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Doe-eyed assassin

@lillyfromschool.bsky.social
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Researcher. C- & K-drama aficionado. Masters graduate in Development Politics. She/her. Free 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩🇸🇸

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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The shrinkage hit me hard 🤭
Black girl (me) with an Afro, wearing a black bomber jacket, pouting while touching her hair.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😭✋🏽 Pls…
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh lemme dlt. Byeeeee
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 07/09/2026
Jim Kirk agrees. And he's very public about it.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This drama taught me that ANYONE could be the villain. Now I look at the cast of any drama with suspicion!!
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Belated happy birthday, my face Clap-Backer-er 🩷🌸
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Forgot I was watching Fangs of Fortune then I turned the TV back on and this was the face that filled my screen. And GOOD LAWD, what a face 😍🔥
Cheng Lei with blonde hair, wearing white, and staring directly at the camera.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@acab4cutie.top did I miss your birthday? Just saw your username 🥺
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My week has been on a steady downhill trajectory since Wednesday 🫤
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🙂‍↕️
John Mulaney saying, “If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Getting disappointed after being excited about something makes you want to just end the whole day right then. It’s 14:05 and I want to close my laptop and cry even though I only finish work in 4 hours 🥲
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"clanker is a slur like the n word"
squidward pointing meme with caption: WHITE
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Jacky Alciné @jacky.blacksky.app · 22/06/2026
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Donate to Support for Kohen Wiley’s Family, organized by Christopher Williams
Kohen Wiley was a loving and playful one-year-old boy whose life was tragically … Christopher Williams needs your support for Support for Kohen Wiley’s Family
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
born to eat flowers, forced to quietly harness agentic systems for workflow optimization
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it’s actually amazing we let there be tech companies at all at this point
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Keegan Leech @keeganleech.co.za · 26/08/2026
You don't understand. You shouldn't call AI "stupid", because a future LLM that's prompted to behave as "a helpful AI chatbot" might have that comment in its training data and then it will say stupid things and it'll all be your fault.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/08/2026
Fake US thinktank set up and funded by Israel sought to game AI for propaganda
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Fake US thinktank set up and funded by Israel sought to game AI for propaganda
In effort to prime chatbots to make pro-Israel arguments the site published 124 reports, over 560,000 words in nine days, Guardian analysis shows A pro-Israel messaging website badged with the name of a thinktank that does not exist has published more than half a million words in nine days, built on a commercial platform that promises to optimize content so that AI chatbots will cite it. The site gives Israel’s position on subjects including the torture of Palestinian prisoners, Israeli war crimes and whether Israel has deliberately starved Palestinians in Gaza, all presented as neutral research. Continue reading...
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😭🤣🤣
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’ll put a bonnet on before bed and wake up with it next to me on my pillow, then do the same thing the next time I sleep. I’m just Sisyphus but with blonde braids atp 🫤
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Dylan @dwil94.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here's what Agamemnon being killed upon his return home taught me about B2B sales
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
😭😭
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mildly funny that X is having blazing rows about Nolan’s Odyssey because he cast black people in it and Bluesky is having blazing rows about whether a noted Homeric translator’s LRB review of it misses the point or not
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hello, this is your sign to go watch #TheEastPalace TODAY 🔥
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/07/2026
@ayaonx on twitter: Nobody has a harder name than Yves Saint Laurent

Miranda Parkin (@mparkinb) quote tweets with a close-up photo of a  gravestone: Ronald "Puddin" Bumcum July 20, 1956
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/07/2026
brungle (@brungleelgnurb) on twitter: has anyone ever used “separate art from the artist” in reference to a good person making really shit art

Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) quote tweets with: yeah it’s called going to your friend’s comedy show
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/07/2026
quoted post from @shortsqueeznews: BREAKING: Olivia Rodrigo’s new boyfriend is a private equity associate focused on AI transformation. Croonenberghs graduated from Brown ...

@DylanMcD8 quote tweets with: "But I thought..."
and a screenshot showing lyrics from Olivia Rodrigo's song "expectations" reading: "i won't settle for a guy with a fake job"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/07/2026
ApacheSmith on twitter:
"Oh you like Dune (2021), you should check out Dune (1984)!"
"Is it good?"
"No"

Lucky (@AntlerWeasel) replies:
"Its amazing"
"In a good way?"
"In a way."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/07/2026
a cat next to a factory. 

Cat has a US flag emoji and says: "I hope I don't get humiliated". Factory has an Iranian flag emoji and text: "Humiliation Factory".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
Adam Thomas (@AdamMerrivale) on Twitter: "I want to know about the incident that led to this sign," [a photo of an outdoor market booth displaying round soap bars that look like cheese beneath a red stop sign reading "Soap Not Cheese."]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/07/2026
elytrians on tumblr: "i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant"

elytrians: "fucks your wife and then blows up your house my work here is done"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/07/2026
A Venn diagram consisting of two overlapping circles. The left circle is light green and labeled "Me". The right circle is light blue and labeled "Electron". The central overlapping intersection contains the text "start behaving differently when observed".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/07/2026
"Stop donating this stuff to Ukraine 😤😤 My grandpa doesn't understand English!!!!" [An elderly man stands outdoors wearing dress pants, shiny black dress shoes, and a white t-shirt with a graphic of an open mouth with red lips that reads "MOUTHS CAN'T GET PREGNANT".]
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/07/2026
"Dubious Nerd Facts: Identical twins do not share the same fingerprints. However, you can still frame your identical twin for murder because police work is usually a sloppy attempt to justify their first suspicions." [A green digital font title above a composite image of two identical smiling women with curly hair, both wearing white t-shirts and jeans while giving thumbs-up gestures against a dark background.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/07/2026
"The problem with socialism // is that eventually // you run out of other people's money. *Gives 85% of labor value to capitalist boss who doesn't work*" [clown makeup meme showing]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/07/2026
nyancrimew on tumblr: "guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/07/2026
bonivers on Tumblr: "going on a guilt trip do yall want anything" secondbeatsongs: "if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
CJ (@ceeeeeeejt) on Twitter: "What’s something in society that’s completely mislabeled?" 
ceej (@ceejoyner): "Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) on Twitter: "[seeing an angel, appearing to be a glorious half-bird, half-human being] 

me: very hesitantly throwing bread at it"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
homunculus-argument on Tumblr: "Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry." 

dreamsareliminalspaces: "Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk" 

homunculus-argument: "That was also me."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
mockwa on Tumblr: "An abandoned potato sorting station near Krasnosilka, Ukraine with a unusual, cantilevered design. The concrete block at the end forms the counterweight of the structure, creating the impression it floats over the fields." 

[photo of an asymmetric building balancing on a concrete support base, projecting out horizontally into the landscape.] 

catboybebop on Tumblr: "howls moving potato sorting station"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
U.S. Soccer Men's National Team (@USMNT) on twitter: "The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
blurry black and white image of a cat staring in the dark captioned: "they are putting something in water that makes you pee".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/07/2026
Hoops McCann (@ravidravidravid) on twitter:
"beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright starts shaking and his ears flap
me: hahaha :) hahahaha"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/07/2026
A tabby cat looking directly forward, overlaid with text reading:"To do list: • burst someone's bubble • stir the pot • toot my own horn • add my 2 cents • skate on thin ice • add fuel to the fire"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/07/2026
The Pumpkin Pie Dipshit (@HelloCullen) on twitter: "Theres a part of the "kiss from a rose" video where it's edited to look like batman is shocked by how good Seal is at singing"Val Kilmer’s Batman looking very, very impressed in front of an explosion, from the "Kiss from a Rose" music video.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/07/2026
View of the empty as hell Great American State Fair on the National Mall, overlaid with a "Live" tag and a "Breaking News" banner reading "Great American State Fair crowd so small, Trump cancels fake assassination."
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