tech while we take the lead on green energy
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Wu-Kasz @prodigalreality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How do you not score? Im mad as a fan of the opposing team.
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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeimar makes his first MLS appearance since the end of the Great War.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/09/2026
Yeimar!
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/09/2026
Go for the krill
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/09/2026
That was a great fucking team goal.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/09/2026
That was coming. Been all MN for the last 10 minutes.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/09/2026
Sounders with the most dangerous lead in football... 😂
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/09/2026
Wrong football Nouhou
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/09/2026
Ok Jordan. 😂
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/09/2026
The greenest rivers you've ever seen are in Renton...
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Llarian @llarian.net · 25/09/2026
This should have been a much bigger scandal than it was. There is pretty good evidence this was effectively an illegal seizure that gifted WaMu to Chase.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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Llarian @llarian.net · 24/09/2026
😂😂😂😂
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Matt Montgomery @matthew-montgomery.com · 24/09/2026
real salt lake
Charlie Brown looking frustrated, depressed and miserable all at once.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Majestic Moose Walking in Mountains
ALT: Majestic Moose Walking in Mountains
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
now that’s how you burn a source
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Llarian @llarian.net · 23/09/2026
Babe wake up New apple just dropped
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Llarian @llarian.net · 23/09/2026
Had to replace one of the low beam lamp in my Subaru... I remember when that was a task that took about 5 minutes...
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bitch, if anyone wants to get rid of Thanksgiving it’s the people responsible for making it impossible to afford food.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
President Trump is 0-2 against pools.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry, WHO did this?
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Llarian @llarian.net · 21/09/2026
lol. Amazing. And unsurprising.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 21/09/2026
God I fucking hate RFPs...
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wulftec @wulftec.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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macamps.online @macamps.online · 20/09/2026
Would love for Caden Clark to make me look like an asshole here
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Llarian @llarian.net · 19/09/2026
Thought he was talking about Wolverine at first...
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 18/09/2026
This proposition is acceptable.
iranintl.com
Iran will keep Hormuz closed until Trump falls from power, Khamenei adviser says
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Gersh @gersonlevy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who’s gonna post for the nutmeg news now, tom@weareecs.com?
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 15/09/2026
We extend our heartfelt condolences to the loved ones of Tom Biro and the entire Emerald City Supporters family 💚
The Sounders family is deeply saddened by the passing of Tom Biro, a longtime member and former co-president of Emerald City Supporters. A beloved pillar of the Seattle soccer community, Tom touched countless lives through his unwavering passion for the sport. His many contributions to the club leave a legacy that will be felt for years to come. He will be dearly missed. We extend our heartfelt condolences to his loved ones and the entire ECS family.
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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 15/09/2026
Cristian Roldan asked to start of his availability talking about former ECS president Tom Biro, who died recently. ‘First and foremost, rest in peace to Tom. It makes you realize that the sport and what we do on a daily basis is nothing when health is in jeopardy.’
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Emerald City Supporters @weareecs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is with heavy hearts that we share the passing of former ECS co-president Tom Biro.
Tom Biro waving a large Iron front flag in the Brougham End
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 14/09/2026
It’s so incredibly disappointing that Macklemore, my constituent, was removed from Ed Sheeran’s tour because of his comments in support of the Palestinian people.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

...

Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Llarian @llarian.net · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Cibo Matto 😂
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).
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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 12/09/2026
ok but that's a crazy name for a kid
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Llarian @llarian.net · 09/09/2026
Go on...
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Llarian @llarian.net · 08/09/2026
Well this is fucking amazing.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 07/09/2026
I found the best book: a 1963 dictionary of Italian hand gestures
Supplemento al dizionario italiano, by Bruno Munari, a white paperback with a photo of a hand giving the classic Italian finger-purse “Che vuoi” hand gesture
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Llarian @llarian.net · 06/09/2026
Nouhou Nouhouing (derogatory)
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Llarian @llarian.net · 06/09/2026
This is unquestionably the best match the Sounders have played since the World Cup. It is also not enough to save this season.
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