Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Goalkeepers are broadly going to have a higher pay expectation after this World Cup. 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I hope there's a Jewish rapper from Wisconsin named Miller Kike 000
Reposted by Literate Corvetterax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22/11/2025if you pronounce Shoegaze to rhyme with Fugazi then buddy you are two fifths of the way to a limerick that will get your ass kicked by every kind of sadsack bald person 2344629
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 15/11/2025The Beatles made music for people who ought to be bullied. 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 15/11/2025One problem with wealth is that stupid people may not ever realize they are stupid 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 10/11/2025…isn't the purpose of "sex work is work" to dispel judgment of sex workers for how they make money? That's what he said. He clearly only said the Christian part because it's evangelicals who would try to make a big deal about it and it diffuses the Christian morality argument before they make it. 110
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Isn't that… what this says but less bumper stickery? 100
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Y'all do realize that time itself is not affected by this, right? They're just numbers. 100
Reposted by Literate CorvetteBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon) 322661387
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 09/10/2025One thing about being old and single is I don't feel like any of my problems are worth mentioning. Do people go to therapy to talk about their inane shit? 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Fat white guy with a beard and captain hat, what is it that you know about life that I will never? 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Spitting is an ejection but punching is ok apparently 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Yeah duh it's all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Sao Paulo. It'd be all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Los Angeles too. 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The date went ok but if I'm being honest her moves weren't that raw 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Where are the hot babes I don't care about this girl Or her bad music A haiku about Coyote Ugly 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 23/08/2025wait so all this talk about Cracker Barrel is just because they took the cracker and the barrel off of the logo? 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I still think it would be a little tricky to shoot a fish in a barrel, depending how many fish were in there. 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I think my biggest takeaway from living in the US during that pandemic was that freedom is overrated. Compliance should have been compulsory. 281
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 16/08/2025This next song is called "everybody in this bar appears to be white" 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I just saw a bald guy in regular suspenders not braces probably from a wedding and it was like seeing a tanuki 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 13/08/2025media.tenor.comtwo men shaking hands on a poster that says mahaALT: two men shaking hands on a poster that says maha 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Do WWE fans cross their arms when getting head or 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 12/08/2025"crabs in a bucket" is a weird saying if the goal is for the crabs to be out of the bucket, I'm less interested in blaming the other crabs when the problem is the bucket existing and the people who put the crabs into it the crabs aren't naturally in buckets 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 04/08/2025That's what the ethnic minorities are for. 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Hey now you're gonna lose the big tent with this radical socialist idealism 020
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The modern Internet has me dating "this feels like none of my business" to a lot of people about a lot of things 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 31/07/2025You're giving Americans far too much credit. People in this country are both stupid and malicious. 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Why the fuck does ophiuchus have an emoji? We gotta entertain fake space racism plus the extra fake sign too? 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 24/07/2025stuff that's been steadily increasing since the Patriot Act regardless of president 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 21/07/2025It's the little things in life that make it all so much worse 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 18/07/2025"Did you know that, to Israel, it's punishable by death to be Palestinian?" 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 18/07/2025My main takeaway from this #Astronomer situation: More proof that HR is on the boss's side, not yours. 000
Reposted by Literate CorvetteMother Jones @motherjones.com · 18/07/2025Why Colbert's cancellation marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at largemotherjones.comColbert's cancellation is a dark warningCBS's decision marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at large. 1300247167471
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 10/07/2025my internal monologue has a much different accent than my speaking voice 000
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Charity should not exist. Demand more from your civilizational structure. 010
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 29/06/2025My Catholic guilt can be so strong that I feel like a bad person for trying to be a good person. Who do I think I am, a Norman Rockwell painting? Like writing a Get Well Soon card to someone hospitalized because I beat them up, except as a personality in relation to my entire life and the world. 000
Reposted by Literate CorvetteMatthew Vinge @mvinge.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Politicians hide themselves away. They only started the war. Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor. Time will tell on their power minds. Making war just for fun, Treating people just like pawns in chess, Wait 'till their judgment day comes... - Ozzy Osbourne, "War Pigs" 26384291904
Literate Corvette @literatecorvette.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It was widely reported when he died in December 2001 in Tora Bora. The US just wasn't done usurping Afghanistan so we said we didn't believe it and kept going another decade after the trail went cold. Then bombed a house less than a mile from a military base in allied Pakistan claiming he was in it 200
