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Llarian @llarian.net · 30/08/2026
Well that's kinda macabre.
A headline that reads "Dolly's remnants track toward Puerto Rico"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 29/08/2026
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Llarian @llarian.net · 28/08/2026
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Llarian @llarian.net · 21/08/2026
This is a legitimately dangerous MLS team. Add a keeper and, like, a USL player and you have a playoff caliber roster. Too bad none of them are available...
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Llarian @llarian.net · 20/08/2026
Don Cheadle covering his junk in Ocean's Eleven.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 10/08/2026
James Franco "First Time" meme
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Llarian @llarian.net · 30/07/2026
Ya dawg, I heard you like AI. So I put AI in your AI so you can slop while you slop.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 21/07/2026
That's a no from me dawg.
A photo of a Taylor Farms vegetable tray at Costco
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Llarian @llarian.net · 17/07/2026
It was time, but Sigi's going away party at Fuel was heartbreaking. Truly a class act and we were so very lucky to have him and Schmetz at the helm from the beginning. This night, and the post-Open Cup win in Philly are a couple of my best memories of the Sounders.
A photo of Sigi Schmidt accepting a print of the Decades of Dominance tifo from ECS.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 17/07/2026
Zippy the pinhead saying "Are we having FUN yet??"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 12/07/2026
Lol. Caribbean is considered a domestic destination. We had none of those things.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 06/07/2026
Sub-optimal...
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Llarian @llarian.net · 01/07/2026
Got a nice view of Belize's Great Blue Hole on the way over Lighthouse Reef.
A photo of the Great Blue Hole in Belize from an airplane.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 01/07/2026
Got a nice view of Caye Caulker in Belize on the way over! Need to get back there soon.
A photo of Caye Caulker in Belize from a flight to Roatan.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 29/06/2026
Solidarity meme with Donald Trump on the left and George Cockburn on the right.  Referencing a massive fireworks show during a heat wave possibly burning down Washington DC.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 29/06/2026
Buddy!
A photo of a Caribbean Reef Octopus undeneath the Salt Pier in Bonaire.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/06/2026
Same tbh.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/06/2026
Looking forward to a great match! Also so many rainbow flags.
A photo of the FIFA World Cup prematch for Egypt vs Iran at Lumen Field in Seattle.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 26/06/2026
Hah. Pretty similar profile.
A screenshot of a stupid online political quiz result.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 20/06/2026
A photo of the Muppets Swedish Chef with smoking coming out of his ears.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 14/06/2026
I'm just surprised he's skydiving at his age...
A screenshot of a news aggregator's headlines mistakenly categorizing an article about Mitch McConnell being hospitalized with a story about a skydiving plane crash in Kansas City.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 14/06/2026
Decided to check out the new(ish) cheese shop in our neighborhood. Did not disappoint.
A photo of a cheese and charcuterie plate, with a bottle of sparkling rose chilling next to it.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 12/06/2026
Oh, now they're REALLY fucked.
A screenshot of a headline that reads "Why Jim Cramer is 'incredibly bullish' on SpaceX's Starlink business"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 08/06/2026
Gee, I wonder why that could be?
A screenshot of a headline that reads "Fewer Americans say democracy is central to country's identity, AP-NORC poll finds"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 29/05/2026
Lol.
A rock that says "Turn me over"The other side of said rock that says "you just took orders from a rock, are you drunk?"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 19/05/2026
Couldn't come down here for work without getting some Nashville hot chicken. Definitely delivers!
A photo of Damn Hot fried chicken tenders with collard greens and mac and cheese from Hattie B's in Nashville.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 12/05/2026
Oh yeah. All of that. 😂
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Llarian @llarian.net · 09/05/2026
From a city that has a streetcar line affectionately called the SLUT, I salute you LA.
A headline that reads "Riding the D in Los Angeles: city famous for traffic hopes new subway stations will be a ‘game changer’"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 30/04/2026
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/04/2026
Ok, fair. This is truly terrible at scale. The PDX carpet was this... For the entire airport. It was truly dreadful. But I think you might be right that the Mariott carpet is worse at scale.
PDX (Portland) airport's famously bad green carpet.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 11/04/2026
Living that suite life. 😂
A photo of the Seattle Kraken warming up from a corporate suite.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 06/04/2026
This should not be a dilemma!
A screenshot of a headline reading "Trump threats cause dilemma for US offiders: disobey orders or commit war crimes"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 05/04/2026
US regulations are dumb and don't allow charcoal at KBBQ places, so we had to just do it at home instead...
A photo of bulgogi cooking on a tabletop yakitori grill.A photo of a KBBQ spread with ssam, banchan, and a tabletop charcoal grill.A photo of a backyard KBBQ spread with oyster mushrooms, shrimp and bulgogi and several banchan.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 05/04/2026
Lol.
Contradictory Bluesky commentary on the Sounders match
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Llarian @llarian.net · 13/03/2026
A wide eyed cat in the snow with the caption "Cocaine.  So much cocaine."
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Llarian @llarian.net · 06/03/2026
Lol. I see what you did there...
A screen shot of a headline that reads "5 controversies that dogged Noem's DHS tenure"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 04/03/2026
Tobias Funke saying but it might work for us.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 04/03/2026
What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Goalkeeper Jon Busch with a 1000 yard stare after giving up a world class goal to Obafemi Martins.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 28/02/2026
More time in this case being, apparently, like 15 minutes or so?
A NPR headline from 13 hours ago reading "Trump says he is not happy with Iran Nuclear talks but indicates he'll give them more time."
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Llarian @llarian.net · 27/02/2026
Fuck yeah Katie.
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson holding an official City of Seattle metal sign reading "Pursuant to City of Seattle policy this property shall not be used for civil immigration enforcement, staging, operations or processing."
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Llarian @llarian.net · 23/02/2026
Yo dawg, I heard you liked stoppage. So I put minutes in your minutes so you can have extra time in your extra time.
Xzibit yo dawg meme.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 22/02/2026
Yo dawg, I heard you like gates, so I put gates in your gate...
Xzibit yo dawg meme blank
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Llarian @llarian.net · 21/02/2026
Overshot my recipe and made about 35lbs of baechu-kimchi... At least the kkakdugi (mu radish kimchi) is much easier to make. The baechu sauce has a just gorgeous assortment of herbs and vegetables that makes it have a way more complex taste than the store bought stuff we've been getting.
A photo of a large stainless prep bowl filled with gochugaru sauce, radish, carrot, scallion, buchu and minari.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 15/02/2026
Appreciate this bar decor.
A photo of stickers in a bar. One says "Merritt Paulson protects abusers" and the other "Always punch Nazis"
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Llarian @llarian.net · 14/02/2026
An early blossom in Shinjuku Gyeon.
An early cherry blossom in Shinjuku Japan.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 09/02/2026
Yeah, that tracks...
A screenshot of a Bluesky user cluster map showing @llarian.net in the Sounders FC Supporters cluster.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 09/02/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂
A screenshot of the TPUSA alternative halftime show from Youtube showing that it only has 10k views.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 01/02/2026
As part of our continuing efforts to de-Amazon our lives we were looking at buying Kobo readers in Shinjuku. The loaded sample book looks kinda familiar... Hi @gwillow.me !
A photo of a Kobo e-reader with Ms Marvel loaded on it.
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Llarian @llarian.net · 31/01/2026
Oh Japan...
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Llarian @llarian.net · 30/01/2026
A hunting Kite decided to come say hi while we stopped for a beer break.
A photo of a kite looking for prey near the top of Enoshima Island.
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