Reposted by LionellaFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026New strain, who dis? 14519
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think men should also ask for consent before playing an acoustic guitar 2435378
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hot girl summer is over, it's time for plaguemaxxing autumn 1162
Reposted by LionellaDak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta. 192013227
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it was pretty warm today, in case you didn’t notice ☀️ 280
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026please stop looking at me in highly pressurised situations like when i’m trying to eat crispy fried onion with chopsticks 2192
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026while you are praying for her to text back there is a man wishing you were gay 041
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I knew it was a bad idea, I just wanted to see how bad 061
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026reasons I can’t be drafted for WW3: • I’m not good with noise • I don’t look good in camouflage • I require regular naps • my morale collapses without sweet treats • I need a cup of tea before making any tactical decisions 0110
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026you know what’s fun? walking for hours, finding a bench at the top of a hill, sitting in the sun with an ice cream and admiring the view 151
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026please keep me in your thoughts, I’m bravely dealing with a very manageable task 2167
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026called to book lunch: “do you accept dogs?” “of course! we actually prefer dogs to people” five stars, haven’t even been yet 0100
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I hate how I look in photos but apparently that’s not uncommon, studies show that up to 80% people also hate how I look in photos 1355
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my autocorrect keeps changing “duck” to “fuck”, shall I be concerned 231
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026asked ChatGPT if it can improve this photo and it removed me from it 1112
Reposted by LionellaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I must take my leaf. -fall 510041
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026do cherry liqueur chocolates count as fruit towards the 5 a day? they have a whole cherry 🍒 inside 350
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026if I die getting penis enlargement surgery just tell everyone I was shot by my jealous lover 1115
