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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 2h

sudoku got my ass playing water sort

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/08/2026

me hanging out with cis women

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

what i eat in a day as a white winged dove with a limited vocabulary and a low constitution: first i tried the viral sings a song sounds like she singin, i was so nervous but it was so good you guys and literally packed with protein

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

*silver jews voice* sometimes a puppy takes a nap

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

being a therapist that works in community is difficult because I can’t **** ***** ******* ****** ** *** anymore

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

conjunction junction, extreme unction

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

joining the war on protein on the side of having sex with your mother

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

this memorial day eve don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for the unknown soldier

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

*slaps hood of a child in a stroller* this baby can fit soooooo much into their sexual unconscious

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

i took her to my penthouse and she said “wait i thought we were going to temptation island season two”

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026

we all know I have no life, so:

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)

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august-yay.bsky.social @august-yay.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Me when im normal

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I’ll take you to funkytown but just to drop you off. I’ll pick you up at the end of summer and u can tell me how it went

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

just announced kyle rittenhouse is gonna be in castration movie 3

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

she’s such a nice guy, she’d give you the pants off her dick

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Harpy @harpsicorpse.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

The cards see all.

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

*bart simpson writing on the chalkboard* chicken over rice from the halal cart is not “bowlslop”

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

purge columbo where he’s investigating whether or not the murder occurred during purge hours

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

*getting broken up with from an urgent care waiting room* this is a conversation between you and me - you leave my dad’s goomad out of this

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I piss all over Americans on the social media sites but I have to admit there are fucktonnes of Americans I rate highly and you can guarantee as their country slides into the sea that a bunch of people are going to punch cops and other sick shit

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

the FBI sent me a letter telling me there are hot milfs in my area who need my bank account details in order to finish

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I heard she/her pussy is making a comeback

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

transmisandry is IN for 2026!!!! this account is not 🙅🏼 a safe space for men and mascs. my bed is tho

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

sick album cover

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

*my hematite yoni egg falls out and shatters all over the floor at your office holiday party* ummmm so I just did a thing….

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

rigid definitions of lesbianism are IN for 2026. if you’ve ever used a tampon you’re ripping the culture from its historical and structural position

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

last christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day I died from severe blood loss

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred buttholes. i am unaware of alternative means of time measurement. how do You do it

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

at the used craft resource exchange trying to find the fourth hole

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

need someone to shoot me with the staple gun that makes you normal

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

just take that old butthole off the shelf. I said I’ll lick that butthole by myself. today’s music ain’t got the same hole. I want that old time cock and balls

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

i took her to my penthouse and i beefed it :/

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

please bro. cmon please just read the power broker: robert moses and the fall of new york( 1974) bro. please i stg it's only 1300+ pages bro

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

boss makes a million, I make a dollar, that’s why I spend company time in a collar

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old fustic/em @businessgoth.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

also we did a quick and dirty recording of our song about the @phillies.com charmschoollooks.bandcamp.com/track/maybe-...

charmschoollooks.bandcamp.com

Maybe the Boys (Go Phils), by Charm School Looks

track by Charm School Looks

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

an offering for @nogodsnomayors.com in which robert moses and fiorello laguardia, who barely washed their dicks, continue to explore and nurture their physical relationship in the offices of the triborough bridge and tunnel authority.

lizziejobella.bandcamp.com

the ballad of bobbie and fio, by Lizzie Jo Bella

1 track album

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

sweet dreams are made of deez nuts. who am i to disagreez nuts. i travelled the world and the seven seez nuts. everybody’s looking for something

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

statistically unlikely that *everybody* s’got a hungry heart

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lizzie jo bella @lizziejobella.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

posting is good for you actually. it is the same thing as women’s multivitamins and that one study that says dancing is more effective at treating depression than SSRIs

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