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Litliper

@litliper.bsky.social
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Just some guy from Iceland. Liverpool fan. TV and movie buff. Socialist.

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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 14h
Being Icelandic I can very much confirm that all of us are listening to the wind right now.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why on earth would one bother with the UEFA Nations league when you have these darts and NFL Redzone
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No notes
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
ALT: Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
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TheCenci @thecenci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He slipped on his fucking arse And it was all a moot point anyway due to a No Winners season brought on by financial irregularities.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
ALT: Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026
You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Financial services"
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Justin Wells @rollsonshabbos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Andy Robertson on the Overlap described the feeling that the club in the wake of Diogo’s death, in particular that the returning players had lost their edge and it made it really hard on the newer players to settle. Think we need to really heed the “everyone gets a clean slate” approach.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really hope Bayern offer us a fair amount for Wirtz as soon as possible
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not with a bang but...
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI to become sentient within a year. We all die
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your mom is going places
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 14/09/2026
liverpool hired an obsessive pressing philosophy coach for a side that hadn't done anything like that in two years, with known holes in the squad. of course it was going to have some teething problems. stress out if there hasn't been clear progress by the end of the season.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Camera angle is confusing us there
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hull the best team in Europe now so credit to Chelsea for only being 1-2 down
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hull for the title
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's easy to say "we all gotta be patient" and then you're watching the game and try to be patient.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not great so far
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incredible sentence.
Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 08/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Routine reminder that Bhattacharya is an economics researcher who has never practiced medicine and whose best known publication is overtly fraudulent. He has never done infectious disease research and has never treated a single virus or infection in his entire career. He’s likely never seen measles.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And being able to enjoy the rest of the weekends games knowing you've already won.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
shit goalkeeping though
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's why we bought him
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I never really believe we'll win anymore. Shite to feel that way.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nah
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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@elonmusk • 8h
Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
Elon Musk

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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not everything is anal sex Rob
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Think Arsenal will break 90 points this season
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jebb. Miðað við ekki nógu góðar tölur í RVK og hvaðan tölurnar eiga eftir að koma utan að landi. En stærsta spurningarmerkið er samt Kraginn þar sem fyrstu tölur sögðu okkur ekkert.
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tóku bara jafnstóra bunka úr já og nei og tilkynntu tölur
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In conclusion...we just don't know
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well that's...something
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oooff
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Deep down we all knew that Hull would win the league.
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