Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 12hTHE LITTLE SHIT DOODIED IN A FRESHLY CLEANED DRAWER OVER LUNCH. I set out the tempting bait of peanut butter and all of a sudden this mouse joins the League of Ungentlemanly Warfare. 080
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 12hApparently Voids are exempt from labor during Halloween months. I read the fine print. 030
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 13hFor my sake, I hope not! For the sake of my friends:static.klipy.comGladiator: Are You Not Entertained? - Russell CroweAlt: Gladiator: Are You Not Entertained? - Russell Crowe 130
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 16h"What were you doing when the committee called?" I was watching true crime and plucking eyebrows. 180
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 16hDo I also think that Sass Panther Security took care of the problem?static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay GatsbyAlt: GoodFellas Ray Liotta exaggerated laughing 2100
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 17hMousemageddon Day 3: no overnight doodies on the kitchen island or counters. Traps remain loaded. Is it possible my super deep cleaning and spritzing our mint-lavender-vinegar infusion everywhere has made the kitchen inhospitable? Maybe. Do in think the incursion is over? Oh no, my Precious. 1100
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mousemageddon Day 2: the little effer has found the traps based on evidence (aka doodie), but has not yet set them off. Soon. Soon. 1120
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She didn't actively hunt her first mouse until she was 18! Of course this happened when my mom was cat sitting and I never saw it. 010
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Kitchen cleaned, trapped, and de-spidered. Now I can eat my first meal since 9:30 am. 1130
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And the special "Black Cats Don't Work During Halloween Months" addendum. 000
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Reading the fine print reveals that Vermination Services cost two Churu daily. 010
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026THERE'S TWO OF THEM, AND THEY ARE NOT HAPPY I DISTURBED THEM. Box in its entirety is now outside. 190
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Time to have the Blade movies playing on Tubi whilst I do mighty battle with my mortal foe and deep clean the kitchen. 1100
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I really thought he was contracted for on-call verminator duties, but I need to read the fine print! 130
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Original evening plans: Bird Glamour. Revised evening plans: Mousemageddon. 1130
Reposted by Lisa Buckleyfranz @franzanth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hello, since Redbubble did me dirty (suspension without explanation while owing me money) let's experiment a little bit! If I've known you long enough not to abuse my work and you want a print/sticker/whatever from me, pay me what you want, I'll give you high resolution files. Try me! #Art #SciArt 12216117
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why is This Octopus Hitching a Ride on a Dolphin?nautil.usWhy is This Octopus Hitching a Ride on a Dolphin? - NautilusA quirky little climate change story 105013
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lunch today consisted of throwing all of the dishes towels into the wash and starting to deep clean...although it might as well be derp clean at this stage while the little effer is on the loose. 1120
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh my Owls, I know that pain! Rich took a pic of Maia watching a mouse eat from her food dish in our camper trailer. 110
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me: I swear to Owl I'm 5 minutes away from contracting rodent elimination services out to some vicious house chickens, as the cat is purely decorative at this point. Ash: It seems like I'm in a purrfect position to negotiate for an increase in my Churu payments. 3290
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ash seems to care not that I'm only having coffee for breakfast as said mouse doodied on the butter dish. I may be of rural stock and have 20+ years of field work under my belt, but in town the mice and their entourage are not welcome in my indoor areas. 1300
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My incandescent annoyance must be palpable across oceans of time: while we were gone over the weekend a mouse got into the house. Sass Panther Security is, of course, taking this rodent incursion very seriously right now. 4712
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I did a 7km dog walk followed by shopping in several stores before noticing that my shirt was on inside out. It was very obviously inside out...well, to everyone but me, apparently. 2110
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Take it from an Olde Crone: your TL needs funny birds. 070
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If the shoe doesn't fit, then that isn't your shoe. Stop trying to wear it and then getting mad at everyone else that you don't think the shoe fits. The more you try to wear the shoe, the more it looks like it was your shoe all along. 072
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hint: at various points in history each one of these or more have been true. 0100
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ash would not use his litterbox tonight until which conditions were met? Select all that apply: A. The litterbox was fully cleaned and changed, B. I used the toilet at the same time as a Pee Buddy, C. The Western Pine Seed Bug was removed from the box, D. The faucet was running at the same time. 6191
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For those who are blessed by the gods whose cats use the wood pellet litter (no, I don't need advice on transitioning a kitty to different litter, Ash said Hell No in no uncertain terms): Do you use a sifting nested litter box? I've sat for a few kitties who have a traditional box for pellets. 171
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyCri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tried to get Binx in the "right light" to show her Ghost Stripes. Stop laughing! I *did* think I could get a kitten to pause in the right light. Slightly blown out, you can see some of her ghost stripes. Way blown out, dayum! There's a whole ass Tortie under there! Like white "stars"-- #cats 1212913
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Podiatry Typo of the Day: Patient report right foot bumbness. Bonus: my shorthand for "hypermobile bunion" is "hyperbun." 020
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today I found out that I'm "Y'know, tonic water by itself is actually kinda good" years old. We ask for your privacy during this difficult time. 0231
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dog Friend status maintained: a border collie at the market this afternoon leaned against me for pets while their owner listened to the band. 2280
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And you better believe I checked above for any daytime roosting! (There were none, sadly, but it must be a bit more busy in the evening.) 0130
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friends, I cannot express how unbelievably giddy I am right now. 5371
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And Owl forbid I attempt to change it to wood pellet litter! 120
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We'll never know based in how they arrive at the stores! 020
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guess who jumped in IMMEDIATELY after the litter was dumped in? I have never seen a more particular cat 😹 1110
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026YES. Their texture and taste is akin to wet cardboard. 120
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: Sweetiebug, that's a lot of Mr. Mouth noises for 4am. Ash: Noise? Oh, how horrid. Wanna know what else is horrid? Me: Oh gods. Ash: That open sewage pit you call a litterbox. Me: Dude! I scoop it and add new litter thrice daily Ash: I may as well crap in an alley Me: Full clean out it is then. 1110
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyPatrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I CAN actually get a decent focus on a jay!! Those eyebrows 😍 🪶 27710
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Recharging the batteries and will try again tonight. Top 3 hypotheses of what's triggering the light: 1. That bloody western pine seed bug that landed on me during work yesterday, 2. Spider (because spiders are everywhere for me right now), 3. Funky batteries 140