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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

tbh if you're having a kid on purpose in 2026 something IS wrong with you. read the room. maybe don't curse a baby like that.

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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 23/08/2026

even good intentions ostracize me

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Padabana @padabana.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Great news you guys, I’m a boot they now, apparently

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

they can put more fucking bubbles in the soda and i know it. stop under carbonating the soda. i want it to look like a witch's cauldron when i break the seal and i want it to be fighting back the whole way down.

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

would you jerk off for one thousand dollars

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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 24/07/2026

the best part of summer is when the evenings start getting to be 60 degrees again and then it fucks clean off and we get to the good half of the year instead of shitty swampass bugswarm season #Fuck #you

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

they'd all be gone in a matter of hours

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

someone needs to turn breaking flock cameras into a tiktok challenge or something so then every 15-25 does it

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

i'm really glad that there's rocks that you have to eat or else you die

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kren @kren.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

incredibly compelling strip club sign promises to awaken the little-known fifth sense: tonch

sign outside a strip club in Athens:
"see
smell
taste
tonch
hear"

tonch❤️

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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

h-o-t-d-o-g-o you can take hot dog to go

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

what other animals besides hamsters have a silver thread situation that fates them to die gruesomely or comedically? i think mice are pretty close.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026

losing an election so bad you start farting around everywhere

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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 10/06/2026

when i'm calling with someone and they ask me to screen share and then actually watch the screen share and comment on what i'm doing that shit is better than sex

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

why do we keep electing presidents who are named after airports.

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erunda🔞 slots full! @erunda.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Happy late birthday Teto!!

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

guy named "Korn" has four reservations at my hotel today.

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Love my cursor. Addicted to shaking it until large!

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

giving my laptop a headmate. it's ok to do that with linux. also they don't call it dualbooting anymore because of woke

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mushroom eater @lizardrancher.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

i opened the trash can to see it was mostly empty, closed it, walked away a little and thought "was that gta 6" so i turn back to look again and lo and behold. gta 6 coming 2025.

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