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cheffity chef chef

@littlecheflos.bsky.social
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labor and employment attorney / dancer / grandma hobbyist and home chef / fantasy romance enthusiast / ratatouille stan / cottagecore cambrophile / spoonie / chicagoan

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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 2h
she’s done!!! love how the scent blend turned out and I might need to figure out where to get a copy of this print in the shop
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 7h
griffin: “oh no! not the ambulance at Costco!” me: “Emergency! At the Costco is just the elder millennial version of Panic! At the Disco”
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 12h
Had the best time at Spark Scent Collective last night manifesting, blending candles, and sipping delicious cocktails with my bestie 🥰🍂🕯️🔮
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 22h
My taste in women:
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 22h
WHAT IF THEY MADE OUT (WHO SAID THAT!!!!)
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fall festival first, spooky candle making & cocktails with the girlies later.
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
people have been speculating that the Scottish Gaelic translation of the dragon name will be our signet soooo if that stands my signet will be fire bc Iothao means “corn-kiln” lol
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the front room is entirely haunted mansion themed. I ordered some black candelabras and black taper candles for the table for extra flair 👻
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Halloween decor is up, and I am so happy 👻
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uhhhh the office of religious affairs???? How the HELL is that constitutional!????
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey so fuck my life.
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the year of our lord 2026 if you’re complaining about not having money for a necessity while continuing to throw money away on cigarettes… I got nothing for ya.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Real fuckin’ rude that I’m not sipping a latte in Edinburgh to welcome October, just saying.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2026
'Autumn' entered English in the 1300s. "The fall of the leaves" was shortened to 'fall' in the 1600s.
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A vampire who isn't Dracula... #grickledoodle #vampire #horror
A cartoon illustration of a bald vampire shepherds a flock of ghosts back to his castle away from stormy weather. Caption reads "It was time to get the flock back to the castle."
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY THRESHING DAY I BONDED A RED ON THE FIRST TRY!!! 🤭
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just giving Mister Jost more fantastic SNL material lmao
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me, hitting my hours for september at 7:24 PM on the last day of the month:
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Exhausted Spongebob Cheers
ALT: Exhausted Spongebob Cheers
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guys Patagonia is giving $100 discount codes rn if you encourage folks to vote…. 👀 I used mine to get the literal LAST tinned fish sampler on their website 🤭🐟
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m howling at WGN showing “my sister had a baby, and I took it over….” 😂
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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some of you candy corn haters have just never had it served correctly.
Plastic container of peanuts and candy corn.
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I relate to the man in Texas who drove his car into Kroger bc he had to pee
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s fit 😌😌
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eating today to secure the Christmas reservation 🤭
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need more kid-free spaces. I’ll pay extra. Just give them to me, please.
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My 11-year old niece just said I have rich auntie energy. HELL YES I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes, I *am* that white woman neighbor.
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guys I hate to admit it but I’m exactly the target audience for magicians. flabbers my ghasts every time
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not usually a pet nat fan but this bottle from my favourite farm in Michigan FUCKS
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Exhausted, but so glad I made it to dance tonight. 🩰🎧
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
neighbourhood babies!!!!!
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brain iz soup.
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Experienced all three during mediation yesterday as OC played games whilst trying to litigate the facts instead of ya know, trying to resolve 🤦🏻‍♀️
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wore my Elle Woods suit for mediation today 🤭 leaving the office at 6:45 ain’t so bad when I get into my new car and it’s glowing pink waiting for me 💞
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
7 years since the easiest “yes.” 🤍💍
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gosh dernit I love Chicago. yes, that is a taxidermy raccoon with nipple covers and a thong on a pole.
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Womp, was going to go apple picking today but Chicago weather had other plans :(
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, 1 PM Friday deposition should be illegal.
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Went to the dentist today and dear god my teeth hurt after all that poking & prodding
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*cue SpongeBob voice* 30 minutes later…. 4995 people ahead of me
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Currently fighting for my life in the London ticketmaster queue, HBU!!!!
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this has me HOWLING, I love hilarious internet strangers
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oops I did it again 🤭☘️🇮🇪 (we then bought pit tickets for the next day LMAO)
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Daddy’s genetics really said “copy, paste.”
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thank GOD my Botox appt is tomorrow, my jaw has been absolutely killing me
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh. my. God. my mom just posted this picture on Facebook. thirteen years ago…. the tan, square neon acrylic nails, and long hair are KILLING me…. YIKES! also thank god I actually became a happy person and my smiles now look joyful and not forced
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🕯️I will get my desired harry tickets 🕯️
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cheffity chef chef @littlecheflos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we literally have an ethical, and sometimes explicitly ordered, obligation to verify citations from AI. even if someone “knows how to use LLMs for research” by your standards. don’t be daft.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It sounds like you just hate lawyers & aren’t willing to engage seriously with what their job entails. Your type thinks you know everyone else’s job better than they do. Zero humility or self-awareness.
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