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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 2h

Chicago steakhouse scheduled me for a double as a first shift. Worked the first shift. Left to help a friend move. Never returned.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This was always the natural endpoint, but I did think it would take a *little* longer

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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Brown University’s widget shows that the energy costs of the Iran war have just passed $1,000 per household iranwarcost.watson.brown.edu

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I just watched an attorney eat a bagel with a fork and knife. No wonder people hate us

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

JD Vance was worried Trump would become America’s Hitler not because he did not want that to exist, but because he wanted the role for himself

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Society was a mistake. Back to the forests and jungles for us.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Imagine dying from a multi million dollar munition, launched by a person you will never know or meet, for the purpose of ”potential polling bump for would be senator in Texas”. Evil fuckin shit, man

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope something awful happens to this degenerate man

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

Holy shit.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

he’s so masc that he’s … too short for the nba

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Our daughter cannot get vaccinated for this for another three months. These absolute morons risk her life daily. I will never stop being furious at the MAHA people.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

literally “he was asking for it dressed like that” for a dog hit by a car, these people are so personal responsibility poisoned it is heartbreaking

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pro se plaintiff got a concussion so he couldn’t read the briefs but don’t worry he is still coming to the hearing

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.

When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."

Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

People say Harrisburg PA has no culture but I just saw a dude in a Banks 99 mighty ducks jersey get a HUGE reaction from all the homies. did the slow turn to show it off, many daps given. The city’s future a little brighter today.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We need a full time staff defending this man’s calves

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am starting to save up my piss now for this motherfucker’s grave. Keeping it in a big jug labeled XXX. god willing it’ll happen before I need a second jug but I’m putting jug money aside just in case.

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17/09/2026

Ms. Rachel announces she will match Macklemore and donate $1 million to organizations supporting Palestine: “I will match Macklemore’s donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.”

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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Carney telling the European Parliament that what's needed is an alliance - his word, repeated - where nobody gets to tell the EU and Canada what to do. Good *LORD*. And met with a standing ovation. Well, that's that for the previously-existing form of Atlanticism, then.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I feel the "remmake old games" thing is an obvious passionless cash grab, cashing in on nostalgia to avoid taking a creative risk or spending money on writing. So imagine how mad I am at myself that the OOT remake video gave me goosebumps and instantly flashed me back to Xmas '98.

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Shut Up And Take My Money Meme

ALT: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

are you a millenial who still deep in your heart prefers the computer to the phone and who wants Real Estate to do Computer Stuff? You gotta get one of these ultrawide gaming monitors man. Just get the cheapest one, they're like $100, but its changing my whole damn life

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

She was something for 44 years, but it ain’t a judge

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

in to work early enough to have a nice chat with my coworker about if America is low key or high key fucked. I think low— Dems will stabilize but fix nothing— she thinks high —it’s either 1934 or 1939 in here right now. Both reasonable positions. Anyway, now to rearrange deck chairs on the titanic!

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I wish something bad would happen to Him

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“High key bruh that ish won’t fly” the courts, apparently

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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

5/25 heard of 1/25 content seen Good.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I remember watching this in college. The resident “guitar guy” on our hall forced me to watch it. He was right to do so. One of the best solos ever.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

we keep losing the wrong people. Devastating. I’ve you’ve never seen “nine to five” it’s a criminally underrated comedy and Dolly is sublime in it.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most, off the top of my head 1. I know those words, but that sign makes no sense. 2. Money can be exchanged for goods and services! 3. Oh, they got this all screwed up... 4. Yes, eat all of our shirts! 5. I heartily endorse this event and/or product.

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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

KBJ has them cold:

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I just constantly mutter "she's so cool", because KBJ is just consistently sitting there stripping all the bullshit away and showing the court nakedly for what it is.

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ceej @ceej.online · 18/08/2026

just got a letter from a company I've never heard of letting me know a hacker got all of my genetic information. okay. thanks

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

And let me tell you the existence of a secret track blew my little mind

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is the gom jabbar of our times. I made it 90 seconds because I am not the Kwisatz Haderach. And honestly thank god

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Today is my five year wedding anniversary, my last day finishing up a somewhat challenging position, and the last weekday before our baby starts daycare. What I’m saying is: let it happen today? I earned it.

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We could call it something like “community-ism” that’s catchy has anyone tried that

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Nothing in the world makes me angrier faster than a printer. You were working at 8am. Nobody touched you. Now you don’t work. Explain why I should not kill you with a hammer, infuriating thing

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Not the most important thing but… “defy history”? What does that even… you know what never mind I’ll just walk into traffic

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Lionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Christ almighty it’s not that fucking hard Eugene

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