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Doe-eyed assassin

@lillyfromschool.bsky.social
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Researcher. C- & K-drama aficionado. Masters graduate in Development Politics. She/her. Free 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩🇸🇸

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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The shrinkage hit me hard 🤭
Black girl (me) with an Afro, wearing a black bomber jacket, pouting while touching her hair.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Forgot I was watching Fangs of Fortune then I turned the TV back on and this was the face that filled my screen. And GOOD LAWD, what a face 😍🔥
Cheng Lei with blonde hair, wearing white, and staring directly at the camera.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🙂‍↕️
John Mulaney saying, “If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Now…
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’m watching How Dare You for the plot. The plot:
Cheng Lei dressed in a black and red Hanfu, glaring at someone beyond the frame.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Mama grabbed the Vaseline and was like:
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Colleagues: What are your hobbies? @keeganleech.co.za answering for me: kdramas… and internet drama Me, feeling seen:
A tweet by @propaganda91, that says, “inside you there are two wolves” along with the yearbook photos of Azealia Banks and Timothée Chalamet, both captioned “Drama”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This used to be my signature look, I need to bring it back 💋
Black woman (me) with blonde braids, standing in front of a grey cement wall, wearing a black top and black trousers, black oversized sunglasses, with red lipstick on.A black woman (me) with an afro, wearing a white top and red lipstick, posing with her tongue out to a camera above her
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My partner saw this pic and begged me to impregnate him cuz he is (direct quote) brovulating 🤦🏽‍♀️😂
Me (black girl with platinum blonde braid in a messy bun) — throwing up a peace sign with my eyes closed — wearing a black blouse with white polka dots, maroon lipstick, a gold necklace, and gold earrings.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My bestie said this pic makes me look like a 50 year-old high school English teacher who owns a cat and has a favourite student (a black gay kid who loves poetry)… I’ve decided it’s a compliment 🤷🏽‍♀️💅🏽
Me (black girl with platinum blonde goddess braids) giving a cheesy smile, wearing rectangular blue light glasses and maroon lipstick .
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
🥳
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
100% agree 🥰🌈
View of a rainbow behind a grin hill, white gothic houses, and the Rhein River.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Omg 🫣🫢
Pikatchu blushing and smiling, surrounded by heart (❤️) emojis
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Why are they booing you? You’re RIGHT!
Nigerian actor, PawPaw, wearing a green T-shirt, scratching his face in frustration
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
A video that warms my heart EVERY time I watch it 🥰
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Yizzir 🧡
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Since we’re talking about popes and allat…
Tweet by “Bald Ann dowd” saying, “we need a girl pope #girlpope”, quoted by “Bingus” with the response, “A Bene Gesserit?”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Are you okay, babe? You haven’t touched on the
Tweet by Laura Loomer saying, “WOKE MARXIST POPE”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Karl Marx:
Issa Rae clutching her chest, as she says “me?”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
📍
Tweet by @KarmaSkills saying, “what show is this from?” and a reply from @SirSilis333 saying, “America”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I cackled 😭
Tweet by @pastapilled saying, “An American pope is an apocalypse indicator”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Thanks for putting me onto this show, @solomonmissouri.bsky.social 🔥
Image of Detective Cupp from Netflix’s The Residence holding binoculars to her eyes. The caption says, “‘Are you bird watching during a murder investigation?’ God forbid a woman admire a song sparrow on a weekday”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I truly love the South Korean electorate — the epitome of “unfuckwithable” 🔥🇰🇷
Man in a black t-shirt and black cap (worn backwards) looking out onto a a yard, with the caption, “South Koreans bring a sort of fuck around and find out vibe to the 3rd of June 2025 that Yoon Suk-yeol will definitely cry about” — 3 June 2025 is the day that South Koreans will be electing a new president after Yoon Suk-yeol was impeached.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This is gonna keep me chuckling all day, on god 😭
A tweet by LegalDistortion that shows 3 iMessage notifications: 1. “Anxiety: What if you’re not good enough”, 2. “Depression: Everyone hates you”, 3. “Houthi PC small group: 👊🇺🇸🔥”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I see facts, I RT 🤷🏽‍♀️
A tweet by twitter user @kdramaHoneyBee saying, “German is sleepy French. French is Italian in italics. Russian is angry French. Dutch is drunk Afrikaans. Austrian German is angry Dutch. Swiss German is white boy wasted French that’s arguing with a German. English is all of these combined. No, I will not elaborate…”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
He said, “broad pelvis”, I am leaving the internet for the rest of the night, thanks 😭
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
📍
Various Studio Ghibli characters in different frames, hugging their own knees while crying
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
🙂↔️
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
3 months in, Valentine’s Day 🥰
A bouquet of Casablanca lilies before they bloomLine drawing of a person blushing while looking at their phone, which has hearts around it
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
you've been kidnapped. the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. who is coming to save you? The guy would try fuck me in exchange for the rescue and the girl would’ve probably been responsible for the kidnapping to begin with 😩
Caroline (Sarah Catherine Hook) and Lucien (Zac Burgess) sitting on a couch, holding glasses of champagne, and looking at each other while Lucien touches Caroline’s hair.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Boyfriend: I need to fly back to South Africa so I can sleep next to you again 😔♥️ Me:
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
🇰🇷🥳
A collage of Nene Leakes, Rihanna, and Azalea Banks dancing with one leg out while their bodies are turned toward that leg
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You just reminded me of this:
Image of an 1800s doctor using an old-school stethoscope while checking a patient that is laying down, with the caption, “Being an old-timey doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like ‘yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it’”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
“I guess ANYONE can get a PhD nowadays” Firstly, Chad, you sound like your Boomer father who regrets ever having you. And secondly, you would have never been able to delve deeply into a subject like this, even if you’d been RKO’d into it…
Keke Palmer getting into someone’s face, clearly telling them off
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I colour-coded my responses and put the meaning of each colour in the alt text of the pic. Here’s the empty list 💗
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Another day, another K-drama checklist for me to fill in 🥰
Checklist of kdramas colour-coded by what I’ve watched (yellow), what I started but couldn’t be bothered to finish (red), what I started but didn’t finish cuz I got distracted (green), and what I finished watching but regret having wasted that time watching them (blue)
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Me: *Posts a story about feeling depressed* A cishet man: If you let me hit, you’d feel so much better 😏
A sad-looking bunny cartoon character drawing a picture of the sun and a spaceship, with the caption, “Why won’t god blow up the sun? …Do my prayers mean nothing to him?”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Me: Depressive episode: SURPRISE 🎊 Me:
Doormat with a photo of Joseline Hernandez looking annoyed and the text, “Ho, why is you here?”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Elmo and Rocco’s beef > Kendrick and Drake’s beef
Two k-pop idols sitting on a couch, looking distressed, while one of them is eating something covered in aluminium foil. The caption below says, “BREAKING MY SILENCE”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I hope she’s having a great day 🩷
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
🥰🥳
Aaron Pierce smiling widely and happily while holding up a sign that says “YES”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
This was amazing, but I slept with all the lights on 😩
Poster for the Korean film, Exhuma, featuring three of the main characters standing and the fourth main character crouched over an open grave that looks like the main antagonist’s face
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
We up, we UP, WE UPPPPP 🔥
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Daily Wook-spiration! #LeeJaeWook #이재욱
Lee Jae-wooo wearing a black, knitted polo neck, knit sweater and clear-rimmed glasses; his left hand on the white table, while his right elbow rests on that table with right hand resting on his mouth.
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
This tweet cured my chronic suicide ideation:
Tweet saying, “if u ever feel suicidal just remember, why would u let israel outlive you?”
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
The former US president won’t see your skeets making fun of his conviction, but your friends who “misclassified” a $130,000 payment for a porn star’s NDA will 😒
Elon Musk making it seem like Trump’s conviction is a slippery slope, when he’s actually just trying to defend his faves and scare us into believing that those in power being held accountable is something the rest of us should be afraid of…
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Wenn ich wäre nicht immer online, müsste ich allein mit meiner Gedanken sein…
Hilary Duff lying on her tummy on her bed, crying
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Semi-related: My friend and I went to a Korean restaurant last weekend. Omg, it was SO good. I’ve never eaten so much and so fast! This 👇🏾 wasn’t even everything we ordered 🤣😍
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Doe-eyed assassin @lillyfromschool.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
Good morning from South Africa, today is “Take the Illegitimate, Genocidal State of Israel to The Hague” Day 🙏🏾
Nelson Mandela smiling while wearing a keffiyeh
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