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Ashley

@briefslayer.bsky.social
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Energy lawyer. Give me a beach, a colorful drink, my wife’s hand, and I’m all set. In love with my wife, @conster3.bsky.social She/her. Personal account/views. 📍 Orange, CA

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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 5h
My lady ( @conster3.bsky.social ) does not miss 🤌🏼
Ground chicken gyro style topped with red onion slices, tzatziki, rice, sliced cucumber, and grilled tomato.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 9h
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 10h
Baseball is amazing.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 10h
He is beneath that office. Such a shame.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 10h
Every Pete Hegseth speech just sounds like the worst kid in middle school fell asleep watching Patton and forgot he had to give a book report in English class the next day
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10h
“cowboys” here really reminds me of a brilliant post I saw on Twitter that I’ve never stopped thinking about, which is how the manosphere brand of toxic patriarchy isn’t about MEN, it’s about BOYS. everything is a 12-year-old’s fantasy. Pete is playing G.I. Joe on a trillion-dollar budget
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10h
we're going to have to do so much to get our military back to a force that can actually fight instead of justifying pete hegseth's male inadequacy issues
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 10h
This aligns exactly with what we know about noncitizen voting; it is extremely rare (9 noncitizen votes in MN out of 3,253,920 in the 2024 election, or 0.0002%), and when it occurs it’s most often green card holders who were mistakenly told they could vote (none of these people are undocumented).
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 13h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 12h
Sure I’ve saved my clients billions, solved complex problems with foreign governments, become the go-to person for outside-the-box arguments, made my clients felt loved, heard, and seen—but anyone can do that. Finding the error that won’t get you dragged on social media? Now that’s something special
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 13h
The best part was sharing this with someone who met me with contempt and said, “that’s what you’re proud of today? That you caught a typo?” It’s wild how people who claim to love you feel it’s okay to put you down. Anyway, we all deserve better, and it’s okay to say I don’t need this in my life.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 13h
This one time I felt incredibly proud of myself that I was the only one in a long line of reviewers who caught a similar misspelling of United States. My thinking was that I didn’t want the public to go, “they can’t even do that?” And it’s an easy error because the spellcheck won’t catch it.
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NPR @npr.org · 29/09/2026
Jaimie Bethea, a 21-year-old mass communication specialist, had been deployed on the USS Fort Lauderdale for more than 11 months. She died by suicide in June. n.pr/4hTdlIv
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A young sailor died by suicide. Her family blames health care gaps and long deployment
Jaimie Bethea, a 21-year-old mass communication specialist, had been deployed on the USS Fort Lauderdale for more than 11 months. She died by suicide in June.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kash Patel should resign in disgrace. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
Ciaran Martin, the former head of Britain’s cyberdefense agency, said the F.B.I. hack likely had “huge impact on the operational capability” of the bureau and could rank as one of the most consequential data breaches in history — graver even than the Office of Personnel Management burglary.

“Losing the data on 20 million federal employees to the Chinese was bad,” Mr. Martin said. “But you knew the Chinese weren’t going to sell or publish it.”
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The hottest ‘za in town.
Pizza
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pride and Prejudicer 2 Pride 2 Prejudice Pride and Prejudice - Tokyo Drift
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🍂Fall🍂
Cider flights
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this shows how monumentally stupid JD Vance is, that he walked right into that. Anyone with any clue could have seen that set-up a mile away.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My continued take on this is that they are not lonely enough.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s increasingly alarming that the tech/AI push is basically dudes trying to find ways to get sex.
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Happy213 @happy213.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Los Angeles 👇👇
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump’s just discovered the concept of population growth.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
More people working in the United States right now than at any point in the History of our Country! President DJT
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 27/09/2026
Yeah before I got it I could not complete a task or really function in society. And then they gave me these pills that allow me to do both those things.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 26/09/2026
And how did that work out?
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need more kid-free spaces. I’ll pay extra. Just give them to me, please.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Oh you guys wear matching shoes. Are you life-long friends?” 🙄🙄🙄 No. Excuse you, we are married.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First stop 🥰
Two glasses of wine.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#GameDay
An OSU coffee mug and a UCLA coffee mug.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only reasonable reading.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday, @stevevladeck.bsky.social! I hope it’s a lovely one.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My heart 🥹
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It depends on the destination.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s our dating anniversary weekend, and my goodness I’m so lucky to have @conster3.bsky.social as my forever date. She’s such a wonderful person—kind, loving, supporting, and understanding. She makes me a better person and has helped me grow in ways I didn’t know possible. I love you, baby 😘.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Resy is just as ready as I am for Birthday Month™️
Email from Resy showing the subject line partially mentioning that my birthday is only a few weeks away and asking if I’m ready to start planning.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A friend just went through a breakup, and it’s so annoying when people act unreasonable because they can’t manage their own feelings. It’s validating, sure. But that doesn’t make it any less annoying.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been told before that I’m too generous giving people the benefit of the doubt—this is why I think it’s worth it.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 26/09/2026
It’s always silly when judges insist that they are magically nonpartisan and have no political beliefs, but it’s especially funny when you have a long track record of saying things like “ANY REPUBLICAN IS BETTER THAN ANY DEMOCRAT” (all caps in original)
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Trump Nominee: For Ethical Reasons, I Cannot Discuss the Time I Called Biden a “Great National Nightmare”
Lots of judges are Republicans. Not all of them are this loud about it.
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migas7.bsky.social @migas7.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Real Stories - not the GOP’s.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really wish all the media would band together and do the right thing.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
~✨Good Morning✨~ Be well & love one another.🤍 #natureheals #kindnessmatters #mentalhealthmatters #Pinks
The Exit Theory
you don't owe anyone an explanation for choosing peace. If it drains your spirit or dims your light, you're allowed to leave. Walking away isn't weakness - it's self-respect. You don't need permission to protect your energy.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is so true it hurts. I miss life before all of this nonsense.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OOO 😅
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This tracks.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love getting my nails done with my wife. Top tier wlw experience.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely not.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is part of the challenge with the AI discussion—when people say “AI” they could either be referring to the summary provided by your Google search or a super powerful AI agent that will stop at nothing to get a specific result. There are different versions, capabilities, etc. But the discussion
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would do some unspeakable things for a breakfast burrito right now.
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My unpopular take is that I wouldn’t mind this at all unless it was an alcoholic drink. Sometimes I feel people care too much about presentation and less about whether someone can get the job done and be a good fit.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes please
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Laura Lee @lauraleeactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey @apnews.com It seems like journalistic malpractice to write an article about this without mentioning the fact that the current administration fired a whole slew of people whose job it was to keep food safe. www.foodnavigator.com/Article/2026...
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Trump purge at FDA and USDA triggers food safety ‘brain drain’
Nearly 250,000 federal jobs have been cut under Trump, stripping staff from FDA, USDA and HHS and raising concerns about food safety, inspections and oversight.
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