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Lizarman

@lizarman.bsky.social
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Just a 37yo I.T. nerd Mature account, minors D.N.I.

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𝘼 𝙉 𝙄 𝙉 𝙊 @anino-x.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A sanctuary of quiet breaths and intertwined dreams.
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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 17h
The republican ideology is one burdened by the consciousness of guilt. Every movement a rationalization, every projection a confession, every project an insecurity.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Minotaur Hotel Workshop @minohotel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three little creatures, and not even a single brain cell between them. As God intended.
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
American work culture really is something
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gnightfellowship.bsky.social @gnightfellowship.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September Progress Report: subscribestar.art/posts/2671408
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 28/09/2026
if you don't support this movie the lesson Dreamworks is going to learn is that we need 12 more Boss Babies
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PissTake Peg 😏 @partnumber2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😎
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douando @douand0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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SketchyJagger @sketchyjagger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A fox reaches out to a dove with their finger, a few feathers fluttering in the air

The caption behind reads:
"Tell your friends you love them
Before it's too late

It doesn't take a grand gesture
Or a lot of time

And just maybe, the world can be a little 
less lonelier with you"
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Negy @negy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zebra boi warning his predators he has more than they can chew. As always support my work on www.patreon.com/negg uwu
A zebra de gor captured by a lion and a hyena.
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idolater @idolaterinc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
blue wanted elker and hartley frotting so you're getting elker and hartley frotting
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@jackiandaspen performs an operatic duet together. 🦜🎶🎙️ "Just two highly trained musicians performing Queen of the Night together. One of us has a music degree; The other one poops on me." #bird #music #opera #talent
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lykanthrope @lykanthrope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Autumn is here! Time to get #kinktober out from under the floorboards. If you’d like to participate, comment with your references/short description, and which ever number(s) suit your fancy. Each kink gets drawn once, but the doors stay open until the 31st. (smol important edit: numberS + alt text)
Kinktober
1 Hyper Cock, 2 Fuck Machine, 3 Sheath Play, 4 Ghost Hands, 5 Knotting, 6 Body Possession 7 Cursed books, 8 Coming in Pants, 9 Muscle Growth, 10 Jockstrap Thief, 11 Small Top Big Bottom, 12 Gooning, 13 Slime Cube, 14 In Flagrante Delicto, 15 Nipple Play, 16 Musky, 17 Prostate Massage, 18 Wall Mounted, 19 Condom Filling, 20 Self Cest, 21 Big Top Small Bottom, 22 Oviposition, 23 Shibari, 24 Tentacles, 25 Mpreg, 26 Were TF, 27 Cumflation, 28 Breathe Play, 29 Aphrodisiacs, 30 Religion Kink, 31 Medical Mapractice
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✨🐯BIKO丸🦁✨ @urabiko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐺💦
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight's full moon begs the question... Do wolves howl at the moon? 🌕🐺 It turns out scientists have found no correlation between wolves and the full moon, except perhaps an increase in overall activity on brighter nights. So, what exactly do wolves howl at? Learn more: ow.ly/EMAx50ZRzfO
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Sisco Polaris @siscopolaris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because no pervert ever used cute toys to hide abuse
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Sisco Polaris @siscopolaris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guide to UK wide political parties Vote Green if you want to prevent climate change and promote minority rights Vote Labour/Lib-dem if you want to maintain the status quo/ slow decline Vote Tory to make things worse Vote Reform for slow genocide of immigrants and lgbt Vote Restore to do so faster
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 26/09/2026
Well yes, but there's no reason I can't do it again. Title: Game of Life Genre: uh... magical realism I guess? Word Count: 94303 Funniest Moment: Game infiltrates a renaissance masquerade, but gets distracted by how damn good the costume looks on him. 🔗: doppelfoxxpublishing.com/products/gam...
Cover of Game of Life by Rob MacWolf and Alex Vance.
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 25/09/2026
“When my plane hits turbulence, I'm not like, oh my God, I hope the pilot's never been pegged by the fox from Zootopia.”
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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肉 rou @radcanine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mega (se)X
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Uncle Tuki @mastertuki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
El vídeo tampoco es mío, pero por esa misma razón tenéis los créditos por todos lados. Ese hombre es maravilloso y me lo paso genial con sus vídeos.
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Uncle Tuki @mastertuki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Por favor, difundid lo máximo posible. No es mía pero me da mucha penita. Independiente de lo irresponsable que sea la dueña, cuyo debate dejaremos para mañana. #difusion #perros #perrosperdidos #perrosextraviados
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, it's just CRAZY to suggest that Donald Trump is so insane he would want to force his name on a building associated with another president who was assassinated, right? #KennedyCenter
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Squeakuel
4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on.  When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"
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Amethyst Mare - COMMISSIONS OPEN 🏳️‍🌈➡️ Furcation @amethystmare.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The "female slop" draws your artwork, writes your stories, creates your fursuits and much, much more. Get over yourself. Misogyny is a gross look, whether you're straight or gay or bi or other.
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Dango ⚡🔞 @dangoshiu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💫
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
imagine if it happens on tv
3 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams “YEAHHHH!”

Panel 2: 
A new guy walks into shot from the left and says “You guys watching football?”
A guy in crowd answers “Nope”

Panel 3:
The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams “OH FUCK YEAH”
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Jordi Planellas @jplanellas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bon dia instagramers!! a l'acudit d'avui del @diariandorra, dimissió #acudit #planellades #diariandorra #humor #humorgrafic #actualitat #andorra #ninotaire
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Uncle Tuki @mastertuki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spyro the Dragon. I mean: Yoshi's Island will always have a place in my heart, but Spyro showed me my first true "open world" in a way I never imagined. And it defined me in my art and in my way to colour my drawings: always chaotic, full of light. So yeah, Spyro the Dragon was the OMG game.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Uncle Tuki @mastertuki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lo de Wolverine demuestra que la industria periodística videojueguil está en sus horas más bajas. Es impensable que ningún analista se diera cuenta de todos y cada uno de los errores que tiene el juego, desde la jugabilidad hasta las animaciones, pasando por el sonido. Improbable.
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Espuki Fonzu | COMMS OPEN @fonzu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 16/09/2026
Apparently it's "government should run like a business" until the government runs a business that undercuts other businesses, a thing businesses are supposed to do, and then suddenly the lawsuits come out.
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Therdeo Ryſs🔞 @therdeorys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
«And there, where ye were to see an eagle fucking a snake in a gay cruising area, ye shall build your city» — 100% true quote by Hernando de Alvarado Tezozómoc, Mexicáyotl Chronicles ——— WOOOOH I FINISHED THIS ON TIMEEE, HAPPY INDEPENDENCESMASS! ¡¡VIVA MÉXICO!! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🌮🥑🤠🌶🌵🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 t.me/therdeorys/2...
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Uncle Tuki @mastertuki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Entre los despidos, la pérdida de Kojima, la anulación del físico, el cierre de estudios japoneses y ahora el caso de Wolverine, está quedando una Sony Computer chulísima. Se les ha subido a la cabeza a un nivel que ya no alcanza nadie.
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Aspen will go on sinning so that faith may increase @radioaspen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
furry fandom doesn't respect writers, news at 11 I guess
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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Luis @gonzalez58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
La hostia se ha escuchado en Sebastopol 😂
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please.
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs
As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners
- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative
sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
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Sisco Polaris @siscopolaris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
when your dwarf lord goes fucking insane demanding you create floodgates out of platinum every five seconds, you make a small level marked only for them, link it to a drawbridge that will also smash the block next to the level and give the order to pull. It's a simple solution to a crazy rich guy.
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Valentine 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷🐇 @bunnybelmont.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
before any of you freak out, let this bunny remind you that fortnite has gone full AI for a while now, and the ceo of epic (tim sweeney) fired his staff for it, and has zero shame in it i stopped playing this game a very long time ago, and you can and should too. don’t give in
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AwareBear @awarebear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Page 43 of comic. I forgot to update here. I post this comic on Patreon and FurAffinity, and it's also easier to read on those sites, too.
a one page sequence showing the torso elongation portion of a werewolf transformation
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Lissanna @lissanna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Find this tent outside the convention center for your union support pins at Blizzcon!
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idolater @idolaterinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
POKEMON VENTS: "ugh i'm so mad i accidentally reset on a shiny charmander :///" POKEMON VAGUES: "so is everyone just going to keep following the -------- ---- guy lol"
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the courtroom scene from 'the drumhead' is what everyone talks about, but the concluding epilogue really feels like it’s reaching out across time from 1991
2 screens from Star Trek: The Next Generation's 'The Drumhead' (S4E21). Worf and Picard are standing in the observation lounge, the captain is staring out the windows contemplatively.
Worf: It is over. Admiral Henry has called an end to any more hearings on this matter. Admiral Satie has left the Enterprise.
Picard: We think we've come so far. The torture of heretics, the burning of witches, it's all ancient history. Then, before you can blink an eye, it suddenly threatens to start all over again.2 screens from TNG 'The Drumhead'
Worf: I believed her. I helped her. I did not see what she was.
Picard: Mr. Worf, villains who twirl their mustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.3 screens from TNG 'The Drumhead'
Worf: I think after yesterday, people will not be as ready to trust her. 
Picard: Maybe. But she, or someone like her, will always be with us, waiting for the right climate in which to flourish, spreading fear in the name of righteousness.
Picard: Vigilance, Mr. Worf, that is the price we have to continually pay.
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