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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 05/10/2026
i've narrowed down my options so we've got: 1. my dream car since i was probably like 15 or 2. Fuckinge Cube
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 04/10/2026
you just have to laugh
screenshot of two absolutely pathetic and ridiculous ao3 tags in sequence:

AI-Assisted, Slow Updates
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 02/10/2026
fell in love with a vehicle so hard and so fast that i literally started dreaming about driving her and the beautiful life we'd have together but the second i got notified that the price had dropped someone else had already reserved her
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 29/09/2026
as you say, boss
advertisement poster on the bus ceiling that's supposed to be about reducing the stigma of discussing funeral plans but it uses the slogan "Use the F word on the bus" which can be interpreted rather dubiously
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 22/09/2026
happy fat bear week to all who celebrate
Fat Bear Week: Meet the competition [picture of a bear]
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 18/08/2026
when the depressive episode starts coinciding with true spiritual peace
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 14/08/2026
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 05/08/2026
instagram is too good man
@poopyfart6942069 i respectfully disagree, poopy fart 69 420 69. But thank you.
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 01/08/2026
POV you are professional drummer in sellout stadium
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 01/08/2026
it's willow's birthday today! she is ELEVEN!!! years old everybody say happy birthday willow 🥺🎂🎊✨
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 24/07/2026
would you let this guy play wonderwall at your function
my character maeran in final fantasy xiv. he is a midlander with tanned skin, deep reddish-brown eyes, and wavy black hair with a sideswept fringe and a long stray curl falling over his jaw. he is standing in front of a sky red with smoke and falling debris, greatsword strapped over his back, and his eyebrows are furrowed as he examines something beyond the camera. oh and he also has the cutest dark circles that make him look so miserable and pathetic it's very charming.maeran again this time showing his side profile from the opposite direction. his expression is more relaxed, and this angle better shows off his prominent nose bridge and the cute soft slope of his jaw. he's literally so cute are you looking at him? please look at him. my boy he's so cute
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 24/07/2026
sorry but this is diabolical
Purchase successful
I know
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 22/07/2026
eating? her own beans? it's more likely than you think
my calico cat willow chomping on her own little paw. incredibly focused. dedicated. hard at work.
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 20/07/2026
i have to go to work can you watch this fucking thing for me. if he starts oozing don't worry about it
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 18/07/2026
the absolute fucking state of the internet right now. chatgpt-run social media bots commenting on every video ever posted asking "is this AI?"
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 17/07/2026
i will not be apologising for the halmarut fiesta. you will look at her
pitbull saying hope everyone enjoyed it
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 17/07/2026
i'm sorry the what
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 17/07/2026
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GROWL WOOF I BITES YOU AND BITES YOU AND BITES YOU AND BITES YOU
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 16/07/2026
Spotted
heavily edited 10x zoom photo of my calico cat willow sitting in the garden. high-contrast grayscale and intense halation makes her appear as an absolutely teeny tiny glowing cryptid on an infrared camera
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 16/07/2026
1. not my *first* ever gpose but certainly one of the earliest. central coerthas circa lv.30-ish 2. slutting up thancred in the rising stones. the hotbar/HUD situation here really ages me 3. wow just like dragon age inquisition 4. most recent gpose! look at what a beautiful woman he has grown into!!
gpose screenshot of my ffxiv character kaien looking baby as all hell in the middle of coerthas central highlands, smiling and waving goofily at the cameragameplay screenshot of ffxivgameplay screenshot of ffxivmiss kaien kaifu in all his current decadent splendour looking so cutieful beautiful
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 11/07/2026
KAIEN!!!
kaien again but this time looking a bit more thoughtful and perhaps more sultrykaien once more but this time with both hands cupping his face all cute-like with a lopsided smile showing a bit of fang
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 11/07/2026
post this kaien when they least expect it
portrait of my ffxiv character kaien, a raen with long, vibrant orange hair, tanned skin and pale golden scales. he is wearing a lace-trimmed velvet bustier with a dragonfly pattern and looking coyly at the camera with a hand resting against his cheek
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 10/07/2026
me when the "Implied/Referenced Torture" tag turns into full blown graphic nasty slutty horny descriptions of torture
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 08/07/2026
censor THIS bsky
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 08/07/2026
love is real
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 07/07/2026
rear view of kaien running through solution 9 naked from the waist down in front of an NPC sitting on a bench with a text bubble above them that reads "What a view..."
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 29/06/2026
SO WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 25/06/2026
this has been in my drafts for a month. she was yearning for my croissants
my sweet little baby calico willow looking so mournful and alone because she wants to eat my croissants despite knowing full well she cannot have them and would not like them even if she could. her little pawsies are crossed so politely too.
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 24/06/2026
running through the monsooooon beyond the wooorld to the end of time where the raiiiin won't huuurt fighting the stooooorm into the blueeeee and when i lose myseeelf i'll think of youuuuu together we'll be RUUUUUUUNNING SOMEWHERE NEW AND NOTHING CAAAAN HOOOOOLD ME BACK FROM YOOOOOUUUUUU
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 24/06/2026
wednesday again,
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 23/06/2026
33° and 80% humidity and neighbours playing the worst music i've ever heard
cat holding bomb
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 21/06/2026
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 19/06/2026
okay temu i guess you've convinced me. sure i will buy a fursuit and a suspuciously bong shaped science flask and 60 metal washer things that definitely don't look anything like butt plugs
temu ad on instagram featuring two fursuits - one orange and one blue - some sort of science flask and a 60 pack of... i have no idea what they are. some sort of washer or screw thing but they really do look like tiny butt plugs. sorry.
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 17/06/2026
having free will is so awesome. happy birthday to me
sunny day in the back garden. cuthbert caterpillar cake from aldi. two buzzballs. pack of lucky strikes. isn't life beautiful? life is so beautiful.
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 12/06/2026
The Concept ...
my calico cat willow staring contemplatively at her paw, curled up towards her face as if deep in thoughtwillow doing the exact same thing but this time staring hauntedly off into the middle distance as if having come to some life-altering realisation
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 10/06/2026
got me reacting to wild animals in protected nature reserves like they're celebrity blorbos
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 09/06/2026
your item was received by True...
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 08/06/2026
me when. when uh . when he when. when the When when he. me when me when he
sticker on the rear end of a bus that reads "Please let me pull out" with a thumbs up
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 07/06/2026
how it feels to take an edible and eat a large pizza and two servings of mac n cheese
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 05/06/2026
whatever. CLAIRE FUCKING REDFIELD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
guy with arms raised victoriously facing a golden sunset
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 03/06/2026
finished watching half man
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 03/06/2026
21,000 TOPS JUST GOT FUCKING PAINTED
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 02/06/2026
i'm not even fucking joking man WHAT is this
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 26/05/2026
i can't even poop and pee and be disrespectful anymore. because of woke
sign in an empty flowerbed with a crossed out image of a pooping dog that reads "PLEASE NO POOP AND PEE, BE RESPECTFUL"
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 22/05/2026
my tuber that i grew from the Soil #mytuber
my fluffy tortie cat quinn rolling about in a sunny patch on the grass in... some sort of pose. it's utterly indescribable. her legs are sticking out real stupid-like and her big fluffy tail is curling in some sort of direction and her tummy fluff is out of control. she's also perfect by the way
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 17/05/2026
the resident pigeons at work have decided to make my office their new roost. better in here than in the rooms, i suppose (plus they are so cutesies when they loaf together and just coo constantly)
a bonded pair of pigeons chillaxing together in a plastic pallet
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 14/05/2026
the sniler
my calico cat willow looking so babyful at the camera. she is mid-meow and slow blinking and she has the kind of smile men used to go to war for.
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 14/05/2026
what if god said walk through a hailstorm with fresh stitches in your head
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 14/05/2026
post surgery boy brekkie
coffee and a cig baby
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ham stroker's ejacula @lightwarden.blog · 12/05/2026
oh we're doing all-time stats now i guess. this is the very picture of mental stability
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