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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 16h
fell in love with a vehicle so hard and so fast that i literally started dreaming about driving her and the beautiful life we'd have together but the second i got notified that the price had dropped someone else had already reserved her
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Sea 🌊 @1driedpersimmon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did a quick redraw, gotta remind everyone that I love her…. *screams*
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Dag 🔞 EVIL PERVERT FACTORY @arcadianpeach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too tired to draw so I play with gradient maps #LeonKennedy | #ResidentEvil | #ResidentEvilRequiem
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! Let the spooky season begin!
A black-and-white cat dressed like a ghost in a white cloth, sitting between two orange Halloween buckets
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geryon 🪡🧵 @sylphlands.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is one of my favorite videos on the internet
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
get help
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 01/10/2026
unfortunately i understand why cis men are the way they are a little bit more every day bcuz i *thoroughly* cleaned the sink after shaving. not a single stray. i am very particular about this. go back ten minutes later and there is a fresh layer of hair in the sink. where did you even come from bruv
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Juulie @juulieart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zenos Galvus #ffxiv #ffxivart #ff14
Fanart of Zenos yae Galvus holding an Elpis Flower from FFXIV
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Toby / Markus ✈️🦅 @boeing787.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 29/09/2026
as you say, boss
advertisement poster on the bus ceiling that's supposed to be about reducing the stigma of discussing funeral plans but it uses the slogan "Use the F word on the bus" which can be interpreted rather dubiously
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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hace @hac.ee · 29/09/2026
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 27/09/2026
genuinely an invasive species and i'm not budging on this. just big as hell for no reason and exclusively being sold to 70 year olds who have driven the same volvo from new since 1993 now suddenly they're in an automatic without a single tactile button or switch in sight and way too much torque
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 27/09/2026
literally have never understood people's vehement aversion to manual bcuz it's easy as hell in the first place but most importantly it's FUN!!!! but dude i hate electric parking brakes so much i do nawt trust them. i need the handbrake to Crank Loud As Fuck so i know it's definitely for sure working
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 27/09/2026
since actually being inside a jaecoo for the first time i can safely say that EVs are the most distracting and unsafe vehicles ever produced and everybody needs to abandon them and get behind the wheel of a character-building manual shitbox and i'm being so serious
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Ollie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Virus
Digital painting of a dimly lit computer lab. All monitors are switched off except for one at the centre showing a small, blank window
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fern @eleressea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
✍️
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Hella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!] @hellahannah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A second foal has hit the ground! <3
A drawing of two adult Przewalski’s horses and their two foals on a blank background in the style of the Lascaux cave paintings. The text underneath reads “making friends with mama.”
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Holly Bear ʕ e ᴥ eʔ 📄📚 @bearhybrid.art · 25/09/2026
Time to get ROUND 🟤 #FatBearWeek #BearHybridArt
An artwork of a stylized brown bear that is perfectly spherical for fat bear week.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ganondorf true
ALT: Ganondorf true
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Tlusthgar Ulgasch @bozjan-astrologer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it's thursday of a looong week. you need vid of a baby opossum eating a grape.
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L4PIN! @flyingbunns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yeas #emmasica #ffxiv
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swagvoid🌱 @swagvoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new cat dropped!!
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thragslime @concrete-wizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this is just what happens idk
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Renos ⚡idle @krawark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
KITTIES #FFXIVART
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💤 @darkopalscythe.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
eren #ffxiv
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Klume 🐑 @klumescribbles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#dawntrail I passed out what happened #lamatsphene #art
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Torchbug Empress Jenny 🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @captaindumac.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love Sphene gifs like genuinely what context is this supposed to be used in? it’s my favourite gif ever I use it constantly
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Sphene Ffxiv
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Radoge🍇🍋 @radoge14.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
再掲
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INO @meteorlno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Em!! @emggily.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alisaie! #ffxiv
A digital drawing of Alisaie holding her RDM weapon behind her. Stylized magic is flowing from it.
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🌑*.°• Ysur •°.*🌑 @ysurdis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Too lost to the ice for saving ... #Ysayle
A drawing of Ysayle. She's in despair. One of her hands reaches to her throat were ice crystals break their way through from the inside of her body, just like they do from her chest. With the other hand she embraces herself. From her eyes radiates a cold glow. She's crying.
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Just a Lil Guy @honeydropcrow.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
"O goddess born of mine own hopes and dreams-" #FFXIV | #Commissions | #ysayledangoulain | #ysayle
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Dreavindr @dreavindr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FFXIV #FF14 #FFXIVART
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TK🌊 @tksnim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🧡 #ffxiv
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go fuck yourself
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 24/09/2026
mind you there is a gas leak at the end of my street that's been going all week because the council just cordoned it off and called the job done. but i don't think carbon monoxide poisoning causes this incredibly specific kind of hallucination
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 24/09/2026
hold on i think i've been spiked. trisha paytas is making kpop now? with kevin woo???? kevin fucking woo???? kevin woo formerly of ukiss???????? TRISHA PAYTAS??????????????
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