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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon)

@literallyjustapokemon.online
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34 cycles | transexual pokemon “some kind of deceptively small goddess of nightmares” I WILL talk about blood and needles. fair warning. NSFW | MDNI | no pfp = bloc banner: OC; Orions Sword

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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 25/04/2026
you are small. you are fragile. you are improbable. and you are enough.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 27/03/2026
never thought I'd say it but if this ends in a crusade I might tentatively cheer on the catholics
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ Hunter Schafer appears in a Prada ad 🏳️‍⚧️ Right-wing men: finally, they're putting hot women in ads again!
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Eziana @eziana.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
SECTOR ://EXTRACTS Chapter 2 posted! This one actually gives you a little bit instead of just being a tease 😅 www.royalroad.com/fiction/1483... www.scribblehub.com/series/21118...
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SECTOR ://EXTRACTS
In a not-to-distant future, a breakthrough in technology revolutionizes the computing - with a catch: it can't be turned off. From research to video games, developers use this advanced technology and ...
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Eziana @eziana.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Can't believe I'm more nervous about putting this on AO3 than publishing it on KDP 😅 "Be kind, I'm new" archiveofourown.org/works/777374...
archiveofourown.org
Marked - Chapter 1 - Eziana - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 09/01/2026
the line that keeps going through my head and coloring my days recently has been: “I’m fine, but I’m not okay.” and…well….yeah.
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 05/01/2026
did you know that the average adult human body contains about 125,000 to 150,000 kcal?
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 03/01/2026
since i'm thinking about it again...might as well post about my current thoughts on *how* to make a nasal progesterone spray work. what it comes down to is a solubilization and permeation problem. progesterone is *not* water soluble and tho it *is* oil soluble, this is not an option. 1/?
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 01/01/2026
I did the thing. Took me long enough 😂 Would appreciate any feedback! But yeah, trigger warning - read the tags and description before jumping in. bsky.app/profile/ezia... @halfbakedrhymes.com - here ya go!
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 01/01/2026
if it drains me, defines me, and demands clarity…it’s a trap.
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 31/12/2025
this, but also hopefully it comes with less suicidal ideation
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 31/12/2025
is reading and thinking about suicide throughout history a good move? maybe! it's interesting at least.
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 30/12/2025
the microplastics in my brain are telling me to reread cixin liu books...
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’m such a lil stinker
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 27/12/2025
pissing
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 26/12/2025
why is it so tempting to repost things from my alt
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 26/12/2025
thinking about maybe finishing that screenplay finally...
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 26/12/2025
sometimes a girl just has to walk up to another girl and be like: 🥺 can I have a hug?
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 25/12/2025
“if he’s just…like…watching you all the time…you know “he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake” right? so he watches us fuck. right?” me, last night dictated but not read (I didn’t write this down until like 19 hours after the fact)
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 25/12/2025
oh! and merry thursday!
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 25/12/2025
happy lets-see-what-this-new-med-does-to-eevee day to those that celebrate
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 24/12/2025
y’all really be pulling the “GET CARED FOR BITCH” move, huh? (I love you. thank you. I love you.)
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 24/12/2025
ya girl passed the “does she need to be hospitalized” test once again!
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 21/12/2025
reverse plot twist: still tired (and, unfortunately, it’s not lack of sleep tired, and really it isn’t tired at all)
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 20/12/2025
im tired
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 20/12/2025
lifehack: the weirder u get, the more people start liking ur personality and enjoy your presence
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 20/12/2025
tfw you have to resubmit a FOIA request because of a tired brain making a silly mistake(sent it in to the county instead of the city)
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
IT'S AGAIN DON'T KILL YOURSELF FRIDAY.
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 19/12/2025
I made an alt for this :3
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 18/12/2025
sometimes i really want to say the most concerning things....and today is one of those days when i just might give in to the urge and do it.
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 17/12/2025
is there a version of dorley without the force fem?
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 17/12/2025
thinking fondly about learning LaTeX for a personal project just because of the possibility I might want to publish it in a journal...
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 14/12/2025
really should have given in to this urge...
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 13/12/2025
uhm. so yeah...i really oughta write that email to my psych 😂
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 13/12/2025
part of my brain keeps yelling mean things at me today :/
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 13/12/2025
apparently petsmart is doing free pictures of your pets with santa today and i can't stop wondering one thing.... is santa clicker trained?
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 12/12/2025
im eevee
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 10/12/2025
to be clear….I’ve only eaten raw chicken a few times and it wasn’t on purpose but my parents definitely should have sued at least one chain restaurant.
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 10/12/2025
eating raw chicken and petting cuddly bears…oh my!
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 09/12/2025
@willow.goodgirls.online refuses to feed me raw chicken 😔
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 09/12/2025
might give in to the urge to be a petty bitch today
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june $324/$1600 @juneever.green · 08/12/2025
giggle physics
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#TransSlumberParty! @transslumberparty.com · 05/12/2025
#TransSlumberParty returns! Back in its "fun-size" iteration, starting at 8pm EST! Come join @cpt.janey.gay for the one party you don't have to leave your couch for. 😁 Wanna join us? Just... 1. Be trans 2. DM us for the link! See y'all there! 🏳️‍⚧️😴🥳
An ad for tomorrow's TransSlumberParty with a purple background and pink stripes, featuring little images representing the hostess. Text: TRANS SLUMBER PARTY

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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 05/12/2025
might’ve dug my own grave at work by standing up in defense of our team against the owner…
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Ms. Willow Rae @willow.goodgirls.online · 04/12/2025
Seattle people: Where's the best place for me to go and have a Seattle dog?
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 04/12/2025
thinking back over my past relationships and it hit me. I’ve basically been free use in all of them. I dunno why it took this long to realize.
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 04/12/2025
real talk. SW is a more ethical and morally defensible business than uber, and the wrong one is targeted and oft criminalized.
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Ms. Willow Rae @willow.goodgirls.online · 04/12/2025
Awake at 4am so you're sending one of your partners all the flight information for the overnight package you're super excited about. Like "Here's the flight it took to get to the hub, and here's the flight it should be on to get to me. Let's see if things update the way they should"
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eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 03/12/2025
i should have a stipulation in my contract that says that "every time the owner says 'what would i do without eevee?'" i get a raise.
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