Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Goalkeepers are broadly going to have a higher pay expectation after this World Cup. 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I hope there's a Jewish rapper from Wisconsin named Miller Kike 000
Reposted by Literate Corvetterax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22/11/2025if you pronounce Shoegaze to rhyme with Fugazi then buddy you are two fifths of the way to a limerick that will get your ass kicked by every kind of sadsack bald person 2344629
Reposted by Literate CorvetteBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon) 322661387
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 09/10/2025One thing about being old and single is I don't feel like any of my problems are worth mentioning. Do people go to therapy to talk about their inane shit? 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Fat white guy with a beard and captain hat, what is it that you know about life that I will never? 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Spitting is an ejection but punching is ok apparently 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Yeah duh it's all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Sao Paulo. It'd be all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Los Angeles too. 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The date went ok but if I'm being honest her moves weren't that raw 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Where are the hot babes I don't care about this girl Or her bad music A haiku about Coyote Ugly 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 23/08/2025wait so all this talk about Cracker Barrel is just because they took the cracker and the barrel off of the logo? 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I still think it would be a little tricky to shoot a fish in a barrel, depending how many fish were in there. 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 16/08/2025This next song is called "everybody in this bar appears to be white" 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I just saw a bald guy in regular suspenders not braces probably from a wedding and it was like seeing a tanuki 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Do WWE fans cross their arms when getting head or 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 12/08/2025"crabs in a bucket" is a weird saying if the goal is for the crabs to be out of the bucket, I'm less interested in blaming the other crabs when the problem is the bucket existing and the people who put the crabs into it the crabs aren't naturally in buckets 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The modern Internet has me dating "this feels like none of my business" to a lot of people about a lot of things 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Why the fuck does ophiuchus have an emoji? We gotta entertain fake space racism plus the extra fake sign too? 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 21/07/2025It's the little things in life that make it all so much worse 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 18/07/2025My main takeaway from this #Astronomer situation: More proof that HR is on the boss's side, not yours. 000
Reposted by Literate CorvetteMother Jones @motherjones.com · 18/07/2025Why Colbert's cancellation marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at largemotherjones.comColbert's cancellation is a dark warningCBS's decision marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at large. 1300247167471
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 10/07/2025my internal monologue has a much different accent than my speaking voice 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 29/06/2025My Catholic guilt can be so strong that I feel like a bad person for trying to be a good person. Who do I think I am, a Norman Rockwell painting? Like writing a Get Well Soon card to someone hospitalized because I beat them up, except as a personality in relation to my entire life and the world. 000
Reposted by Literate CorvetteMatthew Vinge @mvinge.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Politicians hide themselves away. They only started the war. Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor. Time will tell on their power minds. Making war just for fun, Treating people just like pawns in chess, Wait 'till their judgment day comes... - Ozzy Osbourne, "War Pigs" 26384291904
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 19/06/2025So Google Pixel just added a MySpace top 8 to my phone? 000
Reposted by Literate CorvetteMauiPat @ancientactivist.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Trump sent the aging Nimitz to the area of conflict along with 5,000 ship's personnel. The idea is for Netanyahu to blow up the ship and blame Iran. Innocent lives will be lost in trump's quest for power. 011
Reposted by Literate CorvetteDavid Hollingsworth 🏳️🌈 @daveyh39.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The beautiful Breonna Taylor should have celebrated her 32nd birthday today. Never forget her. ❤️🕊️ 11870151159
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Am I tripping or does everyone pronounce "doge" wrongly? Wasn't the original shiba inu thing a Japanese eye dialect spelling of "doggy"? 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Just saw a disabled plate "L7L1" and the lumbar discs only go up to 5 so I think this person is calling their L1 a loser 😅🔳 000
Reposted by Literate Corvetterax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/05/2025yoga teacher always greets me with a fist bump which i liked well enough until i saw him greet someone else with a hug just now. not to be the crusty uncle at the family barbecue but where’s my hug 153355
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Everybody under 50 without kids is just waiting for our parents to die so we won't feel too bad when we kill ourselves, right? 000
Reposted by Literate CorvetteJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Friend Fran Rutkovsky posted these lovely armadillo photos from her yard in Tallahassee. Armadillos *love* water and will take hilarious baths. 1055270798
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 21/05/2025:: record scratch :: [ freeze frame ] That's me. In the corner. You're probably wondering how I lost my religion. 010
